Friday, September 17, 2004

   Since I had nothing better to post,here's one of the conversations I had with my friend Richie and some of it has Alison in it....I wrote this a while ago,before I even started Legendary Elf Suzuki. I changed some things in the story tho.

Read if you dare...it's very long. No da. *Richie,Alison,and me are sitting on his porch.Then I pull out my drawing book* Richie:Did you draw anything new? Me:Yup. Richie:Let me see...er I mean,can I see? Me:Fine. *I give him the book* *Richie looks at the pictures I drew* Richie:Wow these are good. *Then he reads the profiles* Richie:Height:5'2".He's short! Me:It's a girl! Richie:He's like Alison's height. Alison:Hey! Me:It's a SHE!! Richie:Whatever,but SHE's still short. Richie:Bloodtype?Who cares about the bloodtype!Why do you even care about the bloodtype? Me:I felt like putting that there!It's a PROFILE! Richie:I know,I know. *Alison's brother calls her* Alison:I gotta go in.Bye Paulina. Me:Bye Alison Richie:"Hobbies:Teasing whoever-that-is... Me:It's KYO! Richie:"Eating,beating up KYO,and cooking" Me:... Richie:Aww... Me:What? Richie:"Personality:Spunky and stubborn.She likes beating up Kyo and teasing him just because she loves him." Me:They're brothers...I mean sist...grr...They're siblings!There we go. *He reads the name* Richie:Hubbie? Me:It's HATORI!! *He flips the page* Me:You're going backwards. Richie:I know Me:Whatever. Richie:Placeavearth...Placeavearth...I meant "Place of birth" Me:... Richie:"Unknown"Ooo,unknown."Age:18.Birthday:Febuary 5th.Bloodtype:"Who cares.(it actually said "B") Type:Elf and Fire cat? Me:Shut up. Richie:"Hobbies:Starting fights with people.Personality:Rude"? Ha ha that's funny. Me:Oi Richie:"Rude and never misses an opportunity to fight.Kyo usually picks fights with Taco...'' Me:TAKA!!! Richie:I know.I just wanna see your reaction.Heh heh...But doesn't that look like an "O"? Me:No!It's an "A" with a really small line.See? Richie:"Kyo usually picks fights with Taka,but he always loses."Ha ha...He alway loses. Me:That's 'cause he's kinda weak and stuff. Richie:Next page. *Flips page* Richie:Suzuki?That's the name of my car! Me:What?! *I run over to see the back of his car* Me:Darn!That's it,I'm changing her name!...Hey,there was an angel with an axe...well not really.But there was a girl from a show,named Subaru! Richie:Before I had this car,I had a Subaru.Heh heh. Me:Ugh... Richie:"Place of birth:Unknown.Age:Unknown." Ooo,she's mysterious.Cool."Birthday:Unknown.Height:5'1" " Short. "Type:Elf.Hobbies:Unknown.Relatives:Unknown.Personality:Suzuki is very mysterious." No kidding.Everything is unknown! Me:Not everything! *I had bubblewrap, so I was standing there popping the bubbles while he was reading* Richie:Ooo...Her eyes always have a sad look in them. Me:Well duh.I mean look at the picture.See?Sad eyes. *Flips page* *I'm popping the bubblewrap again* Richie:"Age:16" Ooo. Me:Eh? O.O Richie:"Height:5'3" " A little better. Me:Whatever. Richie:Type:Fairy? That's one big fairy. Me:She's not one of those puny faires. *I go back to the popping* Richie:Ha ha ha. Me:What? Richie:"Hobbies:Making sure Mayo..."(May-yo) Me:It's MAYO!! (My-oh) Richie:But it's spelled like the shorter version of mayonnaise...M-A-Y-O. Me:So,in Japan,they pronounce it the way I do. Richie:But I'm not in Japan. Me:Well I am. Richie:Huh? Me:Wait,No I'm not. Richie:Yeah I thought so.Because this does not look like Japan. Me:I wish it was Japan. Richie:Ha ha,listen to this.This will make you have a fit. Me:I don't have fits. Richie:"Making sure Mayo (May-yo) and Yummy don't get hurt." Me:It's MAYO (My-oh) and YUMI!! Oh my gosh! Richie:Told ya. Me:Grr... *Back to the popping* Richie:"Relatives:Her parents" Well duh.Personality:Sarcastic but kind?What? Me:Hey,I'm sarcastic,but I'm kind. *We see some girl kicking the dumpster or something* Richie:*to the girl*Kick it.kick it,kick it,there you go.