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Tuesday, September 28, 2004


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Hey ho, 'tis T3h Smma, here to take your written abuse.

Science class has inspired yet another Crazy Scheme. You know how when cell 1's nucleus is removed and placed into cell 2, the cell 1 turns into a cell 2, right? I need co create a weapon or device that alters the nuclei of cells. I'd be all like; "Dude, I'm turning your skin cells into neurons!"

I mean, that idea's almost as brilliant as turning babies into gold.

Got an English assignment back. Apparently, I would've gotten perfect had I answered the question. From what I understand, I got an 'A' because my writing was prettyful, not because of the content. I mean, what the hell?! Ah well, I'll take any good mark I can get from doing an assigment at 11:00 p.m in about an hour. With no editing. Or rough copies. Bwa ha ha! Rough copies, like pants, are for suckahs. SUCKAHS!!!

Holy crap! I just read an article claiming that sushi is banned in Ontario! Apparently it is "a precautionary measure in keeping with practises that have been advocated by Health Canada". What the fuck!? Who the hell's gotten sick fron eating sushi!? Who, I ask you? That's it, I'm moving to Nova Scotia.

She hung up! I'mf going to die alone and nakeds!
-S

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