Wednesday, June 29, 2005

When was the last time a horse ever did you a favor?

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Well? When was it? I know, how about NEVER! I was cycling to school some day when I saw a big pile of horse shit laying on the cyclelanes. DAMMIT! It didn't only reek, I couldn’t avoid the stinking pile, so I had to go through it. After that event, I continued my way onto school, only to go through another stinking pile again! My bike had crap sticking to it the whole damn ride! (And for your information, I cycle an hour to school, not because I'm slow, becuase it's 23 KM) That’s when it hit me; horses suck. Period. It’s evil itself.. with four legs. I mean, what good did a horse ever do to mankind? They are too big to keep indoors, they also stink and are always surrounded by flies, they are useless for riding (Cars anyone?) and they will bite your arm of whenever they get the chance! Horses are evil! Just what purpose do these creatures serve? Other then taking a crap on the cyclelanes and being smelly whole day? Even the meat that’s made out of horse tastes like shit. Then there people who ride horses for ‘sports’. Sports my ass. Riding a horse while sitting on your lazy ass isn’t sports. What is up with that equipment anyway? A stupid cap that doesn’t serve any purpose other then looking really lame, a stupid fancy jacket that will stink like horse when you’re done riding it, stupid leather boots and the most ridiculous thing of all, that stupid little whip! What do they do with that? It’s too puny for hitting the horse.. If they want to hit the horse, they should use an iron bat or something. Whips are for pussies. Can you find the whip? Anyway, I’m not such a bad guy, I won’t go outside now with an iron bat and hit all the horses I run into, no, I have a better solution; we drop all the horses on a big island somewhere where they can have all the horse-fun they want. And then we drop the bomb.