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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
I was bored again,so I wrote this little Inuyasha story thingy
*Inuyasha,Miroku,and Shippo are talking while Kagome and Sango are taking a bath in a nearby hotspring*
Inuyasha:: Hey,Miroku,do you know what a hentai magazine is?
Miroku:: No. Why?
Inuyasha:: When we were in Kagome's World,I heard some men talking about new hentai magazines.
Shippo:: Maybe itsa kind of food. Let's ask Kagome to bring one so we could try it.
*Kagome and Sango come back from the hotspring*
Inuyasha:: Hey,Kagome...
Kagome:: Yeah,what is it Inuyasha?
Inuyasha:: When you go back to your world,can you bring back a hentai magazine?
*Kagome's face reddens*
Kagome:: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha:: Huh?
Kagome:: SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT!!!!!
*Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dsh,Dssh*
Kagome:: You're such a pevert Inuyasha!!! You're WORSE than Miroku!!!
Inuyasha:: W-why did you...All I did was...
Sango:: Where are you going Kagome?
Kagome:: Home!
Shippo:: Wow Inuyasha,you got her mad.
Sango:: Like that was the first time.
Miroku:: ...She said that Inuyasha is worse than me...Yay! She doesn't think I'm a pervert anymore! *to himself* Maybe I could ask her to bear my children now.
Sango:: Just because Kagome said that Inuyasha is worse than you,doesn't mean that you're not a pervert.
Miroku:: Oh,darn.
~Later that day~
*Inuyasha,Miroku,Sango,and Shippo are waiting for Kagome to come back*
Sango:: I don't think she's coming back today.
Shippo:: Me neither.
Miroku:: Inuyasha,why don't you go to Kagome's World and apologize to her for your sick and perverted behavior.
Inuyasha:: My sick and perverted behavior? Look who's talkin' Mr."Will You Bear Children?". Besides,I ain't goin' an'...
???:: Hey puppy!
Inuyasha:: Huh?
Shippo:: Hi,Kouga! If you're looking for Kagome,then she's not here.
Kouga:: Oh? Well that's strange. Usually when I come, she's with you guys...Oh,I see. She got mad at the wittle puppy for something and yelled "Sit".
Shippo:: Yeah,about a dozen times.
Sango:: You could tell,huh?
Kouga:: Yeah,I mean you could see his face.
*everyone except Kouga points at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha:: What!?
Kouga:: Not that face!!
*Shippo looks at the spot that Kouga's looking at*
Shippo:: Hey,you're right. See? There's his eyes and his nose and...huh? Is that his tooth?
Kouga:: No...
*Kouga grabs Inuyasha's face and pulles out giant pliers*
Inuyasha:: Hey, what are you...
*yank*
Inuyasha:: YAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Shippo:: Yikes.
Miroku and Sango:: Ooohh.
Kouga:: ...This is his tooth.
Inuyasha:: WHAT THE F**K DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU STUPID PIECE OF S**T!!!!! (Inuyasha's rage level:+100)
Miroku:: Goosfraba Inuyasha,goosfraba.
Inuyasha:: WHAT THE F**K DOES THAT MEAN?!!
Sango:: Geez,calm down Inuyasha. Shippo doesn't need to learn any new words.
Inuyasha:: SHUT THE F**K UP B**CH!!!
Kouga:: *to himself* How could his mother put up with him?
Inuyasha:: WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!!
Kouga:: Oh nothing. ::cough::fag::cough::
Inuyasha:: Oh that's it...
*Inuyasha and Kouga start fighting*
Miroku:: I think all those sits got to his head.
*Kagome comes back from her world with sake*
Sango,Shippo,and Miroku:: Kagome!!
*Kouga and Inuyasha stop fighting*
Inuyasha and Kouga:: Kagome?
Shippo:: Your back!!
Inuyasha:: Are you still mad at me?
Kagome:: Nope. I forgot that you came from the Feudal Age and you don't know much about the Modern Age.
Inuyasha:: So...Kagome,what is a hentai magazine?
Kagome:: *whisper whisper*
Inuyasha:: Really? What's porn?
Kagome:: *whisper whisper*
Inuyasha:: Oohh.
Kagome:: Hey, anyone want sake?
Everyone:: Okay.
Kagome:: Sorry Shippo,but you're gonna hafta have soda since you're too young to have sake.
Shippo:: Oh ok.
~30 minutes later~
*everyone except Shippo and Kagome is drunk*
Kouga,Inuyasha,and Miroku:: Whoo yeah! Strip! Strip! Striiip!!
Kagome:: No Sango!! Don't do that!! Shippo close your eyes!
Kouga:: We want action!
Kagome:: No action!
Sango:: Whoo!! I'm free!!
Kagome:: Miroku don't strip!!!
Shippo and Kagome:: Ahh!! The horror!!
Inuyasha:: Yeah!! Show me da booty!
Kagome:: No booty!! Sango,Miroku,put your clothes back on!!!
Miroku:: Whoo yeah!!
Kagome:: *to herself* Ugh...I'll never bring sake again.
Saru Chan:: The story will end here due to all the drunkness and "other" things.
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