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Tuesday, January 24, 2006


8 Signs You Shouldn't Be Driving
1. You cannot see a stop sign 3 feet away, even with your glasses on.
2. The word 'stop' on the sign translates into 'speed up and almost hit the kid crossing the street'.
3. You can barely see over the stearing apparatous.
4. The traffic light turns green while you are still applying eye make-up & chatting with your best bud on the cell. You don't realize this, then curse and wonder why everyone behind you is beeping/yelling.
5. You run a red light and cut directly in front of a schoolbus full of little children.
6. Since you can't deside what lane you want to be in, you settle for driving in both at the same time.
7. You are inept at parking.
8. You cannot read english (or whatever language the traffic signs are written in).

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