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Birthday
• 1990-08-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• Pirate. Island.
Member Since
• 2004-01-14
Occupation
• Merchant of Human Lives
Real Name
• Captain Stan

Personal

Achievements
• Gathering a large army of Mediterranean Pizzas.
Anime Fan Since
• Since Godel.
Favorite Anime
• Paranoia Agent, Gravitation, Excel Saga
Goals
• Either to set fire to the universe or to blow up time.
Hobbies
• Ruling villages...Plundering villages....Burning villages....
Talents
• Some...are amazed...at the rate....at which I speak. (Also; suffixes. Quite the talent, I'd say.)

myOtaku.com: Sammiechan

Monday, April 19, 2004

Professor Spinklebottoms, Astrophysicist
And now...

The Story of Fred the Metaphysical Emu

One day, for some unknown reason, my brother stated that everything he said was true. Hearing this, I scrawled the statement "Samm has an emu!" on his chalkboard, and told him to read it. I now had a theoretical emu! Realising what he had done, he then claimed that my poor little emu was dead. How very sad. I then gave him the emu as a gift, telling him that he could not refuse it, as that would be ever so rude. So now we had this dead emu floating around phase space. Later conferring with a friend, we established a number of facts facts.
1. He was MY emu,
2. He was not dead,
3. His name was Fred,
4. He was blue and green,
5. Since he was only a potential emu, he was therefore infinite in size.

Ah... good times.

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