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Saturday, July 16, 2005


   what the...


oh dear. as to my posts from the other day, I thank you guys for your support and ...constructive critism. **smiles**


and btw, I'm more worried than mad at my mom now because of her freakouts. they're getting more and more frequent, and unpredictable. she'll yell at NOTHING, and rant at me. she'll be in a good mood, then bitch me out.

maybe it's just the heat (let's hope) but I hope she's ok. i feel like something's wrong, and she won't tell me what it is. I'm worried

"A friend tells you what you want to hear; a real friend tells you what you need to hear"

you all know what 1-900-NUM-BERS are, right? (if not, it's ...naughty... phonelines, aka prostitution)

yeah. so, there's the newspaper around town (hell, it's everywhere) that is free and it has a lot of ads for dating, phone sex, hookers, and other stuff. you know, a "hookup" paper. actually, my parents met through it, when it was less slutty. I hope.

yeah, I grab them by the gross and use them to line my bunny's cage when I clean it. he just pisses on them, so if it's paper, I'll grab it (I once scared my dad when I grabbed a Gay paper, LOL)

so yeah. I'm cleaning my rabbit's cage today and put one of those in it. I moved it to have a less pornographic picture on top, and saw the ads.

i read some of them, most were stupid, along the lines of:
"Hot, sex E blonde
I'm hot,thin, 18 and I'll do NEthing 2 u! *hearts**
5'7" 115 lbs 36 DD chest"

fails to mention how desparate they must be to put an ad in that. and seriously, if someone is 5'7" and weighs 115 pounds and their chest is THAT big, they'd be like a stick with boobs.

but the best one was along the lines of my sample, but it described the girl as "classy" and "naughty" what the heck? you can't be classy and prostitute themselves
funny, though.



raccoons with domestic problems...weirdest thing ever...they'll kill me because I threw water balloons at them.

if I die, I'll give anyone who comments a body part. what part would YOU like?
thank you!

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