Friday, February 22, 2008

   argh get off of me, you're crushing my uterus!!!!!!
so last night, I went and hung out with Zack, Chris, and Ken for a while. We played our own various video games (mine was Sims), and then Ken, Chris, and I went to Chipotle.

Yummy burrito for starving me.

Once we had delcious sustinence, we went to 7-11 and bought beer. yeah, it's fucking disgusting, but whatever. We took all that up to ken's room to enjoy. My food was great, but my throat was hurting and ears popping and fucking hurting like a bitch. I only managed one beer.

We played Wii Super Mario Party 8. soooooo boring, oh my GOD. It was so boring. I hate video games, except Super Nintendo Super Mario Bros., Rock Band, Guitar Hero, and Sims. but it was fun hanging out with them; i like those guys.

I only had one beer, but Zack got really drunk, Chris and Ken got mildly drunk. Hilarious.

Once we were done with Mario Party, we went downstairs and played pool for a while. Chris bought MORE alchy -Mike's Hard- and I had a bottle because it is delicious soda-booze. He got really drunk off of it.

Also, I sodomized Chris in the ass with a pool cue. xDDD he then attacked me. And I poked Derek with the cue in the tummy twice when he wasn't looking. He looked up at me and asked whether I did it with the cue or my finger. I looked at him and said, "with my dick" the first time, then the second time he asked, "was that your dick again?"

but my head and ears were in misery, and I couldn't hear, so I thought he said "stick." I responded "Nooo. wait yeah." xDDD he then called me "drunk." which I was NOT.

When he, Chris, and I were playing pool, I was going to poke Derek, but he caught me, so I smiled at him like I've been known to, and he cracked up laughing. I asked, "whaaat?" in a girlish voice. He laughed, "you are SO innocent, you know that?"

Now, that offends me because Ken and Chris often call me Loli-jailbait, so I huffily asked what he meant. He just said I make a "perfect innocent-face."

xD They went to bed at about 3, then Chris threw up and I watched TV. We hung out, went back to his room, found Zack, played video games. I was bored by the video games, so I watched and fell in love with Jacob (Chris's roommate)'s hamster. It's so fucking adorable. and it loves me because I gave it a carrot.

Chris sat in my lap for a while (he tried to pick me up but because he is a skinny fucker, and I am heavier than I look), and I said, "I'm a human beanbag!" so he layed down and squished me >_<

I yelled, "OW!!! Fuck!!! get off of me, you're crushing my uterus!" and he burst out laughing because, well, I'm not sure why. but then I got tired and went to bed.

But I think this uterus-crushing business has a purpose. I was exactly on time. Need to remember to track this one.

My baby maker is funtioning perfectly, but is luckily baby-free. for now >_>

I'm going to buy a gerbil. maybe.

=( oh but I think Antonio is mad at me...i feel really bad...thank you!
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