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Monday, June 12, 2006


   stupidhead
hrm...nothing really to say...headache because the emo self-loathing, everybody-loathing, not wanna do suicide but still make the voices STFU, thing is back and DRIVING ME THE FUCK INSANE!!!!!!!

sorry...I have a big long rant on this, but i don't wanna write it, cos then i'll just get depressed like i was earlier. yay me -.-

anyway! funny story, funny story, TRUE story.

...ah, if only i could remember one?

Ok-ok!! here's one about my "beloved" (read: dispised) cousin, Sean!

He's pretty dumb, right, like maybe he was dropped on his head as a baby? like, not to be mean, Retarded. But in other ways, he's smart. He's good at manipulating people, i guess.

Once, we were picking apples at our aunt's house, when he broke the thingy, ran inside, and blamed it on me. (What??) of course, he can do NO wrong in the eyes of my aunt, unless it's something of HERS he's breaking. even when he hit me in the eye witha golf-club did she not reprimand him, but praise him "he aplogized right away!" (he didn't, really, only until i cussed the hell out of him and my aunt started to yell)

But ANYWAY! this story makes me laugh, have i told it to you? it comes first-hand from my beloved cousin, Carrie :)

Sean is 12. I think. Anyway, at Aunt Kay's house, he set up Internet without telling Kay. He had it for 2 months, and when Kay got the bill, she basically was like "WHAAAAAAAAAAT??"

on to the next matter of business, Sean wanted a credit card, but he (thankfully) doesn't know his Social Security Number. So, on the application, what does he do but MAKE UP A SSN? lol

Naturally, the card got denied, but the best part is: He CALLED the Credit Card Company to ask WHY his credit card application (fake SSN and all) was denied

XD that kid...always a barrel of laughsthank you!

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