Sunday, February 19, 2006

   Random humor from the week

	sorry i haven't been online lately, mom's been a comp-hogg all week. Finally something intresting happened lol. Wednesday: we had a sub in English 11. so she gave us our work and told us it was due at the end of class. so naturally the retards on the other side of the room wouldn't shut up at all. and there was this one girl who just kept talking and wouldn't stop. and she talked so loudly that you couldn't help but listen in on what she was saying. then one of my friends started laughing really hard, so i asked what was so funny. and he was like "she's talking about a girl who just keeps talking and never shuts up." then i just started laughing too, and was like "that's called "irony" Ricky." then we both started to laugh even harder. So the girl looked up and was like "what's so funny? is it me????" and by this time i was getting fed up with her talking and the sub not doing anything about it, so i said "yes we're laughing at you. have you even been listening to what you're saying? you are an irritation to the rest of the class and a disruption to the learning process. shut up." then she was like "cant you be more polite you stupid little goth-bitch." (the sub isn't doing anything about this) so i calmly said "ok....shut up please." so she procedes to yell at me and be generally irritating, and i'm just sitting there, so she finally gets in my face and was like "SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?!?!" and i calmly said "your breath smells like rotten garbage, sit down and shut up for once in your meaningless life." she finally went back to her seat abd contoinued to talk, FINALLY the sub says something, after it was all over....... but the girl still didn't shut up. Friday night: I was over at Ben's house. (duh) he was playing Space Cowboys on the comp, and i was laughing at the hillarious conversations going on over the intercom. then at about 630 Ben was like, "ok, i'm gonna take my girlfriend out to dinner, i'll be back in about an hour." then the guys he was talking to decided to figure out what time it was here in the US (they are in Australia) and one of the guys was like "ok the day changes on the Equator..." and "i get on the intercom and was like "ummmmm the prime maridian, not the equator..." and then he felt really stupid. then outta nowhere he was like, "woah,Fallen, you have a girlfriend?!" and Ben was like "duh, why do you think i logoff at about this time on Friday nights? you really need to move outta your mom's house and you both need to get girlfriends...." then there was slence from the other end of the conversation, and we went to dinner. Yesterday: I went to see The Pink Panther out of total boredom. then i went to Ben's place. then at about 520pm he falls off the bed, grabs my car keys and procedes to lay on the floor and jingle the keys for nearly 20 minutes. and out of nearly compleate randomness said "WOW! i can keep myself AND the baby entertained for countless hours" as he keeps messing with my keys, and five minutes later get bored and gives them back. so i was like "what happened to countless hours huh?" and he was like, "like i said countless...... i cant count that low. haha" i just stared at him and said "this coming from the man who does calculus equations in his head for fun..........." then he cut himself with the ritual dagger. and i was like "honey, you have no common sense...." and he was like "high IQ low common sense, remember, i mean, you're walking proof of that statement." and then we had dinner and i had to go home..... and then i woke up at 2am this morning and have been up sence then.

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