Monday, August 16, 2004

Back to the story...

Aya: *thinking* I wonder where Toya is? *sees him in the teachers' room* Toya! Toya: Aya? What are you doing here? Aya: What are YOU doing here? Toya: I needed to get away from that crazy class. Yuhi: *spying on them from behind a wall* All they do is talk? How boring. Aya: Toya...the real reason I came here was because I love you,but I want to know if you feel the same way about me. Toya: ... Aya: Toya,say something! Toya: Aya...I can find the right words to say how I feel yet. Aya: If you can't tell me,then show me. Right here,right now. Yuhi: Ack! Saru Chan: What's wrong with you? Yuhi: *whispering* What the -- What are you doing here?! Saru Chan: *whispering* All of you were leaving,so I wanted to see what's going on. Plus there's 4 newer students. Yuhi: 4? Saru Chan: Yep. Go see for yourself. I'll just tell the tea -- Yuhi: What happened? Saru? Saru Chan? Saru Chan: O.O *points to the teachers' room and walks zombie-like towards the class* Yuhi: *looks in the teachers' room and runs to the bathroom* OMFG!!!!!!!! ~In Class~ Kiyone: *sees Saru Chan sitting in her seat wide-eyed* Hey Saru Chan,what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost. Saru Chan: No...Worse... Kyo: Well,where's the teacher? Saru Chan: ...In the teachers' room making out with Aya. Whole class: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sparkuman: I thought teachers were suppose to teach,not make out! Abram: And just when I thought all these years of wandering would get me somewhere good,I end up in another school with a teacher who makes out with one of the students. Neko Chan: *takes out hand gun* I'm gonna go talk to this teacher guy. Ryoko: You're gonna shoot Mr.Kiritani and Aya?!! Neko Chan: No. I'm just gonna scare the crap outta them! Abram: I'll come with you. Maybe katana will scare them a little. Sparkuman: I'll come too. For proof that you too scared them. I wanna see the look on their faces. What about you Dark Cloud? Dark Cloud: Hn. I don't get why you 3 want to see two people making out. Neko Chan: Like we wanna see that horror. We're just heroically stopping them before anyone else is ruined for life. Let's go guys. It can't be that bad. They're probably still kissing and didn't make it that far yet. ~5 minutes later~ Neko Chan,Sparkuman,and Abram: *are back and walking to their seats zombie-like* O.O Sango: So,how'd it go? Neko Chan: They... Abram: ...Went... Sparkuman: ...Too far. Dark Cloud: I warned you. Mihoshi: Maybe you should've listened to Dark Cloud. *Mr. Kiritani and Aya walk in* Aya: Hi guys. Everyone: AAHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!!! Aya: What's wrong with you? Yuhi: You And Toy...er Mr. Kiritani were making out in the teachers' room! And you can't say you weren't,because Saru Chan,Neko Chan,Abram,Sparkuman,and me saw! Aya: Uhh...*turns into Ceres* Everyone: *gasp* Ceres: Yes Aya and Mr.Kiritani were making out. If any of say anything else about it,you shall die in Eternal Bliss. Everyone: Ok... ~Meanwhile...Somewhere Else~ Mysterious Figure: Heh,heh,heh. That damned school shall pay for making me go through hell...with this machine! *presses button* Wait,no! Wrong button! ~Back At School~ Mihoshi: Oooh. Look at that pretty light. It's comming towards us. Washu: That's not just a light...it's from some kind of evil machine! Yuhi: OMG! OMG! WHERE GONNA DIE!!!! *the light hits everyone in the school* Everyone: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (once again...to be continued)

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   This is for Hexadol's contest. Since it's so long,you can pick which ever one you want.

