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Saturday, December 11, 2004
When the time comes, the earth will shake.
I'm almost positive none of you know what "the time" is. It is when the 2005 Zelda comes out. Zelda fans around the WORLD will stampede to the nearest video game outlet, stand in line for HOURS in the COLD (possibly), finally get in just to find there is ANOTHER line and when they get there, get the game, take it home, play it for about four days, beat it (Extreme fans- it'll only take you three), and get bored with it. They'll let it collect dust on the shelf, in the case, on the ground, wherever it is being kept. Five years later, something will spark their interst once again and they will beat it again. The process will repeat until the disc breaks or a parent sells it on E-bay(r) for three dollars (they lose money on that deal, it originally cost them $50). The child(ren) will come home from the university, college, community college, work at McDonald's, find the disc missing, claim it to be their favorite game and get very pissed at their parents. The parents, feeling bad, will buy them a new game, which is now out-dated anyway, and the child will beat it again. THE PROCESS NEVER ENDS.
My rant is done. Thank you for listening. Bye.
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