Chapter 1
What Happened in Jamaica?
by JessieIt was a wild vacation in Jamaica and the Reikai tainties were all passed out drunk in their hotel room. As the sun rose in the morning sky giving new meaning to "you can never sleep in with a hangover", and the sound of Kuabara spewing last nights ingestion of alchahol onto the balcony could be heard throughout the bedroom where Yusuke just moaned and covered his head in a pillow. "Kurama..." grunted Hiei who loathed getting drunk as much as he hated hangovers. "Why did you suggest this incredibly stupid vacation?"
Kurama just giggled and replied "It was a good idea at the time."
"Great idea Kurama!" moaned Yusuke sarcastically from under his pillow.
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A year has passed and the team has resumed life back in Japan hanging out at Genkai's temple. Kuabara had gotten out of college a few months earlier and married Yukina, after Genkai passed away they both moved into the temple hosting get togethers like this one here. "Hey, Kurama did you ever remember what happened that night in Jamaica?" Yusuke was always brining up the oddest things but this time it would come back to bite him in the ass
"Yusuke you're an id-..." suddenly interupting Kurabaras snide "it's stupid and we should all forget it" speach at the perfect moment was a knock on the door.
Hiei got up and went to answer the door, if not just to get away from Kuabara but to find someone more inteligent to talk to. "Hn..." he grunted and saw that no one was there and decided to look down just in case some idiot left a flaming bag of dog shit on the doorstep. "What the...!!!"
Kurama heard this and found it strange for Hiei to become suprised. "I'm going to check on Hiei." when he went out to the main hallway of the temple he noticed that Hiei wasn't there. So he opened the door and saw Hiei poking at something in a basket with his index finger. "What are you doing?"
"I think it's alive." Hiei did not break eye contact with the object when he spoke. "It's so small and warm."
Kurama was now curious. He had knelt down next to Hiei to see what the item in the basket was. Kurama blushed and cooed "It's a baby!" he continued his outbursts of affection towards the little bundle in the basket, and swatted Hiei's hand away multiple times before saying "You could hurt the poor thing."
Hiei got nervous seeing Kurama acting like this and asked himself "What did happen in Jamaica?" and after a while of watching Kurama fawn over the "adorable little baby" the pair brought the infant inside.
Yusuke laughed when he saw the baby. "Damn that things ears are the same color as my hair." he only said it as a joke but it stirred up other comparisons.
Kurama became wide eyed, "that's right! and so's his tail." when Kurama picked up the baby to cradle it the baby giggled.
"He has the shrimps spiky hair too!" Kuabara rudely pointed out.
"hm..." Hiei glared at Kuabara and pointed out only one thing. "his hair's the same color as Kurama's." after he said this he sat down on the sofa and pretended to take a nap.
Yukina piped up from the kitchen having heard everything, "what about the baby's eyes?" Yukina often baking fresh cookies for the boys hears more than her fair share of the conversations in the living area.
"well..." said Kurama having spent more time with the infant than the others knew this much. "he has three of them. the two main eyes are gold like Yo-ko's and his third is bright red like Hiei's two main eyes."
All four of the taintei had finally realized what might've happened in Jamaica. "Wholly Shit!!!"
"Yusuke, language." Kurama had become all but too motherly since the baby had arived.
"Guys listen to me!!!" Yusuke was frantic. "I remember what we did in Jamaica!"
"A little late for that we all remember now." Hiei's telepathy was very creepy at the moment, but he was telling the truth. Everyone did remember.
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Two days after arrival in Jamaica. The team had done almost everything except go to a bar. "Guys we've taken advantage of everything here except for the legal drinking age." Yusuke was out of his mind at the moment but the suggestion stuck. He didn't even bother to remember that Kurama was a legal drinker as well as Hiei. he only wanted the full experience.
"If i get a hangover you're roadkill!!!" Kuabara was not in the mood for a traumatizing first drink.
They drank for a while in an underground pub where western demons hung out.
Yusuke remembered a gorgeous woman with long blonde hair stepping up to the bar. "Barkeep, give her whatever she wants i'm payin'" already Yusuke was becoming tipsy but he still had control.
The barkeep spoke to the blonde woman and gave her a shirly temple with extra cherries. He pointed over at Yusuke and she looked over at him and waved the international signal of "your cute come on over."
Yusuke moved to sit next to the girl "hey." he said triumphantly.
The blonde sipped on her shirly temple and looked at Yusuke. "My name is Liola." she said with a sly look in her eyes.
As bad as Yusuke's english was Kurama had taught him enough for this. "Herro Liora..." or maybe not, "...My name is Yusuke." Yusuke nearly died when Liola laughed at him.
Liola had finished giggling when Yusuke got up off of the bar stool. "I'm sorry Yusuke but you're cute I couldn't help myself" she put some mony on the counter. "How about I buy your next drink, Then will you forgive me?"
Yusuke took her offer and that night drink off his ass he slept with her.
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This was happening all while Kurama was sobbing on the bar about how many ugly men bought him drinks. A couple minutes into his self pity a lovely young brunette sat down with him and offered him a wine cooler. "Shanks..." Kurama slurred, "you're the first cute guy to offer me a drink tonight." his emerald green eyes were reddened by tears which didn't seem to matter because the girl was still attracted to him.
"You're very delicate for a man." said the brunette. "I'm Liola, and I really like you."
Kurama had finished off the wine cooler when he replied, "My name's Kurama and I like you too."
Kurama was drunk enough already to be taken advantage of. So Liola took him to her hotel room and...well...you can figure out the rest.
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Hiei was on his 4th martini while Kurama was crying in one of the Booths. He would'v gone over to sit with his friend, except burly demons kept going over and offering Kurama drinks. "Hn..." Hiei was bored.
"This place is lifeless." said a girl nearby dressed in goth attire. She sighed and took a sip of her dirty martini extra dry with two olives and glanced over at Hiei. Her hair was short, black with pink streaks. "your bored too?"
"Hn..." Hiei meerly grunted his reply to the fairly attractive girl. "I don't care for bars."
When he said this a small smile graced the girl's lips, and she introduced herself "Liola."
Hiei looked at her finding her very attractive. He now wore a small smile and introduced himself. "Hiei." he left the bar with liola and spoke nothing about what happened after.
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Kuabara got drunk and fell asleep in the wrong hotel room, which is how they ended up as the hangover quartet. "Damn! Nothing cool EVER happens to me!"
"Kazuma!!!" yukina was now mad at this inapropriate outburst from her husband. "You married me didn't you?"
"Uh...sorry Yukina hun."
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"So now we know what happened to us." Yusuke was thinking real hard at why all three girls might have the same name but look totally different.
"And now we know what those girls were." said Kurama picking up a letter that was in the basket with the baby. Kurama's eyes widened in shock upon looking at the letter...
To be continued in chapter 2
the letter in the basket
wait for it...
Peace be with you
~Jessie-Chan
Baby on the doorstep WHIJ?