Inuyasha: Kagome...I love you. You mean everything to me. Kagome: *blushes* Inuyasha...I once loved you,but now I'm taken. Inuyasha: What?! By who? Kagome: ...Sango. Oh Sango! Sango: What is it, my love? Kagome: Let's go look for a hotel room so we can be alone together for the night. Sango: Hee hee...Oh you naughty girl. Inuyasha: O.O Inuyasha: Zzz Kagome: Inuyasha,wake up. Inuyasha: Zzz Kagome: INUYASHA!!! Inuyasha: *rolls over* Zzz Kagome: Grrrrr...*pulls out a dog whistle and blows it* Inuyasha: AHHHHHH!!! Kagome: Finally! You've been sleeping for 5 years. Inuyasha: 5 years? Kagome: The kids are getting restless and I need your help to calm them down. Inuyasha: Kids? Who's kids? Kagome: Our kids. Inuyasha: WHAT?!!! *walks out the room and sees 7 children: 3 boys that look like Inuyasha,3 girls that look like Kagome,and one other boy who looks like Miroku* Inuyasha: *points to the one who looks like Miroku* Who's kid is that? Kagome: Uhh...um...Well you see...Miroku and I... Inuyasha: YOU HAD SEX WITH MIROKU?!!!!!! Kagome: Well uh...yes? Miroku: Did someone call me? Inuyasha: YOU @#$%ING BASTARD!!!! HOW DARE YOU @#$% KAGOME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (such colorful words) Miroku: Um...I think I'll just leave now! *runs off* *Inuyasha runs after him cussing* ~At Kagome's House *there's a knock at the door,Inuyasha answers it,and sees Sesshomaru in bloodstained clothes* Inuyasha: Sesshomaru? Sesshomaru: Inuyasha... Inuyasha: What do YOU want? You wanna tell me how weak I am again? Sesshomaru: No. Inuyasha: Then what do you want? Sesshomaru: ...Where's the bathroom? Inuyasha: Uh...Down the hall,to your left. Kagome: Who was it? Inuyasha: ...Sesshomaru. Kagome: What did he want? Inuyasha: ...To use the bathroom. Kagome: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Sessshi-sama's in my house and using my bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the bathroom,sees Sesshomaru walking out of the bathroom with a towel on,and glomps him* OMG!! You're sooo sexy,Sesshi!!!! *Kirara keeps following Shippo* Shippo: Kirara,please stop following me. Kirara: *stops for a sec. then follows Shippo again* Squeek Shippo: Kirara,stop following me. Kirara: squeek Shippo: Kirara,stop following me!! Kirara: *changes into her huge cat form* ROAARRR!!! Shippo: *turns into Sesshomaru's demon form* ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! Kirara: O.O Meow. ~Once again at Kagome's house~ *everyone's watching TV* Shippo: *picks up the remote control* Oo what's this button do? *presses the button and the channel changes* Everyone: Oooo. Miroku: *takes the remote and presses the same button and once again the channel changes* Ooo...Let's watch this. TV: The Hentai Channel...All Hentai...All Day. Kagome: NO! Change the channel!! Shippo: *takes the remote control back and presses the button* Let's watch this. TV: As fox cubs grow older,they leave their den and travel into the world. Sango: That's so boring. *grabs the remote control and changes the channel* Now that's more like it. TV: *in a Austrailian accent* G'day mates. Today we're gonna learn how to throw boomerangs and...Criky! There's an alligator in the dunny! Everyone except Sango: Change. Inuyasha: Gimme that! *changes the channel* TV: Now you can get your dog neutered or spayed for free! Just call 1-800-555-neuterorspaymydog...once again 1-800-555-neuterorspaymydog. Kagome: Uhh...Inuyasha...You should change the channel. Inuyasha: Ok.*changes the channel* Kagome: *sigh* There's nothing to watch. Let's play "Spin the Bottle". Everyone: Ok! *Here's something extra: Imagine if Inuyasha was in a Jerry Springer show* Jerry Springer: Today's topic is "Why Won't You Leave Me Alone You Psycho!". This is Inuyasha. His crazy dead girlfriend,Kikyo,won't leave him alone and he dosen't know what to do. Let's hear his story. Inuyasha: I used to love Kikyo,we even made it to second base...but then,she died. Now she's alive again and wants to kill Kagome. I tried to get rid of Kikyo,using different methods. One of them was by kissing her,but she almost took me to hell. I'm afraid of what might come next if I don't do anything. Jerry Springer: I see. Well Inuyasha,we have a surprise for you. Come on out Kikyo. *Kikyo walks in* Inuyasha: K-Kikyo... Kikyo: Hello Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Kikyo...why won't you leave me alone and stop trying to kill Kagome? Kikyo: Because I love you. Can't you see you fool? Inuyasha: I'm sorry,but I don't feel the same way about you anymore. Jerry Springer: Let's here Kagome's side of this. Come on out Kagome. *Kagome comes out* Kagome: Get away from my man,you b**ch! Kikyo: F**k you whore! Kagome: Go back to hell where you came from! Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Inuyasha: *stands up* Stop fighting you guys! Kikyo and Kagome: Shut up and sit down!!!!! Inuyasha: Ok. Kikyo: You shall die by my arrow. *pulls out her bow and arrow and aims it toward Kagome* Audience: *gasp* Kagome: Dream on. *just as Kikyo gets ready to shoot,Sango,Miroku,and Shippo come out from the audience and hell breaks loose* *the guards try to stop the fight,but they all get killed* Jerry Springer: Ok everyone calm down! Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *Jerry Springer and Kikyo get sucked into the void in Miroku's hand* Audience: ...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they all run out the studio* Saru Chan: The show will now end due to the death of Jerry Springer...

