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Friday, April 15, 2005

   NO MORE TESTING!!!!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! -is happy- ^^ i got really mad today, though...today was the writing part of the test...and the ONE time the topic was interesting (yer 1st day on a new planet) they only give us 2 pages...><;;;; lame...

however, i have an upside to today!! my friend gave me "the warning label book" man...it's hilarious!!! if ya ever find it, BUY IT!!! it's basically a bunch of labels that the writers have found on various products that are so lame and it's so obvious you wouldn't do that, that it's downright pathetic!! here are a few really good ones:
(the stuff in lowercase is the comments after it...)

found on the instruction sheet of a conair pro style 1600 hair dryer:
WARNING: DO NOT USE IN SHOWER. NEVER USE WHILE SLEEPING.
...and never blow-dry your hair while you're sleeping in the shower

found on packages of betty crocker fruit roll-ups:
PEEL FRUIT FROM CELLOPHANE BEFORE EATING.
...if consumers can't tell the difference between yer product and its packaging, you might consider adding more fruit flavor

found on the inside of a pull-top lid of liquid radiator sealant:
CAUTION: DO NOT LICK LID
...yeah, but after drinking the entire bottle of radiator sealant, it's hard to contain ourselves

found on a can of salon selectives hair-styling mousse:
WARNING: FLAMMABLE. AVOID FIRE, FLAME, OR SMOKING DURING USE AND UNTIL HAIR IS THOROUGHLY DRY.
...once hair is dry, return to your normal routine of setting fire to your head

found in instructions for a computer mouse:
DO NOT DANGLE THE MOUSE BY ITS CABLE OR THROW MOUSE AT CO-WORKERS.
...they're right. that short cable prevents the mouse from hitting co-workers from across the room. try using a coffee cup, or, better yet, a paperweight. much more effective.
(that one almost got me in trouble for laughing at it during testing ^^)

found on instructions for a fire extinguisher:
1. CARRY TO FIRE
...or, if carrying it to the fire is too much trouble, simply start another fire closer to the extinguisher

found in the instructions of a murray snow blower:
DO NOT USE SNOW BLOWER ON SURFACES ABOVE GROUND LEVEL SUCH AS GROUPS OF RESIDENCES.
...anyone determined to haul a snow blower to the roof of a house has our permission to do with it whatever they darn well please

found on laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET:
FOR BEST RESULTS: WASH IN COLD WATER SEPERATELY, HANG DRY AND IRON WITH WARM IRON.
...for worst results: drag behind car through puddles, tie to roof rack and drive fast to dry

hahaha, those were some of the more funny ones!! ^^ they have more...a whole heck of a lot more, and i'll put some more on here tomorrow, if ya want...well, i gotta go to bed now...laterz!! ^^
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