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Okay!For starters,I think you should know,I have a female alter ego.Her name is Ren.Call me wierd,gay,etc.,I don't care.You dont have to be here.
And secondly,YES,I am a real samurai,not some wannabe who gets a sword and thinks they are an expert.I've been training for seven years now.
That outta the way,WELCOME!Enjoy your time here.
Ren:Yeah,right.
Loki:Silence!Im trying to make a good impression!
Ren:Well,don't get your hopes up.People naturally shy away from you.Women and small children mainly.
Loki:They didnt need to now that.
Ren:Who the hell is "THEY"?Noones gonna visit,you're a loser.
Loki:That's it.No cookie for you.
Ren:WHA-!?NOO!NOT FAIR!!
Loki:Heh.Pownz3d.

Yeah,I need help,SO WHAT!hehehe.Enjoy.






Saturday, June 3, 2006


   K! Don't read this.
OMG its been so LONG!
Ah well.To the batmobile!!DANANANANANANANA BatMan!
Woohoo.
Yepyep.I shall destroy every form of plant life in existence!!
Then we shall all die of bad spleens,and I will earn my degree in pouncing on helpless camels.Yaya.
Well...
I did the box slide around a nacho today.F3ar me.


Random word of the day
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Iguana.


YES,IGUANA!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!*koff koff wheeze hack*
uh....more random things.....
IM GETTING A NEW KATAAAAAAAAAANANANANANANAANANAA!!!
s'reaaaalllyy.....okay,I guess.Really high grade,mmhmm.

I JUST GOT THE NEW KOKAN NAGAYAMA BOOK!!!!!
And if you dont know what that is,then Google it,foo.
*growl*
Holy crap,I forgot I was hungary.
DUMPLIIIIINNNNNNGGGGSSSS!!!!!!!!WeWt!!!
lol.Newt.Bewt.Lewt.Sewt.Rewt.
I HAVE NO KIWIS!!!!!OMG!!!
But I have lemonade~ :D
I've been holed up,listening to techno all week.Some summer,nyah.
Haha.Sum somer.
sum summer.Some somer.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,and organic pickled chicken feet!
Gah,Im just wasting time.
And EVARYBODY PRESSES ALT+F4!!!!!
WHOOHewtZ!!!!
MMf.Too many exclamationie thingies.
:X blah blah blah and whale legs.
AND EVERYBODY SAYS....!!!!





Nothing.






Coz I'm a loser.






and......uh.......



BatMan!!!


yay.


I WANT A PET CLAM!!!!

Ren:Loki,.......You need counseling.Seriously.
Get some help,PLEASE.For ME,if nothing else!!!I have to put up with this for my WHOLE LIFE!!!
PLEASE - HAVE - MERCY...!!!
*sob!

Haha.Poor Ren.I scare the poor thing half to death sometimes.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLP.
I'll be leaving now,as you probably all think I'm insane,if you didnt beforehand.

Llama sauce.
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Monday, May 29, 2006


   BUBBLEGUM SALAD!!!!
Yeah I'm wierd,so WHAT!
Haven't updated in a bit,but Im sure you all unnastand!!Teehee.Gimme a break,summer just started.:P
Me and Ren are doing nice and splendiferous,how boutcha?

WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,BOREDOM!!!
I have this song stuck in my head.
Miss Papaya-Hero.
You can hear a sample at
www.eurodanceusa.com/artists/papaya_hero.wma
freakin ADDICTING,I SWEARRRRR!!!
BUT!Back to being a lOsErr.
LUBZ YOU ALL!!!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006


WOOHOO!!!!!*cough*
Kay,I didnt finish my walk.
I was maybe a mile into the forest,and i came across this kewl climbing tree,i mean the footholds were perfect and everything.
SO i climbed up maybe 15 feet and sat around.
Then I got hungry.
So here I am!
*is munching on dumplings*
I swear,thats all I eat,haha.
And they never get old,d-lings are so friggin yummylicious~

WOOHOO,AND BUTTERNUT SQUASH!!!!HELL YEAH!!

Kaybai,and EYE LUBZ YEW ALL!!!
KAN FREAKIN PAI!!!!

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   WUHHOOOO!!!
HOWYA DOIN, YOU ANIME LOVING FREAKS!!!!*self included*
Trainings going just swell.
I wish I was allowed to carry my sword in public...
better yet,I wish everyone knew that they could trust me to have it in public.
I hate leaving my baby!!

*Wishes he was in feudal Japan*

WAH.

Well,people have actually been visiting my site!
Like OMFG,haha~

Welllllp.Im hungry.Im gonna go take a walk to the other side of town.I have nothing better to do.Im gonna walk through the forest so I can take my sword with me.
All I need is my colored rice so I won't get lost.

Update soon,and I love you all!

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