Tuesday, June 5, 2007

alrighty! so how is every one? im good.

a while ago, i started writing a compilation of stories about my family. so i think ill start postin random entries. this one may be long, but its definatly worth reading.

Results of Boring Movies.

a few years back, after we had gotten out of school, the movie Whale Rider came out. you might remember it. it was the one about the girl who rides whales. thats the whole reason we went to see it. to see some girl ride whales.

so my grandma drove me and my little sister up to the cinimark, where we met my aunt and my 4 year old cousin. we bout our tickets, and the normal heap of junk that we all know is priced way too high, but by it any way.

we sat down in the front row, and got settled. not much later the movie started.

it was the most boring film in the history of boring films! i mean she only rides one whale! and then she ends up in the hospital!

now imagine being a four year old boy and having to sit through that. my cousin was miserable. about half way through the movie, he started getting restless. so he stood up in his seet. and just like all movie theater seets, it closed on him. so he starts screaming,"ma! help! im stuck! im stuck!" as you can imangine, we stared getting dirty look.

so my aunt had me and my sister try to quietly get him out. and he was sure as hell stuck.

so my aunt sat on the floor with him for the rest of the movie. all i heard the rest of the time was,"maaaa, whens it gonna be over? maaaa! move! i cant see!"

at the end of the movie, i looked over, and all you could see was this head sticking out of a folded up seet! it was pretty funny.

so my aunt goes and gets an atendent. they come back, and he is completly in shock. so he goes and gets all his friends, and shows them my poor little four year old cousin, whos getting restless, and probably has to use the bathroom by now.

he finnally comes back with a monky wrench, and takes apart the seet. my cousin is free and we head over to the maccaroni gril for dinner.

but that isnt the end yet! outside of the theatre, there a biiiig mud patch, so what does my cousin do? he goes and tries to ice skate on it! he fell flat on his face! covered in mud.

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