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Sunday, January 14, 2007


  
Me and Riku are sowee we didnt finish that...we had to go out to eat with my moms bf and after that it was to late to get back on =3 anyways i had ta go to my dads house thats why i didnt put anymore posty-thingys up =3 my day has gone like this so far:
:Home-Me: ZOMG MY RIKU PICS PRINTED! AND...I..GOT....3 OF THEM!!!WWHHHOOOOOOTTTTT-WWWHHHOOOTTT!
Riku:*stares* you....you printed pics of me?? i feel so....exposed....*covers self up with blanket*
Me:awww thats okie *hugs* i printed them so when your not here i can still look at you xD, besides your dressed so your NOT exposed.....
Riku: ......um....when im not here?
Me:my friend has been trying to talk me into letting her "borrow" you
Riku: *looks around* st....stalker!!!! ZOMG THAT MEANS SHES....eewww "borrow?
Me: not like that you idiot!!! *hits him over the head with a magazine* BAD RIKU BAD!!
Riku: im sowie! *puppy face*
Me: no, dont even give me that....what are you doing?
Riku:marking my territory
Me: DONT do that in HERE,you do that in a BATHROOM ya nasty
Riku: *giggles* hehehe
Me: wh...what?
Riku: you gave me a naughty idea
Me: whatvever it is,dont do it,dont say it
Riku: *jumps around like a little school girl* then...ILL WRITE IT IN MY DIARY!
Me:*stares* wtf....what is wrong with you
Riku: well...im paranoid *rambles on and on about his many disorders*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~4hrs later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me:im bored,what am i gonna do later?
Riku: ZOMG I KNOW,I KNOW WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO LATERS!
Me:what are we gonna do laters?
Riku: WE ARE GONNA PAINT OUR NAILS AND TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!!
Me:dude...what are you smoking?
Riku:smoking? what is this so called smoking?
Me: *hits forehead* you FREAKING IDIOT
Riku: DONT YELL AT ME!
Me: WELL DONT BE AN IDIOT!
Riku & Me: *crys* IM SOWIE!!! *hug*
Aki: *knocks on the door* IM HERE!!!
Me & Riku: SHUTUP MOM IS SLEEPING!
Aki: oh...
Me: where is Gaara?
Aki: well..he tryed killing me............
Riku: Rock Lee?
Aki: *sighs* he is with Sakura
Me: Naruto?
Aki: uh...i thought you would ya'know..share Riku?
Me: ZOMG WTF MADE YOU THINK I WOULD SHARE MY BF,MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RIKU WITH YOU!?
Riku: YEA,WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT!? WHY WOULD I WANNA BE SHARED WITH ANYONE!!! *hugs Makura*
Me: YEA! *hugs riku back*
Riku & Me: AND IM NOT LETTING GO! HA!
Riku: NOW I CANT BE SHARED!
Me: NOW HE CANT AND WONT BE SHARED!!!!!!!!!!
Aki: o-k...i get it!!! jeesh wont even share Riku..maybe Sasuke would take time with me....
*calls Sasuke*
Sasuke: wha..who is this!?!?!?!?!WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER!?
Aki: uhh...this is Yokos phone....
Sasuke: oh...well what do you want
Aki:well..do you mind if your shared with me?
Sasuke: shared? what does that mean!? i dont comprende the shared-ae
Aki:uhhh nvm then!
Sasuke: *feetle position* what has this world come to? ppl want to be shared?? thats like..prostituion...does that mean...im a jiggilo??? *crys* I DONT WANNA BE A JIGGILO!!!! NEXT IM GONNA GET PAID FOR IT!
Yoko: dude thats what being a jiggilo is all about
besides...ANYONE WHO EVEN THINKS ABOUT TOUCHING MY SASUKE-BABY IS DEAD! I WILL SKIN THEM ALIVE,GUT THEM AND FEED THEM TO KAKASHI!!!ANY QUESTIONS!
Aki: y'know i think i should hang up now...*hangs up*
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