Saturday, October 23, 2004

   CHICKEN BUTT! >_

GREETINGS OTAKUIANS! ME PISSED! Damn, today’s been, well, ... its been not comfy! I had to wake up at the same time as always to go to church today. There was a conference thing at the church at the town next to ours and my mom wanted to go. Its not too bad, I’ve gone the past 3 yrs, ands its actually kinda interesting. I enjoy listening to Padre Beto about couples and to the priest from Spain make jokes about people and the church with his weird accent, but this time, they didn’t separate the conferences, so I had to go with my mom to listen to the “adult” conference, which means having to listen to the priest talk about marriage problems, a subject that I get terribly bored with, instead of going to the youth conferences and listen to things more towards my interest. Damn, that sucked. I would have been able to get out of it earlier too, cause our dance team was suppose to have a presentation at the Boys&Girls club for some peace week-thing (what Mexican dance and peace have in common, I dunno...) But NOooOOooOo! The damn ppl at the boys and girls club didn’t verify soon enough, so we had no idea if we were even dancing or not, until yesterday! It went somethin like this. We were all practicing the dance San Pedro, the girls with the huge skirts and the guys with their giant sword blades. Then this guy comes in *Graciela and Sakura stop skirt wars, music stops* Idiot: HI, my name’s *plane passes by cause I don’t member name* And I’m the B&G Representative of Idiots! Amezcua: OO! Hey, listen, we have to talk... about some important business... *shoves Idiot out the door” Alex: wait, what? We have a presentation this weekend? BLARG! *grabs Sakura Ryuu by waist and tries practice a RiverStomp/ Irish Jig version of our song‘s dance* Sakura Ryuu: WAIII! WAIT, stop, we’re not dancin that anymore! Alex: You mean we’re not gonna dance together our song anymore??? Sakura Ryuu: No, I dance alazanas and you dance....... JARABE TAPATIO! *both Alex and Sakura Ryuu hug eachother and start crying with streams of tears coming out* Jose: WAII! Did somebody say Jarabe Tapatio?!?!? *looks around nervously looking for someone to dance with, sees alex and sakura on the floor crying and swings leg over them, knoking them both out!* Graciela: See what you did, you idiot! Amezcua: *walks in* and that’s the reason WHY WE REFUSE TO PRESENT AT YOUR SHOW, BLARG! Idiot: *folows in* FINE! I’ll just get the dance team from Righetti to dance for us! *dancing senses tingling, forces sakura and alex to wake up...* Sakura Ryuu: what did YOU say?!?!? OH HELL NO YOU’RE GETTIN REGHETTO TO DANCE FOR YOUUU! Idiot: *runs away* Graciela: *takes out cowboy roping-rope from underneath one of the (many) layers from her skirt* LETS GET HIM! *all girls chase Idiot across the practice field in their big giant skirts* *Sakura gets rope and lassos Idiot to the floor like a cow!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! -TEN MINUTES LATER- *Ties Idiot to fence so he can’t run away* Sakura Ryuu: there, that’ll teach you to talk bout Righetto! BRING THE TERMINATOR! Graciela: *brings Jose* THERE! now you can practice jarabe tapatio as long as you want! Jose: OOOO! *squeals with joy* YAY!*starts dancing jarabe tapatio, skips half of the dance to the part where he swings his leg over Idiot, and knocks him out* *continues dancing* PS.. the dance Jarabe Tapatio is FAMOUS for the part where the chick drops down to get a hat from the floor and the dude swings his leg over her head, and our dear Jose is Infamus for hitting me in the head whenever he swings his leg.... AND that is exactly why I’m not preforming today! ok, I might have exaggerated a bit, those skirts aren’t THAT big, but otherwise that’s how it happened ^______^ *innocent smile* But I’m still pissed that I couldn’t preform. Damn! Ok, otakuians... I gots to go to do other stuff., to I’ll see you guys some other time, LATES! SKIRT WARS ROCK! Sakura Ryuu

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