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ok, sorry i didn't tell you guys about this, but i was in New Mexico sence last Friday with Ben and his mom. (OMG MY PARENTS ACTUALY LET ME GO!!!). ok what really pissed me off about this "vacation" was that Cindy (Ben's mom) dragged us on this trip so and i quote "so that Ben can see his grandma and aunts before he and i move to Arkansas" now keep that in mind please, because Cindy left us in a motel room for the first two days with nothing to do (no PS2 or anything) because she originally told us that we would be sleeping iin a tent in Auntie Deanie's back yard!!!! The hotel we were in was cheap as hell, but also very comfortable and cozy. it had one bed, a tv, a mini-fridge, a vibrating chair, a bathroom w/ shower,and a heater with a chimney that looked a lot like a pole-dancing pole, but we got bored after the first three hours from lack of entertainment. what really pissed Ben and i off was that his mom dragged us there, and left us in a hotel for the three days we were there with no entertainment, the bowling ally and movie theaters both went out of business. here's how the weekend went.
Friday morning; i get to the appartment at about 0630. that's when we were gonna leave (Ben's mom took her own damn time about getting ready) we left at 0930.
Friday afternoon; we get to Truth or Concequences New Mexico at about 3pm and go see Ben's grandma. Cindy attemps to check Ben and i into a rinki-dink, shit-hole of a hotel, we refuse it (this happens three times). we fianlly have a room at about 530. we went to sleep at about 630 becuase traveling makes people tired. Ruth called at about 8 New Mexico time, and i told her i'd call her later. at 1 am the next day Cindy calls Ben's cell phone TOTALLY WASTED!!!!! and says she'll be at the room later (not sure where she thought she was gonna sleep, the room only had one bed) so 15minutes later her truck drives past the motel this happend 18 times) she finally drove back to her mom's house and had to follow her sister to the motel. when she got there she kinda fell out of the car, stumbled into the room, and promptly kicked ben and i out..... we spent the rest of the night at a 24hour Circle K. we got fed up and kicked her out of our room at 630am and slept until about 2 pm.
Saturday afternoon; sat around and did nothing except took a shower (the shampoo smelled like Sandalwood) we fell asleep at about 4am Sunday.
Sunday morning; yes morning!!! Cindy woke us up becuase she said that she refused to pay for another night at the motel, when Ben and i were the ones paying for it (yeah she's kinda retarded) (btw our room was only $40 a night for tow people in a one bed room) So Cindy (moron) decised to get us a room at the Comfort Inn becuase she wanted to sit in a jecuzie (Comfort Inn $65 for a two bed suite and seh wasn't even staying in the room). Ben's entire family decided to go swimming that night, and i got to meet those i hadn't met at his grandma's house on friday. his little cousin Shannon is a rude little punk of a girl (she's 12). omg we went and lit fireworks at his Auntie Deanie's house (yes this was where, ya know TENT OF DOOM!!!)so Ben being the oldest was the one lighting the fireworks. weeeee BOOOOM!!!! so we spent about an hour blowing things up lol. Shannon wanted to try lighting one so Ben handed her the lighter told her what to do and helped her out (and people say he's mean). well Shannon didn'd get away from the fire work when she was told to so Ben had to grab her and move her away before it went off in front of her. we got back to the Inn at about 11pm and stayed up all night becuase we didn't want to miss the free breakfast at 6am.
Monday morning; 6am we wander downstairs to the lobby looking for food. THEY HAD HARD-BOILED EGGS!!!!!! i couldn't get the shell cracked so Ben tried to flick it, lost his grip on the egg and sent it sailing across the room into a wall. YAY SPLAT!!!!! then we went to bed. after 2 and a half hours (835)Cindy called me saying that breakfast was being served in the lobby, i hung up on her.then she called again at 1130 saying that check out time was noon. so Ben and i got our stuff together, and stumbled out to the car. we went to Dairy Queen and got ice cream and vent back to Deanie's. when we got there Ben and i sat down on the couch and watched Finding Nemo with Justice, Brittany, and Esthar. THEN SHANNON CAME OUT!!! (what a little bitch) she looked at me with my ice cream cone and said as rudely as possably "you went to dairy queen didn't you! and you didn't get ME anything! you have ice cream and didn't get any for ME!!!" ok i was fucking tired, and wasn't about to let a little 12 year old Hitler give me a hard time, so i looked at her and said "no shannon, we didn't go to Dairy Queen, and this this in my hand....... it isn't and ice-cream cone with ice-cream in it.... it's just something that looks like an ice-cream cone with creamy white stuff that looks and tastes like ice-cream....." so she got right up in my face and said something i can't remember becuase i was half asleep. so got up and went to sleep on the air mattress in the computer room, Ben followed me. and just as we got to sleep Shannon came in making as much noise as humanly possable screaming "WHERE'S THE PHONE!!!" that woke us up ok. then she yelled again "O WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO USE THE SPEAKER PHONE!!!" the phone cradle thingy was on the table right next to where ben and i were trying to sleep, so she started pressing buttons (loud beeping noises) so i took one of the pillows and covered my head with it, Ben got up, grabbed her by the arm and i guess was about to take her over his knee and spank her or something, but his mom came in yelled at shannon, and she ran off to her room. then we left Deanie's at about 2pm to go see Ben's Auntie Nina. OMG she was totally awesome, we walked into her house, she hugged BOTH Ben and I. and basically treated me like one of the family. so Ben and i sat in Nena's hot tub for about an hour, then we started heading home. The truck broke down in Deming (flat tire)...well it was more like this;
we went to diner at a mexican resteraunt (i've had so much mexican food in the past 4 days i don't think i'll ever eat any ever again) i noticed that the front passenger tire was very low so we drove around town three times because Cindy not only didn't know how to change a tire (i was gonna do it any ways) but she didn't have a car jack!!! WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T HAVE A CAR JACK IN CASE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!! so we found a repair shop, then the battery died......*sigh*... got that fixed and finally got back on the road... she wouldn't let me or Ben sleep at all, and one of us was supposed to drive when she got tired.... ok between Sunday morning and the 36 hours after that neither Ben nor i got much more than three hours of sleep.. i ended up driving from Benson to home.... so as pay back for keeping us awake, we blasted Marilyn Manson and kept Cindy awake the rest of the trip. and i got home at about 1130pm last night and the fucking phone woke me up at about 10am this morning........ grrrrrrrr.
****UPDATE ON MOVE****
ok, here's the plan as of yesterday. Ben's dad is getting plane tickets, we fly out of El Paso New Mexico (yes right now we are in Arizona lemme explain) on August 13th. We are leaving for New Mexico on thursday the 10th, and are gonna stay wit Aunti Nina until the 13th, and she will drive us to the airport in El Paso, and BAM we're on our way to Arkansas. if this plan changes i'll let y'all know. and thanx for all your support.
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