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Friday, December 7, 2007

Me and Kira were at school, and our friend Ricky comes up to me and says "Thumb war?" and of course I'm like "HELL YEAH!!" so then we do the whole intro thing...only HE say "one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate," and I start freaking out and wiping my hand off on Kira, and that is what led us to THIS discovery:

If Ricky masturbated, then shook my hand and transferred sperm (thats unlikely but bear with me), and then I masturbated, then I could get pregnant. But we then realized that the sperm die like...a day later, but if they can DIE, then that means they must've been alive. Which means, that men have babies, but since they don't have to have sex to make the babies, and sperm are a part of the guys DNA...MEN NOT ONLY HAVE BABIES BUT ARE ASEXUAL!!!


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