Sunday, August 12, 2007

   Wise men say...
Damn. I'm probably the worst person ever. Seriously.

Wow, this takes guts: I remember watching 48 Hours Mystery (or whatever) and there were these sisters, 22 and 16.

They got kidnapped or something, and they wound up in this house. The "bad guy" said, "who wants to get raped?"

And the older girl offered herself to save her sister. It sounds cool to be able to say "yeah I could do that, of course I would" sort of thing, but when it comes down to it, when you're actually in that real life position, it's 1000 times harder.

No offense, guys, but I think rapists should be castrated. And the female rapists should have a cork plugged up their "hole" permanently. And child rapists should just out and out die.

Too much? perhaps. But there's a LOT of crap. Like, this priest tried to have sex with a 9 month old BABY. A BABY. Not only is that entirely SICK and WRONG and EVIL, but it could quite easily KILL the child.

but anyway. ^^

Uhm...

oh yeah, my sister is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! xD

She was talking about her grandma's house (1 block from mine ^^) after I told her this chick said it was cool looking.

She said, "WHAT? This house looks like a damn gay prison. It's pink, has bars on the windows and a concrete fence. AND IT'S GOT A GODDAMN PLASTIC DEER IN THE FRONT!!!" xD

Also, she was talking about how mean my dad is. "He always mumbles, I can't understand a thing he says!!! Then he yells at YOU to speak up when you talk just normal. But then, in a restaraunt, he talks so damn loud everyone in the place can hear what he's saying."

ROFL I love that girl so damn much. I guess it's funnier if she says it; she's funny.

Once, she and I were playing around. She had REALLY long hair back then (always braided). We were playing and I tied her hair to a ladder. When she got free and ahold of me, she hit me with her plastic ruler. xD then it broke, into THREE pieces!!!!!

But she taped it back together. she did a good job too. I asked her why she didn't just buy a new one. She looked at me all angry and said, "Why do you think???? I'M A POOR MEXICAN!!!"

xD she's not all Mexican; she's got a bit of Native American and German in there too. She thinks she's got some Asian, too, because she looks damn Asian...She looked more like it, though, when she was a baby.

Me, I'm mostly English/British on my dad's side, and mostly German (with some Polish, Swiss, Austrian, and other Germanic) on my mom's side. But I think I have some other stuff, like at least 1 person was a Native American and whoever else slipped in after all the years this family's bloodlines have been in America.

I asked my mom what side I resemble more, and she said the English side. Which would be my dad's. I guess it's a good thing. I can totally picture me looking like a fat German with blonde pigtails and liederhosen...holding 2 huge mugs of beer

**shudders**

What sort of heritage do you have, aside from your citizenship?thank you!
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