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Tuesday, August 10, 2004


Cold slither
The first few years of GI JOE were really amazing. It was a show that taught you important life lessons like that it was a bad idea to spray paint your bike in a garage without opening up the door and windows. Also that if you can't hit the bad guy with your laser, then run up and punch him. There are also fun science facts like how identical twins can feel each others pain, so punching one in the face will be effectively like punching both of them.

The joes also tackled such big issues as heavy metal hypnotizing kids into killing their parents or worshipping Satan (the almighty). Twas that which opened up my wallet to buy seven DVD's that encompasses the whole Joe season 1. Cold slither is by far the best GIJOE episode that I remember. Its on season 1 part 2 which was released a little bit ago. The dreadnoks form a heavy metal band with a hypnotic message that gets kids to join Cobra. Its an amazing song which I put the lyrics down for at the end of this post.


We're cold slither
You'll be joining us soon
A band of vipers
playing our tune

With an iron fist
and a reptitle hiss
we shall rule!

We're tired of words
We've heard it before
We're not gonna play the game no more

Don't tell us what's right
Don't tell us what's wrong
Too late to resist
Cause Cobra is strong


We're cold slither
Heavy metal machine
Through the eyes of a lizard
In you will dream

When the venom stings
A new order brings
our control

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