Friday, July 8, 2005

Just cause Trevor put this up, and because I support guys – I’m a tomboy.

1. "They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone."
… I don’t have enough brain cells right now to diss you enough. I think “Baka” should suffice.
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2. "All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest."
Whoa, look who’s talking. You seem to be a LOT more of a hypocrite than ALL the boys I know.

3. "Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too."
Harsh. Oh, wait, did I just say that? You sound like a selfish little… sorry.

4. "They rub it in your face that you can't have them."
Why would anyone want a girl who can keep her mouth shut?

5. "They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!"
Women do that. I know I do.

6. "The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust."
Yo, my ex said it to me about seven times our last phone convo. He’s never mentioned lust.

7. ""nothing" is good to wear"
Well, it is. If you aren’t modest.

8. "That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car"
*blinks a few times* I have no idea what you’re talking about.

9. "The little head"
This is either a crack about stupidity, or she's insulting the penis. Either way, she's a bitch. (What he said.)

10. "Their ego"
You seem to have an ego, too. [POP] Oops, I popped it with a pin.

11. "They get jealous easily"
And we women don’t?

12. ""Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together"
And how do you know they weren’t talking about a movie?

12. "They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before 20 minutes is enough grieving time"
You have issues.

13. "their ebonics"
Say what?

14. "I love you means I want sex"
*blinks, and then begins laughing*

15. "Wanna be playaz"
And what’s wrong with that?

16. "Power tools are an extension of genitalia"
What planet are you from?

17. "Pants are 4 sizes too big"
Okay, I admit, some guys do that. But I have to say: some guys don’t.

18. "Male pattern baldness"
Yeah, and that's OUR fault? Honey, you think we want to go bald? (What he said.)

19. "They BS constantly"
Who are you to talk?

20. "The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you"
Yes, while that is kind of stupid, I want to know why you would care if your BF tells you anyway.

21. "When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls"
*snorts* When I’m with my boyfriend I look at other guys. You can’ tell me you don’t.

22. "Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes"
… No comment.

23. "Smell bad if not drenched in cologne"
Actually, I tend to find that people smell bad when they ARE drenched in cologne.

24. "They always wanna get w/ your friends"
Nope.

25. "They always call girls bitches and cunts"
… I tend to call girls like you bitches, so what’s the problem?

26. "Claim everything their’s"
You have a weird view of men.

27. "Everything they do is a competition"
No duh. And popular girls don’t?

28. "NO PMS!"
I find this an upside. My ex, on the other hand, doesn’t. He hates being the receiving end of this PMS thing.

29. "Circle jerking"
…

30. "They have to be all big and bad"
And you’re complaining? Sexy, woman.

31. "Always want a 3some w/ you and your friends"
*daydreams*
…
What?

32. "Cuz they want their BJ but they won't lick us back
::gag gag:: (got it??)"
...You, obviously, have not been meeting the right men.

33. "The good ones are gay or bisexual"
And what the hell is wrong with bisexuals? That doesn’t say they don’t like women. In fact, it implies they do.

34. "Have a need to be "Mack Daddy""
I...have not the words.

35. "Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?"
No comment.

36. "They destroy things lesser than them"
Don’t all humans? No, wait, we are scared of what we don’t understand, we destroy what we’re scared of.. this is human nature. You seem to be demeaning men.

37. "Take pride in their rude bodily functions"
Most seem to grow out of it around highschool.

38. "They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily"
And we do? Make your own disicions. Your mom is obviously making all your choices for you.

39. "Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid"
...Women can be pretty rank too, from time to time.

40. "They demand too much"
You seem to be demanding a lot more than most guys I know.

41. "Expect you on your knees"
And this is a bad thing?

42. "Some words that are not in a guy’s vocabulary: respect, love"
While it’s in your dictionary, you don’t seem to have any respect for anybody. And guys have more respect than girls do, so get a grip.

43. "They don' know how to say sorry"
Neither do you, apparently.

44. "Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest"
Geez, if you don’t want them staring, don’t wear tight shirts.

45. "They just can't be satisfied w/ one female"
And you can’t be satisfied with keeping your mouth shut. Hey, at least now we know they aren’t going to bother YOU.

46. "They don't take no for an answer"
You don’t take SHUT THE HELL UP for an answer. So we’re even.

47. "They’re stinky"
Insert perfume joke here.

48. "They’re hairy"
We are ALL desended from monkeys. Deal with it.

49. "They have this stupid walk"
So do we. Try to walk and not wag your hips. Impossible, biatch!

50. "We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did"
*blinks* I have never heard a single one of these said “manly tales”.

51. "They think that they’re just the best"
And you don’t? You certainly seem to.

52. "Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth"
You seem to think you’re the greatest creature that walked the earth. GET OVER YOURSELF.

53. "They beat the crap out of each other for fun"
...I got nothing.

54. "Many have no fashion sense"
Whoa, back up. I know some guys who have better fashion sense than I do. And that’s saying something.

55. "You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head"
...This one is just ASKING for an innuendo.

56. "The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass"
And while I’m merely 14, I bet I could whip YOUR ass. Your point?

57. "Take advantage when you’re most vulernable"
HAH!

58. "Think they could get anyone they wanted"
And they probably could.

59. "Have a problem with homosexuals. They’re all homophobic. Gay's are people too"
Oh… if I could smack you you would not know your head from your ass – oh, wait, you already don’t.

60. "Love and leave"
I thought you said “Love” isn’t in their vocab. You’re contradicting yourself.

61. "Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes"
And we don’t?

62. "Wait... what am i saying... they're always complete assholes"
And you're a bitch. A complete, feminine, head-up-your-ass, bitch.

63. "Talk about their masturbation skills in public"
...What planet are YOU on?

64. "They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff"
And if I came and began whooping your ass, you would probably scream for your mommy. Get over yourself.

65. "Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you"
And this is WRONG in some way?
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