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Tuesday, April 19, 2005


   DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!
SASAYA
Sasaya: so freakin hot today...makes me ANGRY~

Shigure
Shigure: Well, no wonder. a black hat?

sasaya
Sasaya: well, I didn't want to get Sunburned...

Shigure
Shigure: so why didn't you use Sunscreen?

Sasaya
Sasaya: it smells funny

Shigure
Shigure: smell funny or get skin cancer, your choice

**ten minutes later after awkward silence**

NIGHT"
NIGHT. :SASAYA YOU WHORE

sasaya
Sasaya: What are you talking about?

NIGHT
NIGHT.:She slept around like a dog and now she's knocked up. Ah, what have I always told her? KEEP YOUR PANTS ON SLUT! that's what I said, but did she listen? Noooo~! What's she gonna do? there's nothing for her?! she can't even be in our band! swell, it's her fault. I can't believe my best friend is a SLUT! SLUT!!!!!!!

Shigure
Shigure: Ah, you worry too much. She's not pregnant.

Sasaya
Sasaya: Actually, Shigure...I...am going to be a mother

Shigure
Shigure: ...what...?

NIGHT
NIGHT.:Shigure, you'd better take responsibility of your actions!

Sasaya
Sasaya: Just kidding! I'm not going to have kids till I'm AT LEAST 21!

Shigure
Shigure: It's not your problem, so butt out NIGHT.!!!!

NIGHT
NIGHT.: It's my problem because Sasaya's like my sister, even if she DID mess her whole entire life up!

Sasaya
Sasaya: hey...I just said I'm not pregnant

Shigure
Shigure: "mess up her entire life"? I will take care of her! You act like I'm an irresponisble adult or something!!!!

NIGHT
NIGHT.: Shigure, you ARE an irresponsible adult

Shigure
Shigure: No I'm NOT!


Sasaya
Sasaya: Hey, guys. Don't fight. I just said there's no worry of it. It's impossible!


NIGHT
NIGHT.: yes you are. Remember?

Remember this?
Remember this?

and this?
And this?

this too
This too!

oh, and this
Oh, and this.

Don't forget...

Shigure
Shigure: Ok, I think you've made your case. Ah, Mustang's so lucky. He can't get any, so he doesn't have to worry.

Sasaya
Sasaya: NEITHER DO WE, MORON!!!


NIGHT
NIGHT.: Of course he doesn't. I'm not a slut like Sasaya.

Sasaya
Sasaya: HEY!

NIGHT
NIGHT.:What now?

Sasaya
Sasaya: I've been TRYING to tell you that I'm NOT GOING TO BE A MOTHER ANY TIME SOON!!!

NIGHT
NIGHT: WHAT?!!!!

Shigure
Shigure: Why didn't you say so sooner?!

Sasaya
Sasaya: I can't help it if you don't listen

Shigure
Shigure: I'm relieved but I still wanna wring your neck

NIGHT
NIGHT: SASAYA YOU IDIOT!!!!!

Yuki...?
END!!!!!!!!!!!!thank you!

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