Tuesday, July 27, 2004

   I was bored again,so I wrote this little Inuyasha story thingy

*Inuyasha,Miroku,and Shippo are talking while Kagome and Sango are taking a bath in a nearby hotspring* Inuyasha:: Hey,Miroku,do you know what a hentai magazine is? Miroku:: No. Why? Inuyasha:: When we were in Kagome's World,I heard some men talking about new hentai magazines. Shippo:: Maybe itsa kind of food. Let's ask Kagome to bring one so we could try it. *Kagome and Sango come back from the hotspring* Inuyasha:: Hey,Kagome... Kagome:: Yeah,what is it Inuyasha? Inuyasha:: When you go back to your world,can you bring back a hentai magazine? *Kagome's face reddens* Kagome:: Inuyasha... Inuyasha:: Huh? Kagome:: SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT!!!!! *Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dssh* Kagome:: You're such a pevert Inuyasha!!! You're WORSE than Miroku!!! Inuyasha:: W-why did you...All I did was... Sango:: Where are you going Kagome? Kagome:: Home! Shippo:: Wow Inuyasha,you got her mad. Sango:: Like that was the first time. Miroku:: ...She said that Inuyasha is worse than me...Yay! She doesn't think I'm a pervert anymore! *to himself* Maybe I could ask her to bear my children now. Sango:: Just because Kagome said that Inuyasha is worse than you,doesn't mean that you're not a pervert. Miroku:: Oh,darn. ~Later that day~ *Inuyasha,Miroku,Sango,and Shippo are waiting for Kagome to come back* Sango:: I don't think she's coming back today. Shippo:: Me neither. Miroku:: Inuyasha,why don't you go to Kagome's World and apologize to her for your sick and perverted behavior. Inuyasha:: My sick and perverted behavior? Look who's talkin' Mr."Will You Bear Children?". Besides,I ain't goin' an'... ???:: Hey puppy! Inuyasha:: Huh? Shippo:: Hi,Kouga! If you're looking for Kagome,then she's not here. Kouga:: Oh? Well that's strange. Usually when I come, she's with you guys...Oh,I see. She got mad at the wittle puppy for something and yelled "Sit". Shippo:: Yeah,about a dozen times. Sango:: You could tell,huh? Kouga:: Yeah,I mean you could see his face. *everyone except Kouga points at Inuyasha* Inuyasha:: What!? Kouga:: Not that face!! *Shippo looks at the spot that Kouga's looking at* Shippo:: Hey,you're right. See? There's his eyes and his nose and...huh? Is that his tooth? Kouga:: No... *Kouga grabs Inuyasha's face and pulles out giant pliers* Inuyasha:: Hey, what are you... *yank* Inuyasha:: YAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Shippo:: Yikes. Miroku and Sango:: Ooohh. Kouga:: ...This is his tooth. Inuyasha:: WHAT THE F**K DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU STUPID PIECE OF S**T!!!!! (Inuyasha's rage level:+100) Miroku:: Goosfraba Inuyasha,goosfraba. Inuyasha:: WHAT THE F**K DOES THAT MEAN?!! Sango:: Geez,calm down Inuyasha. Shippo doesn't need to learn any new words. Inuyasha:: SHUT THE F**K UP B**CH!!! Kouga:: *to himself* How could his mother put up with him? Inuyasha:: WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!! Kouga:: Oh nothing. ::cough::fag::cough:: Inuyasha:: Oh that's it... *Inuyasha and Kouga start fighting* Miroku:: I think all those sits got to his head. *Kagome comes back from her world with sake* Sango,Shippo,and Miroku:: Kagome!! *Kouga and Inuyasha stop fighting* Inuyasha and Kouga:: Kagome? Shippo:: Your back!! Inuyasha:: Are you still mad at me? Kagome:: Nope. I forgot that you came from the Feudal Age and you don't know much about the Modern Age. Inuyasha:: So...Kagome,what is a hentai magazine? Kagome:: *whisper whisper* Inuyasha:: Really? What's porn? Kagome:: *whisper whisper* Inuyasha:: Oohh. Kagome:: Hey, anyone want sake? Everyone:: Okay. Kagome:: Sorry Shippo,but you're gonna hafta have soda since you're too young to have sake. Shippo:: Oh ok. ~30 minutes later~ *everyone except Shippo and Kagome is drunk* Kouga,Inuyasha,and Miroku:: Whoo yeah! Strip! Strip! Striiip!! Kagome:: No Sango!! Don't do that!! Shippo close your eyes! Kouga:: We want action! Kagome:: No action! Sango:: Whoo!! I'm free!! Kagome:: Miroku don't strip!!! Shippo and Kagome:: Ahh!! The horror!! Inuyasha:: Yeah!! Show me da booty! Kagome:: No booty!! Sango,Miroku,put your clothes back on!!! Miroku:: Whoo yeah!! Kagome:: *to herself* Ugh...I'll never bring sake again. Saru Chan:: The story will end here due to all the drunkness and "other" things.

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Monday, July 26, 2004

   Quizzy Time!!

