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myOtaku.com: Sammiechan


Thursday, February 19, 2004

   I can wear the same pair of pants for MONTHS
I think I'm going to start a campaign or something... Students Helping Abolish Violence Endangering Shakespeare...or...something.
The random attacks on Shakespeare have gone on FAR too long.
Myth: Shakespeare is a suitable outlet for your murderous rage. That is not the case! Shakespeare may not look like it, but he's both sensitive and delicate!
Myth: You have justification in ruthlessly beating Shakespeare, because it his his fault that you're failing courses such as English and Drama! Wrong again! That is entirely your teachers' fault! A small, plush-and-beanie toy does not deserve these savage attacks! His head is falling off, people! HIS HEAD!!! And that's only one of the many forms of abuse Shakespeare has to endure whenever he leaves the safety of my locker or my room.
Myth: Shakespeare is *not* lonely! He has many friends. He doesn't need your "help". Please stop violating Shakespeare. That is all I ask.
In conclusion, please respect this Elizabethan-Age writer. Read his plays. Die of boredom. Watch his plays, renact them, ANYTHING! But always, always eat your vegetables. Thank you.

Look! Someone has mounted his head on their slippers! The fiend! (I gotta get me those slippers.)

(and everybody reading this is like WTF^^? 'cept for maybe Godel. Or maybe not.)
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