"And so it shall be. For as long as there are people in this world, so must there be evil"
Hey all. I'm EMO right now. jk, I'm just hyper/psyched. We get out of school thursday and don't go back until next Tuesday. It rocks!!! I finally figured out what to be as halloween. I'm going to go as
the guy from the movie 'Idol Hands'. I'm gonna dip my hand in ketchup and let it dry. The I'm gonna go around threatening ppl to give me candy before my hand goes crazy. *for those of you who don't
know what the hell I'm talking about, just be quiet* So anyway, I need a job. I need to make a buttload(lot) of money to buy manga. I heard from Wikipedia that they're gonna publish one of Nobuhiro
Watsuki's stand alone manga in america. He is the one who did Rurouni Kenshin and Buso Renkin. It's only like 3 volumes, but it's something to read. I am so freaking bored.
MARIA
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the Maria we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!
MARIA
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
MARIA & GIRLS
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
~An Interview W/ The New Team Abunai~
INTERVIEWER: Okay, since some people out there may not know, tell us who you are and about yourself.
AKI: Um, my name's Sally.
KURONEKO: I'm Sally too!
DAIKIRAI: I'm Fransis.
INTERVIEWER: Fransis? That's kind of weird for a girl don't you think?
DAIKIRAI: Hey! That was my mother's name!
INTERVIEWER: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend. And you are?
SAI: I am Sai.
INTERVIEWER: Okay *sweat* So let's get on with this interview...
~One: Aki's Story~
Q: Okay, so you're called Aki right?
A: No, I told you I'm Sally.
Q: But your friends called you....
A: Sally.
Q: But...
A: Sally!! *takes out a kunai*
Q: Okay okay, Sally, so you're from Sunagakure?
A: Yes, the land of Wales.
Q: Whales?
A: Yeah, Wales, England.
Q: You're from Wales?!
A: No, I'm from Sunagakure. Baka!
Q: But you said...
A: *Kunai*
Q: Now look here little lady!
A: *pissed*
~Two: Kuroneko's Story~
Q: Okay I'm here to place Mr. Sawajiwa, who mysteriously died. Do you know anything about it?
A: Mr. Sawajiwa?
Q: The previous interviewer.
A: Nope never met him.
Q: Ah okay, well Kuroneko was it? Tell us what you think about your previous sensei, Kena.
A: Um he, he was very interesting.
Q: So tell us, what really did happen with Kena and the sponge incident?
A: Sponge incident?
Q: The one that happened while your old team was going to Kurogakure for the first time.
A: Oh, um stuff.
Q: What stuff?
A: We got him *extra* clean.
Q: Um I don't really like where this is going...
A: Yeah let's drop it!
~Three: Daikirai's Story~
Q: Hello, how are you?
A: Good.
Q: Just good?
A: Yup.
Q: Okay, well what would you say is your best trait?
A: Don'tknow.
Q: Um, well if you had to guess?
A: nuh-uh.
Q: So what's under the mask?
A: Stuff.
Q: Like?
A: Stuff.
Q: You know you can talk to me. I will listen to you...
A: Back Off.
Q: Why do you push me away? *hug*
A: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
~Four: Sai's Story~
Q: Hey I'm Mr. Hishigaki, I'm here to replace Mr. Miosasawa and Mr. Sawajiwa!!!
A: I see, that is very nice for you.
Q: So tell me, are you an exotic male dancer?
A: It depends, how much are you offering?
Q: I'm not offering you anything.
A: Then no.
Q: So you like to sell yourself out?
A: That depends too.
Q: On what?
A: How much money the person has.
Q: So a millionare?
A: I-WOULD-DO-ANYTHING!!! *drool*
Q: So you're pro-gay?
A: pro-gay? No, I'm not even amature gay. I didn't even know they had leagues.
Q: They don't.
A: Then why ask if I'm pro-gay?
Q: It's just....never mind. Tell me about your tortured youth.
A: Um, my brother's dead?