*to me* See,that's being sarcastic. Me:Yeah,so? *Back to the popping* *flips page* Richie:Age:18...Bloodtype:Who cares...Hobbies:Fishing?Is that a hobby? Me:Hey,I just put anything! Richie:"Hobbies:Fishing and finding rare animals" *the popping* Richie:He was monk? Me:Yeah,so? Richie:He's a young monk. Me:What,you want me to make him 20?30?40?80?20?Wait,I already said 20.oh well. Richie:It said that he was a wandering monk until he met Mayo(May-yo). Me:MAYO!!! (My-oh) Richie:Are you saying he retired or something? Me:NO!It means he stopped wandering after he met Mayo. Richie:Oh,so he was a stationary monk? Me:No! I mean yes! I mean sort of! Richie:So,where is this Mayo person? Me:The first page. Richie:Oh. *The popping* *I think he skipped a page,unless I just didn't see him go to the page because I didn't want people taking my bubblewrap lol* Richie:"Birthday:March 5th. Height:3'2'' " Perfect! Type:A mixture of a cat and a human?Do you know how that could be possible? Me:What do you mean? Richie:Think about it...She's half cat and half human.One of her parents had 9 lives. Me:Aw,eww,gee thanks a lot!That's nasty! Richie:Well you drew her!It's not my fault you put her in your sick and twisted manga story! Me:So...It didn't mean you had to tell me that!And my manga stories aren't sick and twisted!You never even read any!! Richie:So,what happened to her parents? Me: Uh...uh...they died? Richie:But one of them had 9 lives. Me:Well then it got hit by a car 9 times.Wait,there are no cars in that world!Then it got hit by a horse. Richie:Ok. *He starts reading again* Richie:"Hobbies:Chasing any small moving thing" I think I know what you mean by that. Me:What,she chases things like butterflies,bugs,mice,and stuff like that! Richie:What are they half human,half cat,and half butterfly? Me:No! Richie:Fine,how about quarter human,quarter cat,and quarter butterfly? Me:No! Richie:''Relatives:None.Personality:Curious and humble..." Well I could understand that.The curious part is the cat half and the humble part is the human half. Me:Yeah,so? *The popping* Richie:Of course she doesn't know about table manners!She's half cat! Me:Whatever. *Flips page* Richie:Taco! Me:TAKA!!! Richie:I know. Heh heh. *Bubble popping* Richie:Ha ha ha. Me:What? Richie:I like how you said he "accidentally" ends up doing peverted stuff. So,it's like "oops did I do that?" Me:No!I messed up.And anyway all he does is walk in Mayo's (My-oh) room while she's taking a bath or something. Richie:That's not peverted!Now that thing with the cat... Me:Eww stop!Don't remind me! Richie:That's what I call hentai.(not the porn type) Me:*pointing at Richie* Eww!Hentai,Hentai! (pervert,pervert!) Richie:Ha ha.This is fun.Just reading the profiles and then seeing the expression on your face after I say something about it. Me:No it's not! *Flips page* Richie:Mayo!(May-yo) Me:MAYO!!(My-oh) Richie:Just like in anime...their eyes are about 3 quarters the size of their faces. Me:Sh-Shut up! Richie:"Relatives:1 brother and her dad" It sounds like her brother is her dad."Type:Human...or so she thinks.Personality:A bit clumsey and sometimes simple minded..." Me:... Richie:Ooo,she has a dark secret. Me:Yeah,she's actually that Suzuki lady! *Alison comes back out* Alison:Hi Paulina. Me:Alison,Alison,Richie's being nasty!You know that picture of the cat girl I showed you before? Alison:Yeah. Me:Richie said that one of the parents did it with a cat. Alison:Eww Richie! Richie:Well it's true! Me:Well you didn't have to explain it! Alison:Yeah. *Looks at the sky* Me:Oh crap!I have to go to The house before I get in trouble!Ok bye guys! *Then I leave*

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