Wednesday, August 18, 2004

   Hoo Ha!!!
Hey peeps! Sorry for not posting for a while. I've been pretty sick lately and typing has been a real chore. Actually, I'm still sick but whatcha gonna do? Anyhoo, did you guys watch the opening ceremonies of the olympics? Man, when they light that torch I couldn't stop laughing. Is it me or did that thing look like a giant blunt? (Weed or marijuana for those of you who don't know.) I watched it with my cousins and we just laughed or asses off. Naughty naughty Athens...
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

   *sigh*
Why can't my koi's family be kinder to her? They picked on her again today, telling her nobody liked her and they kept beating her up. Damn them! When I come face to face with her family I'm gonna kick some major ass. So what if I'll never be invited to the family Christmas party after that. It'll be well worth it...
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Friday, August 6, 2004

   Damn Bush...
Ok, I am super pissed with Bush right now. I've always been, but damnit... The other day I was watching... some show and they said Bush is trying to change the constitution so that it officially bans gay marriage, by making it say it's only between a man and a women. FUCK YOU BUSH! It's an outrage! I urge all of you out there old enough to vote, to help get his lying, war happy, close-minded, ugly ass out of office! Damn him...

In honor of my extreme hate of Bush, I have some jokes at his expense. The son of a bitch...

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to
him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush
appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man.

This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up,
walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.

"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be
Bush country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"


A Moral Dilemma

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?


Famous Last Words

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"


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Thursday, August 5, 2004

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMEGUY!!!!!!
Our beloved SomeGuy has turned 21 today. *sniffs* They grow up so fast don't they? I remember back when I came here so long ago, he was one of the first people to welcome me to the site. *wipes eyes* He's always been a friendly guy around here. And you can't help but look foward to his posts no matter what they are. How can you not love his stories or his Canadiana facts? So a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you buddy! You're not allowed to leave us now, we've become too attached to you.

Now as a special treat I would like to present to you all the other side of SG. Yes, that's right.. SomeGuy in anime form!!!! O_O I've seen what you do.. Have you no shame?











I guess not...
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Wednesday, August 4, 2004

   Woops....
Gomen nasi minna! I didn't mean to be away for so long... ^_^' I tend to get very caught up with my koi, and I forget about everyone else. I'll try to be on more often. Really I will this time. My koi koi just joined so everyone be nice to her. She has it rough enough as it is. So if I catch any of you making her cry I'll hunt you down, cut open your chest, stuff it full of live maggets and roach eggs, then sew it back up and handcuff you to a water pipe... *glares* Be nice to my PallaPalla!
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Thursday, July 1, 2004

   Wahhh!!!!!
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!!!! And before I forget HAPPY EARLY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!! I haven't forgotten about you guys, really I haven't. It's just that lately I've been able to talk with my koi a little more. Now I love you guys, but I will leave you all in a heartbeat to be with Krissy. ^_^; So on those days when I can talk to her practically nonstop, I will not be around at all. I'll post again next week. Not Monday though cause it's a big yearly family reunion thing... Woo.. -_-'
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

   I am sooooo bored............
>_> I don't feel much like saying anything today... Just one of my lazy days... I hope you guys are having a more energized day then I am. Later loves.
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Friday, June 11, 2004

   Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!!!!
Saturday is Kristin's and mine 6 month anniversary! ^________^ But we won't be able to talk to each other so we're celebrating today!!! 6 months..... Yes I knew her before I left here. Remember the friend I told you all about who was having a really rough time, and I was always worried about? That's her! My sweet Krissy Lissy! ^_____^ I wouldn't say it was exactly love back then... but it is now. I can't imagine life without her now... We plan to get married and move to Japan one day. And for all of you who don't know, homosexual marriages are now legal in Massachusetts! ^_^ Life is good...
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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Back again.....
How long has it been? Too long I know. So sorry about that I guess it's just my usually 'run away when friends get too close' thing.... So how have you all been? I hope everyone's ok. I've had my ups and downs and you guys probably want to hear something from what's happened while I was away...

Well, I'll start things off by saying I made a new rp site. If you want to see it just click on my homepage. It's pretty damn hot lately, but today it's raining and cold. I hate this screwy weather. -_-' A big thing for me now is that I have found the love of my life! ^_^ Don't freak out or anything but it's a girl. She's the sweetest person in the world and I'd do anything for her...

I said I'd keep it short so I'll stop here for today. I might go into more details later if you guys want. So later for now and sorry I've been gone forever. :p
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Thursday, March 4, 2004

   I just had to share these...
Real Stories of the Non-Technical

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"


I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not understand why their computer would not turn on.


"Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

"A little. What's wrong?"

"Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

"How did you load the sheet?"

"It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident. So I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.

"I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote control door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think that store would have a battery for this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the keys and manually unlocked the door, I said, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries? It's a long walk."


Tech Support: What does the screen say now?
Caller: It says 'Hit ENTER when ready.'
Tech Support: Well?
Caller: How do I know when it's ready?


A man moved to New Mexico and called his credit company to change his address. When he told the girl where he was moving, she told him that she couldn't help him since they didn't issue cards outside of the United States!


My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, "Look, I'm not stupid or anything, but what state is it in?"


Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day, he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," she told him.

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.


One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory named "i386."

He started to type it and paused, asking me, "Where's the key for that line thing?"

I asked what he was talking about, and he said, "You know, that one that looks like an upside-down exclamation mark."

I replied, "You mean the letter 'i'?"

And he said, "Yeah, that's it!"


I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like it had been an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, and then went in back to make a sandwich.
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