Saturday, October 16, 2004

   friggin' bored!
Ah, it's strange to be on the computer for as much as I have been these past few days. I'm usually only on it two or three times a week, or not at all if I'm busy. So why the sudden burst of posts on here and whatnot? the answer is quite simple.
I get migraines. Alot. And they're painful. Now for those of you eleven visitors to my sight who may not be aware of what migraines are, I shall elaborate for you. Migraines are genetically passed on forms of headaches. Only they're worse than headaches. And they happen whenever they want to happen.
So what does this, of all things, have to do with anything? Well ladies and gentlemen, I have been home for the past two days with one, and the TV has been not-working all day, and nobody is around for me to talk to. Worst of all, my mother is out of town, so I can't hang out with her or make cookies or anything. Andshe makes awesome chocolate-chip cookies. But alas! That is a story for another time.
Right now, with this afore-mentioned migraine, I have in my mind a most important superficial finding. I have discovered, upon shaving today for the first time in a month, that I look quite manly with my facial hair, and ridiculously feminine clean-shaven. Not that it's a bad thing, I'm just no longer used to it. Besides, with my long brown hair (past my shoulders) I'm already often mistaken for a girl. And so it is that I inform you, ladies and gentlemen, that I shall not be shaving very much anymore.
Now some may say, "Whoa now! Fifteen-year olds typically don't have much facial hair, if any!" Now looking at many my age, I certainly agree with you! However, I have the blessing/curse of looking much older than I am! This is good because, well, I enjoy it when people think I'm older than I am. Except for when they won;t let me do stuff I should be able to do, because they think I'm too old.
And of course, everyone enjoys child-like qualities. The hyper-activity, the naive-joy and unwavering trust, the classic sweet-tooth (which I know most of us will never lose), and many other aspects. Take my younger brother for instance. Though nearing the age of fourteen, his mental-disabilities allow him to retain much of that child-like innocence you would never expect to see from one his age. He is quite fun to be around, if a little annoying. It pains me that most people look down on him and treat him bad, because he has VCFS (simialar to Downs Syndrome), and isn't as smart as most kids his age. He's such a joyful perosn to know, yet so many people shun him for the very reason others (like myself) love him so much. I'm certain that all 11 of my visitors would love him as well, should they one day meet him.
Best of all, he can help me pick up chicks! I mean, I'm no pervert or anything, and I would never take advantage of him. But lots of girls seem to like the whole nice older brother thing. Unfortunately for me, my older brother is much better looking than I. Which means that he has an advantage over me with most women, him having the looks AND the kind older brother things going. Many times I have been hanging out with a girl I liked, when they have remarked upon seeing him, "Wow, your brother is hot!"
You see my distress, no? It can be a struggle, but lo, I am able to compensate, or at least cope. Somtimes ^_~ Might any of the ladies in the audience tonight be willing to join in a little audience participation (men may join in too!) ? Input would be most appreciated, but remember this is a light-hearted musing, unlike my previous entry, which I would of course expect you to take seriously! Unlike the dialogue manner which I am using right now, that is really quite fun to use. Try it sometime!
um...this is getting a little long winded...so, talk to you all later!

PS - remember to take it easy
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