Q: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand?
A: That's about it.
Q: And what about your mother?
A: Dead.
Q: And your dad?
A: Dead.
Q: Wow, I bet you must feel horrible about that.
A: Increasingly.
Q: Well tell me about your mother's life as a prostitute. Did it affect you being a male dancer?
A: .................................................................................................................................
~End~
#Afterword#
Kena: Well I hope you enjoyed this little interview.
Eric: I know I hated it. Typing is such a drag.
Kena: Yes, so what did we learn?
Eric: Everyone hates interviewers. They are so annoying.
...
...
...
Mey: Hey, am I late for the interview?
~#Afterword: End#~
~Interview W/ Author of the Team Abunai Story~
INTERVIEWER: Hello, thank you for taking the time to do this interview.
?????????????: No thank you, because of this I don't have to do my homework.
INTERVIEWER: Oh I see, well let's get this started.
Q: You've been writing the story for some time now, do you think you will be ending it anytime soon?
A: Ending it? Ha! I'll write it until I die, and then I'll make my son write it.
Q: I see, You're character(Kena) is pretty perverse. Did you always want him to be that way?
A: No, in the beginning I wanted him to be the calm, cool, collected guy. But Aki called him a perv for standing
on the ceiling and it kinda went from there.
Q: So what about Kena's clothes? They resemble the 4th Hokage's quite well.
A: Yes, but I didn't really intend for that to happen. Again it had more to do with him being calm, cool, and
collected.
Q: What about Kena's students, what are they like?
A: Well Aki is more of a leader that Kena in terms that she's much more bossy. She's also from Sunagakure like
Kena and so she has pretty much the same Jutsu he does. Kuroneko and Daikirai are more of sisters than anything
else. I wanted them to be the hyperactive knuckleheads that Naruto was.
Q: Why do you write the story?
A: BECAUSE THREE CRAZY OTAKU GIRLS FORCE ME!!!! That is my answer to everything.
Q: Wow, it seems you don't think to well of those three girls.
A: Oh no, they're wonderful. Just a tad annoying.
Q: Annoying?
A: They always ask me to update the story.
Q: I've heard you've recently started drawing the story, why?
A: I wanted people to see what the characters looked like more than anything, unfortunatly I can't draw.
Q: Describe some reasons why you wanted Kena to have a troubled past.
A: Everyone in 'Naruto' has a troubled past. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Iruka, Tsunade, Neji, Hinata,
Choji, Lee, Gaara, Zaku, Anko, Ibiki, that nerd fromt eh land of tea... I just wanted to make Kena seem more like
a real Naruto character.
Q: Do Aki, Kuroneko, and Daikirai have trouble pasts?
A: Not to my knowledge. They[the people who created Aki Dai and Kuro] never really said if they did or not.
Q: Why did you decide to do a 'Naruto' story? And what time period does the story take place?
A: I did a previous 'Naruto' with a good friend of mine, about Kena and another girl. Kena was kinda the villan
type in it and fell in love with the girl. In that story he could use Sand Jutsu, Sharingan, and Fire Jutsu. Of
course I cut the Fire Jutsu, he's skilled enough. This story is kind of a sequel to it. To the second part it takes
place around the Shippuden, though probably slightly after.
Q: Where are the usual cast of characters in your story?
A: Well I did keep a few. Lady Tsunade is the Hokage so I kept that. I also kept Iruka because Kena works part
time as an Academy instructer when he's not on a mission. I also kept Sai to join the new Team Abunai after
Kena goes evil. Characters like Naruto and the others I haven't included yet since I wanted to make a 'mostly'
unique story.
Q: Do you cosplay?
A: Yes, as Gaara.
Q: Based on our preconseptions about Kena, what would people notice most if they met you?
A: I don't have tall blonde hair. It's short and black.
Q: Finally what would you like to say to your readers out there?
A: I have readers? Really?! FINALLY! PEOPLE NOTICE ME!!!
~END~
So I'm Just an Instrument? Played by Andies People?
