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Tuesday, February 1, 2005


Four lightning bolts today. The clouds must really be out to get me..
Kinda lazy about typing today so I'll just give a quick rundown of some things and close with a joke.

Nearly a month ago our doggy, Bruno, ran away and we haven't seen him since. I think he got tired of the abuse he gets from my mom and little bro, Brandon.. Since then Tai (my hamster for those who don't know) seems to be loving the fact that Bruno's gone. He's getting loads more attention from everyone else and they usually bring him treats now, so he's becoming a fat, spoiled lazy hamster with an attitude..

V-day's coming up, as if you all didn't know, and let's face it, it sucks being single. So aside from hoping I don't cry then I'm working on turning Valentine's Day into two holidays. V-day itself and what I like to call Singles Celebration Day! Party all day with other singles and I'll get through the day somehow. I plan on the party being on my site, but feel free to use the idea if it appeals to you.

What else? Hmm.. I did want to bring something up but I've forgotten it now.. Oh well, if I remember I'll post it one day. That's all for now. I leave you with this joke, so laugh, smile and think a happy thought.


An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in
the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started
to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he
said "I want to know the person you hate the most"
The explorer said "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?"
"I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you
wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount."
"OK, I wish for a billion dollars"
"Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion"
"I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis
courts, everything"
"Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish"
The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a
stick and said "Ya see this stick, I'd like you to beat me half to death."

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