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Sunday, April 17, 2005


   yay!!
XP haha, i just went swimming!! yeah, ya know yer in arizona when ya can swim in april XD hahaha...anyway, i had fun yesterday!! i did nothing but play DDR and initial d fer 6 1/2 hours!! fun!! ^^ i got a little star thingy fer my driver rank, and i beat the...ummm...-pulls out card- myogi, yeah...^^;; well...here's some more warning labels:

found on a butane lighter:
WARNING: FLAME MAY CAUSE FIRE.
...similarly, the water emitted from squirt guns may cause wetness

found on 24-ounce bottles of dr pepper:
WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF CAUSING EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND PEOPLE ESPECIALLY WHEN OPENING.
...hard to believe the same warning label doesn't appear on handguns or land mines

found on a box of equal sweetener with nutrasweet:
PHENYLKETONURICS: CONTAINS PHENYLALANINE.
...finally, a clear, concise, and simple warning we can all understand

found on a package of d-con mouse prufe II mouse poison:
CAUTION: MAY BE HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED.
...isn't that the whole idea behind poison--that it's poisonous?

found on a northland jumbo size fire log:
CAUTION: RISK OF FIRE.
...apparently the fireproof fire logs weren't selling very well

found on a box containing a VCR:
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ON HOOKING UP YOUR VCR INCLUDED.
...need we say more?

found on bottles of excedrin:
ALCOHOL WARNING: IF YOU GENERALLY CONSUME 3 OR MORE ALCOHOL-CONTAINING DRINKS PER DAY, YOU SHOULD CONNSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN FOR ADVICE ON WHEN AND HOW YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS PRODUCT AND OTHER PAIN RELIEVERS.
...if you're consuming more than 3 alcholic drinks a day, you probably can't get the childproof cap off the bottle anyway

found on GE halogen bulbs:
CAUTION: HALOGEN BULBS OPERATE AT HIGH TEMPERATURES AND PRESSURE AND COULD SHATTER. PROTECT PEOPLE AND SURROUNDINGS FROM HOT FLYING FRAGMENTS BY USING BULB IN AN ENCLOSED FIXTURE.
...is this a lightbulb or a grenade?

well, that's all i'm gonna put up right now...i still have more, though!! ^^ i'll put them on sometime soon!! -waves- laterz!! XD

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