~Act: 11- Part: 02~
"We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite!"
"Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu!"
"Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni!"
"Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!"
The group sang as they left Konoha's main gate behind them. Sai lead the group followed by Aki, Dai, Mey, and
Kuroneko. It had been two days since Kena abandoned the team. The group knew roughly where the Akatsuki main
hideout was, so that was where they were headed. "Just to let you guys know" Sai said breaking the song, "Kena
may not even be there. The Akatsuki like to move around a lot." "Don't worry, we'll hunt him to the ends of the
earth!" Aki said trying to sound confident. "He's probably just loafing around somewhere!" Mey said laughing.
The group continued to walk, each member humming the rest of the song.
"Well, it seems that your former team is quite persistant," Magi said entering Kena's new room. "Without diversion
we will be ready to leave this hideout by the end of the week. But should your team make it hear..." Magi was cut
off by Kena raising a hand. Kena sat up on his bed and turned towards Magi. His left eye, his Mangekyou Sharingan,
was blood red. "I wouldn't worry" Kena said coldly, "I've already sent Hanataro and his team. They may only be
subordinates, but they should be more than enough to take out those three." He laid back down and closed his
eyes. "I see, well if you've sent Hanataro's team then there really won't be anything to worry about." Magi left Kena's
room, closing the door behind him.
"Ooooooooooooookaaaaayyy!!" Mey said. He grabbed a stick and another stick and began rubbing them together.
Nothing happened. "You are terrible at making fires, you do know that right?" Sai said laughing at Mey's pitiful
attempt to start a campfire. "What was that?!" Mey dropped the sticks and glared at Sai. "I was just saying that
you're terrible at making fires. You don't wanna make something of it do you?" Sai said teasing. "S-shut up! You
have no room to talk, Mr. I-wear-skin-tight-clothes-and-pretend-to-be-goth!" Mey snapped back! "*sigh* Naruto
was never like this. His ***** wasn't anything special, but he could atleast start a campfire." Sai laid back. Mey
began to fume. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" He began to make handsigns. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!!"
Nothing happened.
"Um, Mey" Dai said laughing, "You're a cloud ninja remember? You can't do fire jutsu!" Everyone began to laugh.
"Uh, guys" Kuroneko said raising a hand, "I hafta 'go' I'll be right back okay?" She ran off into the woods.
"I can't do it!!" Mey said frustrated. He threw the sticks away and stood up. "Don't sweat it" Dai said, "I brought
matches!" Mey's face grew pale and he just starred at her. "Um is he okay?" Aki asked managing to stop drooling
over Sai. Suddenly Mey fell face-forward onto the ground. "Mey!" Dai said rusing to his side. A long senbon was
lodged in his neck. It was wet with posion. In an instant Mey's body was covered in smoke and it turned into a
log. Mey re-appeared beside Dai. "Man! That was too close for comfort!" Aki and Sai rushed over and put their
backs against Dai and Mey's. "Where did the senbon come from?" Sai asked. "There," Dai said pointing towards
a large group of trees infront of Sai and Aki. "Assasins?" Aki asked. "Most likely, this is the Akatsuki we're
talking about," Sai said poised to attack. Three figrues lept from the trees and landed a few feet away from
the group. One was rather tall and bulky, one was bald and had the insignia of the hidden snow village branded
onto his forehead, and one was rather short and pale. The tall one and the short one both wore hidden rock
village heabands. They all work Akatsuki uniforms. "Who are you?!" Sai demanded. The shorter one spoke up,"We
are.....ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The short one bent over as he sneezed. "Wow, an enemy with a cold, that's
new," Mey said with a slight chuckle. "Um, we are Akatsuki Unit number 64" The short one said regaining his
composure, "I am called Hanataro!" "I am Zerni!" The tall bulky one said. "And I am Mimyo!" The bald one said.
