Wednesday, March 23, 2005

   I'm gonna die!

	I still have six days left of my Spring Break. Six days without my friends, isolated from the rest of the world (I can't find my car keys), getting rides from my mom. Lance is out camping (I know, I can't believe it either) and Mark is to lazy to walk is ass of post. I'm gonna die without my Mark or Lance!!!! JUST KILL ME NOW AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!! The other day I found myself wondering what would happen if Lance and I did a duet to “My Christmas List” from Simple Plan. I think this would be the end result. And now, without further delay, the nauseating mutilation of a perfectly good song. “My Christmas List” sung by: Brinne Schaefer and Lance Goad Bri: Santa is coming tonight And I want a car, and I want a life And I want a first class trip to Hawaii I want a lifetime supply Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies I want a DVD, A big screen TV Just bring me things that I don't need. Lance and Bri: 'Cuz now it's Christmas And I want everything I just can't wait Christmas So don't stop spending I want a million gifts, that's right Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: Somebody take me away Or give me a time machine To take me straight to midnight I'll be alright Lance: I want a girl in my bed Who knows what to do Bri: (while Lance is still singing) Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?!?!?!? Lance: A PlayStation 2 I want a shopping spree In New York City Just bring me things that I don't need Lance: 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: (once again interupting) Huy, don’t you NEED the girl in your bed thing? Lance: (laughing) And I want everything, yea, I guess I just can't wait Lance and Bri: Christmas So don't stop spending I want a million gifts, that's right Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: I wish I could take this day Lance: Night…… Bri: And make it last forever (laughs) And no matter what I get tonight I (starts t o laugh harder) want more. (laughing hystarically) Lance: YES!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!! Lance and Bri: It's Christmas and I want everything I just can't wait It's Christmas and I want everything now Christmas And I want everything I just can't wait Christmas So don't stop spending, I Want a million gifts, That's right And I can't wait 'til midnight Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas *guitar solo* Lance: Ya know, I only have one thing on my Christmas list. Bri: I bet I know what that is, and yes, you ARE going to have to wait till Christmas or maybe even New Years. Lance: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! But I………. Bri: (laughing) No buts. Lance: That’s not fair. Bri: You said you wanted it for “Christmas”, so you’ll just have to wait. When you think about it…….. Lance: what? Bri: Never mind. Lance: ok, whatever……….*poke* *poke* *squeeze* Bri: (laughing and holds breasts) LANCE!!!!! Lance: SORRY!!! Bri: If you’re going to do that, do it on a time when we’re not being ………… stu…pid. (starts to laugh again) Lance: (laughs) Bri: (still laughing) Ya know what, the song ended a while ago…………. Lance and Bri: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HERE? *bows and walk away laughing* This is really SICK humor and would most likely happen like this if Lance and I really did do this. And FYI, this took me all of 5 minutes to come up with this abomination of an song, all lyrics are copyright of “Simple Plan”. Scenario written by Brianne Schaefer.

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