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Monday, August 16, 2004


Back to the story...


Aya: *thinking* I wonder where Toya is? *sees him in the teachers' room* Toya!
Toya: Aya? What are you doing here?
Aya: What are YOU doing here?
Toya: I needed to get away from that crazy class.
Yuhi: *spying on them from behind a wall* All they do is talk? How boring.
Aya: Toya...the real reason I came here was because I love you,but I want to know if you feel the same way about me.
Toya: ...
Aya: Toya,say something!
Toya: Aya...I can find the right words to say how I feel yet.
Aya: If you can't tell me,then show me. Right here,right now.
Yuhi: Ack!
Saru Chan: What's wrong with you?
Yuhi: *whispering* What the -- What are you doing here?!
Saru Chan: *whispering* All of you were leaving,so I wanted to see what's going on. Plus there's 4 newer students.
Yuhi: 4?
Saru Chan: Yep. Go see for yourself. I'll just tell the tea --
Yuhi: What happened? Saru? Saru Chan?
Saru Chan: O.O *points to the teachers' room and walks zombie-like towards the class*
Yuhi: *looks in the teachers' room and runs to the bathroom* OMFG!!!!!!!!

~In Class~

Kiyone: *sees Saru Chan sitting in her seat wide-eyed* Hey Saru Chan,what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Saru Chan: No...Worse...
Kyo: Well,where's the teacher?
Saru Chan: ...In the teachers' room making out with Aya.
Whole class: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sparkuman: I thought teachers were suppose to teach,not make out!
Abram: And just when I thought all these years of wandering would get me somewhere good,I end up in another school with a teacher who makes out with one of the students.
Neko Chan: *takes out hand gun* I'm gonna go talk to this teacher guy.
Ryoko: You're gonna shoot Mr.Kiritani and Aya?!!
Neko Chan: No. I'm just gonna scare the crap outta them!
Abram: I'll come with you. Maybe katana will scare them a little.
Sparkuman: I'll come too. For proof that you too scared them. I wanna see the look on their faces. What about you Dark Cloud?
Dark Cloud: Hn. I don't get why you 3 want to see two people making out.
Neko Chan: Like we wanna see that horror. We're just heroically stopping them before anyone else is ruined for life. Let's go guys. It can't be that bad. They're probably still kissing and didn't make it that far yet.

~5 minutes later~

Neko Chan,Sparkuman,and Abram: *are back and walking to their seats zombie-like* O.O
Sango: So,how'd it go?
Neko Chan: They...
Abram: ...Went...
Sparkuman: ...Too far.
Dark Cloud: I warned you.
Mihoshi: Maybe you should've listened to Dark Cloud.
*Mr. Kiritani and Aya walk in*
Aya: Hi guys.
Everyone: AAHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!
Aya: What's wrong with you?
Yuhi: You And Toy...er Mr. Kiritani were making out in the teachers' room! And you can't say you weren't,because Saru Chan,Neko Chan,Abram,Sparkuman,and me saw!
Aya: Uhh...*turns into Ceres*
Everyone: *gasp*
Ceres: Yes Aya and Mr.Kiritani were making out. If any of say anything else about it,you shall die in Eternal Bliss.
Everyone: Ok...

~Meanwhile...Somewhere Else~

Mysterious Figure: Heh,heh,heh. That damned school shall pay for making me go through hell...with this machine! *presses button* Wait,no! Wrong button!

~Back At School~

Mihoshi: Oooh. Look at that pretty light. It's comming towards us.
Washu: That's not just a light...it's from some kind of evil machine!
Yuhi: OMG! OMG! WHERE GONNA DIE!!!!
*the light hits everyone in the school*
Everyone: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(once again...to be continued)


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