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Sunday, August 15, 2004

after countless hours of searching...i have finally found it...the song i've been dying to hear for months...MATSURI UTA!!!(from Blue Seed)

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Yesterday,my mom and me went to an Italian Festival by a church,and I got to see vampdemon. I won't be seeing him anymore since he's moving to Ohio and I'll only be able talk to him online,so I was happy. When I walked over to him,he whacked me in the head with a hammer (not a real one 'cause I'd be dead by now) and I kicked him (nice way to say hello,huh?). It was stupid. Then we talked for a while,and his mom told my mom about our races to say hi online. Our moms started talking about contacting each other through me and vampdemon. We both had the "What?!" look on our faces. Before we were gonna leave,I said to vampdemon,"Ah,smell that freash,skunky air." He looked at me like,"Huh?". After that,our moms said bye and his mom hugged me (and smushed my glasses in the process) and my mom tried to hug him,but he ran. I kept saying,"Run Nick,run for your life!" It was funny. And then we left. I didn't go on any of the rides,but it was still fun. vampdemon said that he might come back to see us (Alison,Wilson,Melvin,and me. And Tyler and JJ if they still live here by then) ,so I'll be happy when that day comes. I'm kinda tired,so I'll go now. I'll probably post something later.

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Saturday, August 14, 2004

it's a bit late to say this,but i can show you ppl my artwork now! *does the happy dance* if you can't see them that well,then tell me and i'll see what i can do about it.

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Friday, August 13, 2004

If anyone else wants to be in the next part of the story I started 2 posts ago then just tell me and I'll add you in it. (oh yeah,and tell me what kind of power or weapon you want. why you ask,well you'll just find out ^_~)

