Monday, August 16, 2004

   This is for Hexadol's contest. Since it's so long,you can pick which ever one you want.

Inuyasha: Kagome...I love you. You mean everything to me. Kagome: *blushes* Inuyasha...I once loved you,but now I'm taken. Inuyasha: What?! By who? Kagome: ...Sango. Oh Sango! Sango: What is it, my love? Kagome: Let's go look for a hotel room so we can be alone together for the night. Sango: Hee hee...Oh you naughty girl. Inuyasha: O.O Inuyasha: Zzz Kagome: Inuyasha,wake up. Inuyasha: Zzz Kagome: INUYASHA!!! Inuyasha: *rolls over* Zzz Kagome: Grrrrr...*pulls out a dog whistle and blows it* Inuyasha: AHHHHHH!!! Kagome: Finally! You've been sleeping for 5 years. Inuyasha: 5 years? Kagome: The kids are getting restless and I need your help to calm them down. Inuyasha: Kids? Who's kids? Kagome: Our kids. Inuyasha: WHAT?!!! *walks out the room and sees 7 children: 3 boys that look like Inuyasha,3 girls that look like Kagome,and one other boy who looks like Miroku* Inuyasha: *points to the one who looks like Miroku* Who's kid is that? Kagome: Uhh...um...Well you see...Miroku and I... Inuyasha: YOU HAD SEX WITH MIROKU?!!!!!! Kagome: Well uh...yes? Miroku: Did someone call me? Inuyasha: YOU @#$%ING BASTARD!!!! HOW DARE YOU @#$% KAGOME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (such colorful words) Miroku: Um...I think I'll just leave now! *runs off* *Inuyasha runs after him cussing* ~At Kagome's House *there's a knock at the door,Inuyasha answers it,and sees Sesshomaru in bloodstained clothes* Inuyasha: Sesshomaru? Sesshomaru: Inuyasha... Inuyasha: What do YOU want? You wanna tell me how weak I am again? Sesshomaru: No. Inuyasha: Then what do you want? Sesshomaru: ...Where's the bathroom? Inuyasha: Uh...Down the hall,to your left. Kagome: Who was it? Inuyasha: ...Sesshomaru. Kagome: What did he want? Inuyasha: ...To use the bathroom. Kagome: AAAAHHHHH!!!! Sessshi-sama's in my house and using my bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the bathroom,sees Sesshomaru walking out of the bathroom with a towel on,and glomps him* OMG!! You're sooo sexy,Sesshi!!!! *Kirara keeps following Shippo* Shippo: Kirara,please stop following me. Kirara: *stops for a sec. then follows Shippo again* Squeek Shippo: Kirara,stop following me. Kirara: squeek Shippo: Kirara,stop following me!! Kirara: *changes into her huge cat form* ROAARRR!!! Shippo: *turns into Sesshomaru's demon form* ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! Kirara: O.O Meow. ~Once again at Kagome's house~ *everyone's watching TV* Shippo: *picks up the remote control* Oo what's this button do? *presses the button and the channel changes* Everyone: Oooo. Miroku: *takes the remote and presses the same button and once again the channel changes* Ooo...Let's watch this. TV: The Hentai Channel...All Hentai...All Day. Kagome: NO! Change the channel!! Shippo: *takes the remote control back and presses the button* Let's watch this. TV: As fox cubs grow older,they leave their den and travel into the world. Sango: That's so boring. *grabs the remote control and changes the channel* Now that's more like it. TV: *in a Austrailian accent* G'day mates. Today we're gonna learn how to throw boomerangs and...Criky! There's an alligator in the dunny! Everyone except Sango: Change. Inuyasha: Gimme that! *changes the channel* TV: Now you can get your dog neutered or spayed for free! Just call 1-800-555-neuterorspaymydog...once again 1-800-555-neuterorspaymydog. Kagome: Uhh...Inuyasha...You should change the channel. Inuyasha: Ok.*changes the channel* Kagome: *sigh* There's nothing to watch. Let's play "Spin the Bottle". Everyone: Ok! *Here's something extra: Imagine if Inuyasha was in a Jerry Springer show* Jerry Springer: Today's topic is "Why Won't You Leave Me Alone You Psycho!". This is Inuyasha. His crazy dead girlfriend,Kikyo,won't leave him alone and he dosen't know what to do. Let's hear his story. Inuyasha: I used to love Kikyo,we even made it to second base...but then,she died. Now she's alive again and wants to kill Kagome. I tried to get rid of Kikyo,using different methods. One of them was by kissing her,but she almost took me to hell. I'm afraid of what might come next if I don't do anything. Jerry Springer: I see. Well Inuyasha,we have a surprise for you. Come on out Kikyo. *Kikyo walks in* Inuyasha: K-Kikyo... Kikyo: Hello Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Kikyo...why won't you leave me alone and stop trying to kill Kagome? Kikyo: Because I love you. Can't you see you fool? Inuyasha: I'm sorry,but I don't feel the same way about you anymore. Jerry Springer: Let's here Kagome's side of this. Come on out Kagome. *Kagome comes out* Kagome: Get away from my man,you b**ch! Kikyo: F**k you whore! Kagome: Go back to hell where you came from! Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Inuyasha: *stands up* Stop fighting you guys! Kikyo and Kagome: Shut up and sit down!!!!! Inuyasha: Ok. Kikyo: You shall die by my arrow. *pulls out her bow and arrow and aims it toward Kagome* Audience: *gasp* Kagome: Dream on. *just as Kikyo gets ready to shoot,Sango,Miroku,and Shippo come out from the audience and hell breaks loose* *the guards try to stop the fight,but they all get killed* Jerry Springer: Ok everyone calm down! Miroku: Wind Tunnel! *Jerry Springer and Kikyo get sucked into the void in Miroku's hand* Audience: ...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they all run out the studio* Saru Chan: The show will now end due to the death of Jerry Springer...

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