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Tuesday, October 10, 2006


   These are actual instruction labels
Sears hairdryer: Dont use while sleeping (Gee, thats the only time I have 2 work on my hair)

Bag of Fritos: you could be a winner! No purchase needed. Details inside. (shoplifters dream!)

Bar of soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Dont turn upside down. (2 late! you lose!)

Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (are you sure? Lets test)

On packaging for a iron: Dont iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

String of Christmas lights: For indoor/outdoor use only. (As opposed 2 outer space?)

Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big 2 write this 1...)

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