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Thursday, August 12, 2004


   Part 2


~At School~

Miaka: See? Look at all these new people.
*Saru Chan looks around and sees Kyo,Kagura,Yuki,Tohru,vampdemon,Aya,Yuhi,Pudding,Inuyasha,Kagome,Shippo,Kouga,Tenchi,Mihoshi,Kiyone,Washu,Kenshin,Kaoru,and Yahiko* (weird class,huh?)
Nuriko: Ok everyone,this is Saru Chan. She's new and a bit scared,so greet her with a warm welcome!
Everyone:*flatly* Hi.
Saru Chan:*to herself* That wasn't very warm.
Ryoko: Hey! All of you heard the lady! She said greet her with a WARM welcome!!
Everyone: *pretending to be happy* HI!!
*the teacher walks in*
Teacher: Ok everyone to their seats.
*glances at Saru Chan*
Teacher: Ah,you must be the new student. I'm Mr. Kiritani. *thinking* Actually,my name is Toya and I'm here to capture Ceres. *speaking out loud* Now please...sit down. Oh yeah,and trees aren't allowed in school.
*Saru Chan notices the tree still in her hands,throws it out the window,and sits in an empty seat behind Washu and next to Kenshin*
Kenshin: *ahem* He-Hello?
Saru Chan: Hi. What's your name?
Kenshin: O.O
Saru Chan: ???
Washu: Oh that's Kenshin. Don't mind him,he acts strangely.
Saru Chan: And you are...
Washu: Washu,the greatest scientific genius in the universe! But you can call me Little Washu,ok?
Washu A: You are Washu,you're the greatest!
Washu B: You are Washu,you're the best!
Washu A & B: Washu! Washu! Yeah!
Saru Chan: Okaaay....
Pudding: Hi! I'm Pudding!! Wanna see me do a trick? Wanna? Wanna?
Saru Chan: Ok!
*Pudding starts twirling plates,hits a gong,and blows fire*
Mr. Kiritani: Mihoshi,would you mind putting that fire out?
Mihoshi: Yes sir!
*dumps a bucket of water on Pudding*
Mihoshi: It's out.
Pudding: Aww. I was getting to the good part too.
Ryoko: Hey,Tenchi...
Tenchi: Oh,h-hi Ryoko.
Ryoko: ...Wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tenchi: Um...uh...
Ryoko: Come on...It'll be fun. Just you and me.
Ayeka: Ryoko,are you trying to seduce Tenchi again?
Ryoko: *innocently* No. Are you accusing an innocent girl like me of trying to seduce someone?
Ayeka: Innocent? Since when did you become innocent?
Ryoko: Since I was a little girl.
Ayeka: As I recall,you were never innocent. I was the innocent one.
Ryoko: What you recall is buncha hoo-haa! YOU were the who stole all those pretty flowers I picked.
Ayeka: Oh? So now you're bringing up the flower incident? You didn't pick those flowers,I did. YOU were the one who stole them
from me!
Ryoko: Ooh,you lie.
Ayeka: It is not a lie!
Ryoko: It is so!!!
Ayeka: It is not!!!
Mr. Kiritani: Can you two girls stop fighting?
Ayeka and Ryoko: NO!!
Yahiko: Hey,you two heard the teacher! Break it up!
Ryoko: Shut up,kid!
Yahiko: *whacks Ryoko in the head with his Shinai (bamboo practice sword)* I'm NOT a kid.
Ayeka: Ha,ha,ha. How sad is that,getting beaten up by a mere kid.
Yahiko: *whacks Ayeka in the head with his Shinai* I said I'm not a kid!
Ryoko: *rubbing her head* You little --
Ayeka: *rubbing her head* How dare you hit the Princess of Jurai in the head.
Ayeka and Ryoko: You'll pay!
Yahiko: Shut up.
*Momiji walks in the classroom*
Momiji: *sees Tohru* Tohru!
Tohru: Momiji,you're her --
Kyo: *sees Momiji* ARE YOU RETARDED?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?!!
Momiji: Waaaaahhh!! Kyo's a meanie!
Nuriko: I'm in a girl's uniform and no one said anything.
Ryoko: You're a...*gulp* guy?
Nuriko: Yep.
Everyone: O.O
Tamahome: You're saying I was kissed by a MAN?!
Miaka and Tasuki: WHAT?! You kissed him? Tamahome,Is there something about you that we need to know?
Tamahome: No,I am not gay. I repeat I am NOT gay! He kissed me!!
Nuriko: But you could've pushed me away,Tamababy. And if I remember correctly,you seemed to like it. You even --
Tamahome: Aw crap! Are you saying that I --
Nuriko: Looks like it.
Kagome: Ok,that's enough. Shippo,cover your ears.
Inuyasha: Hey,this is almost like that time we drank sake...Except everyone's sober,we're in school,and everyone has their clothes on.
vampdemon: What are they talking about?
Saru Chan: I know,but I'm not telling.
vampdemon: C'mon tell me.
Saru Chan: *porinky porinky* Not gonna tell.
vamdemon: I'll turn into Cannable man.
Saru Chan: Whatever.
*everyone's talking loudly and stuff*
Mr. Kiritani: Ugh. *to the class,but mostly to himself* I think I'll step out for some fresh air.
Aya: Uhh...I have tooo...go to the bathroom!
Yuhi: *sarcastically* Don't take long. *thinking* She's probably making up an excuse to see Toya "privatly". Hmm...I wonder what they do when they're alone? There's only one way to find out...Heh heh....
Saru Chan: *thinking* Where's Mr.Kiritani going? Why's Aya following him? Why's Yuhi following her? What the hell's going on? And why the hell should I care?

(still to be continued...*song of doom*)


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