Saturday, February 5, 2005

   feh
i am not going to be around as much, probably to your happiness...

anyway, I'll tell you why laterthank you!
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Thursday, February 3, 2005

   I"M BORED
yeah I AM SO GODDAMN BORED~~~~~ T.T so here
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)thank you!
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   random crap


yo. for now, I will not be doing the "story things" just talking! =^_^= so what's up?

lol not much here, but in gym yesterday, we were playing volleyball and some girl threw the ball. it hit some girl in the head...

hrm...and today in american literature I answered a question the teacher asked about the declaration of sentiments, and the weirdo thought it was wrong, so she was arguing with me.

now I am listening to gackt talk about random shit in Japanese. we watched power rangers in japanese today (you gotta see it, it's SO FUNNY!!!!!! bwahahaha) any way, here's hopin Naruto's next! :D



love! <3thank you!
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Tuesday, February 1, 2005

   poor NIGHT


my poor best friend is sick....(T.T) NIGHT is really sick they had to take lots of blood from her...I'm really worried; she's always sick. here, DJ, get better!!!!!!!! Ok?!

Sanzo: she's always sick

Sasaya: I know

Goku: poor thing

Hakkai: should I try to heal her?

Gojyou: I don't think she would like you touching her...

Hakkai: like you're one to talk.

Sasaya: sigh...there's nothing we can do for her either...

Sanzo: why is she always sick?

Goku: She doesn't eat enough!

Gojyou: -.- just because someone doesn't eat as much as you does not mean they don't eat enough

Sanzo: there's no point in loving anything; it only goes away in the end

Sasaya: that's destiny.

Goku: But we can change destiny!

Sasaya: yep! now, let's let NIGHT get her rest

DJ T(aka NIGHT): thank you...T.Tthank you!
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   me no gustan los taquitos y los burritos y los Dorritos!
hi y'all. I am so freaking...ugh, I just feel retarded. but anyway

here's another story thingie mabob

DJ T: Oi, tell Satoshi I got some of his mail

Sasaya: ok, I'll tell him

**Sasaya calls Satoshi**

Satoshi: what do you want?

Sasaya: DJ T has some of your mail

Satoshi: Oh. k.

Sasaya: yes...>.>

Satoshi: bye **hangs up**

...later...

Sanzo: **flips through Sasaya's cell phone**

Sasaya: May I help you?

Sanzo: who did you call?

Sasaya: I called Satoshi for DJ T.

Sanzo: uh huh. quit lying.

Sasaya: who's lying? why, do you want a date :D?

Sanzo: I can't, it's against Buddhism

Sasaya: you ignore every other law of Buddhism

Sanzo: but I'm not gay

Sasaya: well, then go out on a date with me!

Sanzo: what about Luis?

DJ T: **pops up** who?

Sanzo: never mindthank you!
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Monday, January 31, 2005

   I am chewin' gum
hello all. I feel like doing yet another of those damn story things... XD even tho I'm wiped

Sasaya: I'm sleepy~

Sanzo: Then go to sleep.

Sasaya: hey, I'm at school, so I can't!

Sanzo: then what was that you were doing in Japanese?

Sasaya: uhhh...dreaming about you my love?

Sanzo: dreaming?

Sasaya: you can be such a dick.

Sanzo: yup.

Sasaya: Ugh. I need a boyfriend.

Sanzo:... Uh,....?

Sasaya: you're only a figmint of someone's imaginiation who, were you really real, I would date in a split second. But, since you are not really real, I can only dream

Sanzo: stop chewing that gum it's nasty. thank you!
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Sunday, January 30, 2005

   dude
ok there's a pretty picture. I'm really bored right now, so I'ma try to do what NIGHT does, it sounds fun. yes, I'm copying, her, but I'm sleepy so bleah :-P anyway...

Sasaya: you look good with glasses.

Sanzo: shut the f*ck up, I don't care.

Sasaya: my dad had that stupid lasik eye surgery and is always bragging about how well he can see. always with a competition, like at the restaraunt, bragging he could see a sign better than me.