"And together we are, Team Hana/Zer/Yo!!!" The three posed as if the ninja would take a picture. The ninja
began to laugh hysterically. "OMG! You three are so funny!!!" Aki said holding her sides. "For real! You should do
birthday parties!" Dai agreed giving Aki a quick 'high-five'. Mey pounded the ground in hysteria while Sai just
stood with a small grin on his face. "Oh boy you three are in way over your heads!" Aki said wiping a tear from her
eye. She threw several kunai at the Akatsuki members. "Oh please," Mimyo said. He held out his hand and black
chakra began to swirl around. The black chakra formed kunai too and flew away from his hand. Mimyo then began
to weave hand signs. "Kunai Deathcloud Jutsu!!" The kunai became hundreds and flew at Aki. Her kunai were
knocked out of the way and she was left defenseless. "Fools" The kunai hit Aki some even went through her. Sand
began to pour out of her wounds. "A sand clone? That's an interesting jutsu," Hanataro said with his head to the
side. Aki re-appeared behind Sai. "Good job," Sai said to her. She blushed, "Thanks." "Mimyo, you missed again"
Zerni said, "Are you trying to hit them or their illusions?" Then from out of nowhere a shuriken came flying out and
struck Zerni in the back of his head.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zerni clutched the shuriken and pulled it out. He panted as his eyes became bloodshot. 'Zerni can't use the
substitution jutsu or the escape jutsu, most unfortunate,' Mimyo said watching. "WHO THREW THAT?!" Zerni
said turning around fast. Kuroneko glared at him. "Who are you?!" He demanded. "Who am I?" Kuroneko asked,
"I'M PISSED OFF!!!"
~End of Act: 11~
FUN STUFF.
A SMALL QUIZ FOR YOU TO TAKE OR DIE.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression [of me]?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When is the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
16. What song are you listening to right now?
17. Do you love me?
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OVERWORKED!!!
Oh, I am so tired. *falls to the floor* I've got a Chemistry test tomorrow, and a Geometry and Algebra 2 test Wed. I still haven't found a pic of Squee tha I need for Branda and I've got to go to Jackson this weekend to buy Naruto. Then next weekend I've got to go to a play with Scarlett. Halloween I'm planning on doing that Trick-or-Treat for Unicef if I can find a place to get one of those boxes. Then I have to buy a costume and find somewhere to buy a costume. Not to mention that I've got to finish up my Learner's driving soon so I can get my license. On top of all of that Patrick's coming over tomorrow so I've got to clean the house tonight. And my cat's sick. So there might not be a new post of the story for a while. Sorry. Comments (3) |
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Sasuke Plumits into Evilness!!!!
It's finally here!!! The land of tea story arc is over and team Kakashi is heading back to Konoha. You know what that means right? It's time for Saskue to finally turn evil!!!! But what really made him turn evil? Let's start at the beginning.
When we first met we couldn't really assess his personality beyond the fact that he was just another kid with blakc hair. It was later in episode 3 when we learn that Naruto had a certain dislike of him. Even so Naruto and Sasuke have had their moments.
Given all of these happy times one must wonder where their friendship went wrong....Sadly it was Sasuke's older brother who was a major Butt. Itachi killed all of the Uchihas except Sasuke and constantly calles Sasuke 'weak'. This mad Sasuke an evil avenger type person.
It didn't help that Masashi Kishimoto deicded to introduce Orochimaru. Orochimaru offers Sasuke power, and Sasuke wants power. But Orochimaru wasn't all. Naruto was a friend/lover/rival to Sasuke and was constantly called weak too. Sasuke soon realized that Naruto was
not weak at all. Time and again Sasuke would be beaten and Naruto would be the one to save him. It is made very clear at the end of the land of tea story arc that Sasuke is jealous of Naruto's strength.
But even during the Naruto Shippuden Sasuke still seems to have some kindness towards Naruto. So what's next for Sasuke?
YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
So I'm Just an Instrument? Played by Andies People? 
OVERWORKED!!! 
Sasuke Plumits into Evilness!!!! 