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

   Part 2

~At School~ Miaka: See? Look at all these new people. *Saru Chan looks around and sees Kyo,Kagura,Yuki,Tohru,vampdemon,Aya,Yuhi,Pudding,Inuyasha,Kagome,Shippo,Kouga,Tenchi,Mihoshi,Kiyone,Washu,Kenshin,Kaoru,and Yahiko* (weird class,huh?) Nuriko: Ok everyone,this is Saru Chan. She's new and a bit scared,so greet her with a warm welcome! Everyone:*flatly* Hi. Saru Chan:*to herself* That wasn't very warm. Ryoko: Hey! All of you heard the lady! She said greet her with a WARM welcome!! Everyone: *pretending to be happy* HI!! *the teacher walks in* Teacher: Ok everyone to their seats. *glances at Saru Chan* Teacher: Ah,you must be the new student. I'm Mr. Kiritani. *thinking* Actually,my name is Toya and I'm here to capture Ceres. *speaking out loud* Now please...sit down. Oh yeah,and trees aren't allowed in school. *Saru Chan notices the tree still in her hands,throws it out the window,and sits in an empty seat behind Washu and next to Kenshin* Kenshin: *ahem* He-Hello? Saru Chan: Hi. What's your name? Kenshin: O.O Saru Chan: ??? Washu: Oh that's Kenshin. Don't mind him,he acts strangely. Saru Chan: And you are... Washu: Washu,the greatest scientific genius in the universe! But you can call me Little Washu,ok? Washu A: You are Washu,you're the greatest! Washu B: You are Washu,you're the best! Washu A & B: Washu! Washu! Yeah! Saru Chan: Okaaay.... Pudding: Hi! I'm Pudding!! Wanna see me do a trick? Wanna? Wanna? Saru Chan: Ok! *Pudding starts twirling plates,hits a gong,and blows fire* Mr. Kiritani: Mihoshi,would you mind putting that fire out? Mihoshi: Yes sir! *dumps a bucket of water on Pudding* Mihoshi: It's out. Pudding: Aww. I was getting to the good part too. Ryoko: Hey,Tenchi... Tenchi: Oh,h-hi Ryoko. Ryoko: ...Wanna go to the movies tonight? Tenchi: Um...uh... Ryoko: Come on...It'll be fun. Just you and me. Ayeka: Ryoko,are you trying to seduce Tenchi again? Ryoko: *innocently* No. Are you accusing an innocent girl like me of trying to seduce someone? Ayeka: Innocent? Since when did you become innocent? Ryoko: Since I was a little girl. Ayeka: As I recall,you were never innocent. I was the innocent one. Ryoko: What you recall is buncha hoo-haa! YOU were the who stole all those pretty flowers I picked. Ayeka: Oh? So now you're bringing up the flower incident? You didn't pick those flowers,I did. YOU were the one who stole them from me! Ryoko: Ooh,you lie. Ayeka: It is not a lie! Ryoko: It is so!!! Ayeka: It is not!!! Mr. Kiritani: Can you two girls stop fighting? Ayeka and Ryoko: NO!! Yahiko: Hey,you two heard the teacher! Break it up! Ryoko: Shut up,kid! Yahiko: *whacks Ryoko in the head with his Shinai (bamboo practice sword)* I'm NOT a kid. Ayeka: Ha,ha,ha. How sad is that,getting beaten up by a mere kid. Yahiko: *whacks Ayeka in the head with his Shinai* I said I'm not a kid! Ryoko: *rubbing her head* You little -- Ayeka: *rubbing her head* How dare you hit the Princess of Jurai in the head. Ayeka and Ryoko: You'll pay! Yahiko: Shut up. *Momiji walks in the classroom* Momiji: *sees Tohru* Tohru! Tohru: Momiji,you're her -- Kyo: *sees Momiji* ARE YOU RETARDED?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?!! Momiji: Waaaaahhh!! Kyo's a meanie! Nuriko: I'm in a girl's uniform and no one said anything. Ryoko: You're a...*gulp* guy? Nuriko: Yep. Everyone: O.O Tamahome: You're saying I was kissed by a MAN?! Miaka and Tasuki: WHAT?! You kissed him? Tamahome,Is there something about you that we need to know? Tamahome: No,I am not gay. I repeat I am NOT gay! He kissed me!! Nuriko: But you could've pushed me away,Tamababy. And if I remember correctly,you seemed to like it. You even -- Tamahome: Aw crap! Are you saying that I -- Nuriko: Looks like it. Kagome: Ok,that's enough. Shippo,cover your ears. Inuyasha: Hey,this is almost like that time we drank sake...Except everyone's sober,we're in school,and everyone has their clothes on. vampdemon: What are they talking about? Saru Chan: I know,but I'm not telling. vampdemon: C'mon tell me. Saru Chan: *porinky porinky* Not gonna tell. vamdemon: I'll turn into Cannable man. Saru Chan: Whatever. *everyone's talking loudly and stuff* Mr. Kiritani: Ugh. *to the class,but mostly to himself* I think I'll step out for some fresh air. Aya: Uhh...I have tooo...go to the bathroom! Yuhi: *sarcastically* Don't take long. *thinking* She's probably making up an excuse to see Toya "privatly". Hmm...I wonder what they do when they're alone? There's only one way to find out...Heh heh.... Saru Chan: *thinking* Where's Mr.Kiritani going? Why's Aya following him? Why's Yuhi following her? What the hell's going on? And why the hell should I care? (still to be continued...*song of doom*)

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

   I don't wanna go!

Ryoko:*trying to pull Saru Chan off nearby a tree* Come on! Let's go! You're goin' to school whether you like it or not!! Saru Chan:*still holding on to the tree* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!!! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!! Miroku: It's obvious that she doesn't want to go to school because of her horrible past in school. Ryoko:*let's go of Saru Chan* What horrible past? Miroku: Maybe some guy tried to -- *Sango whacks him in the head* Sango: You're so peverted. Ayeka: So,what was so horrible about you're past in school? Saru Chan:*pokes fingers together* Well...um...you see...um... Ryoko: Spit it out! Saru Chan: Last year... *everyone gets ready for a sad story* Saru Chan: Last year...someone... Miroku: See! I told you! Someone DID try to -- *Sango whacks him in the head with a broom* Sango: Let her finish,Pevert. Ayeka: Ok,as you were saying. What did someone do? Saru Chan: Someone...hit me in the back of the head with a meatball. *everyone except Saru Chan fall anime style* Ryoko: Ok,that's it! You're going to school!! *everyone grabs Saru Chan* Saru Chan:*holds on to the tree* NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I'M NOT GOING!!! *Nuriko,Tasuki,Tamahome,and Miaka see them trying to get Saru Chan off the tree* Miaka: Hi guys! Ryoko,Miroku,Ayeka,and Sango: Hi,Miaka! Tasuki: What's wrong with Saru? Ryoko: We're trying to get her to go to school,but she doesn't want to because of a stupid meatball! Miaka,Tasuki,and Tamahome: ??? *Nuriko stomps over to Saru Chan,pushes Ryoko,Miroku,Ayeka,and Sango aside,grabs Saru Chan and pulls her* Everyone: O.O Nuriko:*dragging Saru Chan and the tree* Let's go. We're gonna meet lots of new people. It's gonna be fun! Saru Chan: *still holding on to the tree* WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (to be continued...)