Sanzo: I don't care.

Sasaya: I KNOW! That's how I was too. 'I don't care,' I thought. ugh, he's such a jerk

Sanzo: shut up, you idiot.

Sasaya: whaa? I can change I swear it.

Sanzo: no you can't.

Sasaya: screw you!

Sanzo: ok maybe you can. now shut up and bring me a beer.

Sasaya: drinking is bad for you.

Sanzo: yes it is now get me a f*cking beer

Sasaya: Ok, ok. so, do you remember your "first time"

Sanzo: first time...?

Sasaya: -.- losing your virginity

Sanzo: oh. ...

Sasaya: well do you?

Sanzo: ...

Sasaya: GASP! you are still a virgin? **snickers**thank you!
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Saturday, January 29, 2005

   uh oh
uh oh, NIGHT is going to be really mad. i did this just to see what would happen

Your D.N.Angel best match is... by dannik
Name:
Your best match:	Satoshi
Quiz created with MemeGen!

thank you!
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   it's a long one

You don't like to talk, which is going to make it
extremely tough for them to know you. They're
not going to not like you, but right now,
you're just too quite. You're way too quite for
them to trust you right now. Please rate and
message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part 1 (for girls)With pic...b/c I know you like them!
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They really like you, but your slowly gaining thier
trust. All I have to say is keep it up! Please
rate and message!


Bonding with th Saiyuki characters- part two! (for girls) Yet again with pics b/c they're nice!
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They like you....but say something!!! Ya know
what?! I don't care anymore! I give up! Go
ahead! Don't say anything! But you won't get
that muffin (you:ok...I'll say a few things
that's it) That's more like it. ^_^ Please rate
and message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part three (for girls) With pics
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They like you a lot! You're that bubbly, sweet 18
year old that they love! They trust you fully
now! And they couldn't be happier with you! But
what's so mysterious about that girl? Please
rate and message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part 4 (for girls) and of course pics
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You don't say anything, and Sanzo likes that, but
the others want you to loosen up and have fun.
They like you, but think you're kinda boring.
Please rate and message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part 5 (With pics)
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They love ya! (In the best friend way) They know
you're a shy person and you're coming out of
your shell and they respect you for that! They
know the outcome of you coming completely out
of your shell is going to pay off in your
friendship. Please rate and message!


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-Part 6
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You're quite and now they're really afraid of you
now that you've shown them a fraction of your
ruthless power. Please rate and message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-Part 7
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They love ya! But they're a little concerned now
that something's happening to you. Please rate
and message


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part 8
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You don't like to talk, but now they can see that
you care about them and are glad you're okay


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-Part 9 (for girls) (I think......*think for a little bit* yup part 9)
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You say almost nothing, but sometimes your thoughts
are reassuring. Just speak up more. What's
happening now?


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-part 10 (for girls)
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They love ya! And you love them! Yay! You're really
good friends! Hurray! (They looked so cuddly as
animals except Gjyo because he was a frog)


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters part 11 (for girls)
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It seems you don't care what happens and that's not
very nice but Sanzo couldn't give a shit, but
the others are nicer than that. Just care more!


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters-Part 12 (for girls)
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you don't care at all anymore do ya...oh well, they
still like ya though (They're used to people
not caring *cough*Sanzo*cough*)


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters part 13~*thinks* Man, I'm hungry
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The first part of that was kind of pointless. But
where are you? Who's that guy? And Why was I so
hyper!?!


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters ~part 14
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I think Sanzo is going to be the one to figure this
dude's plan out first.


Bonding with the Saiyuki characters (part 15, I think...it's summer time, I'm not obligated to think)
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thank you!
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Friday, January 28, 2005

   OK NIGHT I"M SORRY
Dear NIGHT:

tonight you are unusually sensitive, but I do not want you to break up with Satoshi, ok? ignore what I said, you know I'm a moron. hrmmm what can I give her to make it up?thank you!
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