I'm bored,so I'll just post some quizzes. BUNNY! You need an animal to cuddle and to care about! A fluffy bunny is the right animal for you. They need attention and you can pet them for hours. But attention bunnys like to be outside, let them from time to time in the green garden, they will love it! What's your ideal pet? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla Playful Angel! Sunbeam in the end. What kind of Angel are you? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla Natural Beauty! You impress with your narural charme and your simple beauty. You only want to be the person you are and be accepted as that. Go you! What kind of beauty are you? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla Dao! The chinese Kung-Fu Sword! This attack weapon is wild and powerful. Used by the soldiers in the old chinese Army. the Dao is often compared with a furious tiger. What's your Weapon? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla

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Sunday, July 25, 2004

   Here are the lyrics to Every Heart (my new favorite song ^^)

Ikutsu namida o nagashitara every heart sunao ni nareru darou Dare ni omoi tsutaetara every heart kokoro mita sareru no darou nagai nagai yoru ni obieteita Tooi hoshi ni inotteta meguru meguru toki no naka de Bokutachi wa ai o sagashiteiru Tsuyoku tsuyoku naritai kara kyou mo takaisora miageteiru donna egao ni deaetara every heart yume wo fumidasereruyo hitowa kanashimi no mukou ni every heart shiawase ukabete nemuru itsuka itsuka subete no tamashii ga yasuraka ni nareru youni meguru meguru toki no naka de boku tachi wa ikite nanika wo shiru toki ni warai shugoshi naite kyou mo mada aruki tsuzukete iku osanai kioku no kata sumi ni atatakai basho ga aru soushi hoshi tachi ga hanasu mirai ga itsumo kagayaite ita so shine meguru meguru toki no naka de Bokutachi wa ai o sagashiteiru Tsuyoku tsuyoku naritai kara kyou mo takaisora miageteiru meguru meguru toki no naka de boku tachi wa ikite nanika wo shiru toki ni warai shugoshi naite kyou mo mada aruki tsuzukete iku

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   freaky...

i had a really weird dream. first i was a graveyard bandit and me,bambi (from planet ladder),jj,melvin,wilson,and alison were looking for elvis's pants. then,we found them and sold them for a lot of money and some lady was looking for us so she could steal the money. then when i went home with the money,the dream changed. i was the main character in dark cloud except i had a poor family and my mom was an old lady. i showed my mom the money and she said,"you must have worked really hard to get all that money." and i said,"not really." after that,the dream changed again. i was sailor moon in an iceskating compitition and i was just skating and everyone was booing me,so i tried to do a trick,but i slipped broke my back. when i woke up,my neck was stiff and my back was sore. i wonder if it was the dream,or the way i was sleeping.

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Which Kimagure Orange Road Character are You?

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   it's 12:00

today,i'm might go to new york to see my dad. the last time i went to new york was about 2 years ago. but i only went there to stay with my evil aunt. she's actually my sister-in-law because my half brother married her but for some reason i call her my aunt. oh yeah and i call her evil because one time she hit my hand with a belt just because i said "i don't know" when she asked who dropped a stupid pillow. but anyway,if i go to new york,then i wanna show my dad some of the new pictures i drew. i hope i get to go to new york today.

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Saturday, July 24, 2004

   Poor kid...

Earlier today I heard cop and ambulance sirens,but I thought it was no big deal because I usually hear them a lot where I live. About an hour later,I go outside to play with Alison and the matinance guy comes out from his house and says,"Do you guys know anything about the kid who got hit on his bike?" Me and Alison said,"No." Then the guy says,"'Cause some kid got hit by a car riding his bike towards the dam (it's actually a resivoir),and the person driving the car came from this neighborhood." I said,"Is that why the cops were near here?" The guy mumbled something and went to his car and drove off. It was kinda rude,but I was mainly thinking about the kid. I wonder who it was. And I hope that the kid is still alive.

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Friday, July 23, 2004

   Is it ok to feed a dog eggs?

Because my mom forgot to buy dog food and we don't have anymore dog food,so I fed my dog raw eggs.He ate it all and I think he wants more.I hope my dog doesn't get addicted to eggs.

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Thursday, July 22, 2004

   Yesterday's conversation with Alison,Tyler,JJ,and Melvin

Alison:Hey Paulina,you said that you would draw Bob. Me:Oh,sorry...I forgot.Gimme a piece of paper so I could draw him. *Alison pulls out her notebook and a pencil as Tyler,JJ,and Melvin come towards us* Melvin:Hey,whatcha doin'? Me:Alison wants me to draw a picture of Bob. JJ:Who's Bob? Alison:Her imaginary friend. Me:No,you guys just can't see him. Tyler:Well then where is Bob? Me:At THE house. *I start drawing Bob* JJ:What is that? Me:It's Bob's head. JJ:It looks like boobs. Me:No it doesn't! Melvin:What are those? Me:Wings.Bob's a flying monkey. Tyler:What's that? Me:Bob's holloween costume. *I draw a different picture* Alison:What's that? Me:Doo-doo. JJ:Hey,it's Mr.Hanky,a piece of crap! Melvin:Oo,I wanna draw something! Me:Wait,I wanna draw one more thing. Tyler:Don't make it inaproppriate. Me:Does this look inaproppriate? Alison:It's a line. Me:Here Melvin. *I give him the pencil and paper* Melvin:Ok,this is what Buubie looks like. *Melvin draws a fat man's head and a little body* Me:Hey,the head looks like Mr.Bobrowsky,my math teacher. Melvin:This is how you spell Buubie. JJ:Booby? *Melvin writes B-U-U-B-I-E* Me and JJ:Oh,Buubie! Alison:I have to go inside,so I need my stuff back. Tyler:Can't you just let us use the notebook and pencil until we're done. Alison:Fine. Me:Oo,I wanna draw something else. Tyler:Are you drawing a character from your comic? Me:Maybe. Tyler:Is that how you draw eyes? Me:Nope. Melvin:Oo,let's play Ding Dong Ditch on Richie. Me:Shut up.If you're gonna play Ding Dong Ditch,then you don't say it out loud. Melvin:Fine...Let's play DDD on Richie. Me:No,let's play DDR. JJ:What's DDR? Me:This... *I start doing DDR* Me:Fine,let's play DDD on R. *We start playing Ding Dong Ditch and after Richie came out,everyone had to go home.Heh heh...*

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