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Sunday, August 8, 2004

   I'm Back!

On Friday,unfourtunetlly I got my hair done and then I went to New York to see my dad. This year the hair style's not that bad,but I still hate it. It hurts like hell. I could barely sleep. No one saw my hair yet,but sooner or later they will. Anyway my mom dropped me and Bostich off at Toyota (where my dad works) and before she left she kept asking me if I was hungry and if I would be ok and stuff. After she left,I walked Bostich and then went inside with my dad. He introduced me to some of his friends,then when we were on the elevator he asked me if I remembered this place (Toyota) and I said,"Yeah. How could I forget it? I slammed the door on one of my fingers." After that,when we reached the second floor,we went to his desk and I sat in one of the chairs in front of him. Then he asked if I was gonna draw,because I brought my backpack which was filled with my drawing stuff and manga books. I took me 5 minutes just to find my pencil because it was under all the books. Then after I found my eraser,I started to draw. My dad went to go talk to some people and then he came back and saw that I was still drawing. He asked,"What are you drawing?" and I said,"A picture." then he said,"What kind of picture?" I said,"There is two people looking at something." then he asked,"Are they human beings?" I said,"Not really. They're elves." Later,some lady that my dad worked with came and my dad introduced me to her and they started talking about how some guy made his customer cry. Then the lady left and my dad went to talk to some people again. When he came back he asked me if I wanted some tea. I said ok and he gave me a cup of hot water and a tea bag. I started drawing again and my dad left again and then he came back with some guy. They kept saying "Lean back" After they had their fun the guy started talking to me. He saw me drawing and said,"You like drawing?" I said,"Yeah." Then he wanted to see what I was drawing,so I held up my drawing book to show him. He said,"Not bad." After he left,me,my dad,and Bostich left. We went to his friend's house so he could introduce me. They talked for a little while,then we left. When we got to his house,he showed me around,then we watched The Day After Tomorrow. Then after we watched that,we went to sleep. He slept in the living room and I slept in his room. At 4:00 am he woke me up and said that Bostich got loose. He took me to where he saw him run to and then said that there was a vicious pitbull that lived there. I called my dog and he came. Then we went back in my dad's house and went to sleep. At 7 or 8:00 he told me that he had to got to work and said something about keys. I was half asleep so I wasn't paying attention. After he left,I woke up and started watching TV. I got dressed and started flipping through the channels and then I saw a certain channel that caught my eye. Anime on Demand. Sadly I couldn't watch it because it would cost money,so I watched cartoon network. I started to draw again. A couple hours later,my dad came and took me to his friend's house and I stayed there for most of the day. My dad's friend's wife took me shopping. I felt a little nervous though. When we came back,I sat outside in the back so Bostich wouldn't bark and finished drawing the picture I was drawing on Friday,then I continued drawing the first chapter of Legendary Elf Suzuki. My dad came to pick me up and his friend told him that I was artistic and smart. In my head,I was thinking that I wasn't smart,but that I was a little below avarage *lol*. The guy said that I was smart because I was quiet. Then he and my dad talked for a while and then we left. When we got to his house,my mom was there. I said hi to her and then ran away with her wasabi beans or whatever they're called. I ate some while we were in the house and waited about 10 minutes to eat more. They talked for a while (not the wasabi) while I was watching The Day After Tomorrow again and then my mom and me left because she wanted to go to a picnic. On our way to the picnic,my mom was driving like Oda Kyu (from Ayashi no Ceres). When we got to the picnic,my mom talked to her friends and introduced me. Then we walked for awhile,went to White Castle for some food,and then drove back to Conneticut. I had fun and I might wanna go agian next summer. I'll probably post later,so bye!

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Thursday, August 5, 2004

*sigh*

my mom said that we're going to my dad's house tomorrow. i'm excited, but i'm also kinda mad. my mom said that i'm gonna get my hair done,but it's gonna be in the style i hate most. ugh...i don't want my hair like that. i know i probably sound like a little kid right now,but i really hate that certain hair style. when i was in 5th grade,everyone used to make fun of me and mentally tourture me. when school starts,i don't wanna have that horrible hair style. *sigh* i don't really know why i'm telling you guys this. but anyway i'll probaly be able to post something when i get to my dad's house,so i'll just wait 'til then,or tomorrow morning to post something.

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