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Thursday, November 11, 2004


What women want
Just to clarify, women love my cooking. Especially my mom's special recipe for chocolate chip cookies. The secret ingredient? Well that's love, damnit. Here's so commentary on them, courtesy of my band members:
"These cookies're better than sex! Are you Jesus?"
-Anthony, vocalist

"It's like there's weed in 'em, only...there isn't."
-Lance, guitarist (he's a stoner, so he loves his weed)

"If you were still in my class, I'd not fail you if you gave me a box of these and a $20."
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"....dude, these are good."
-Billy, guitarist

Just clearing that up; I know what that ladies like.

PS- the ladies seem to like gay guys as well. But I can't exactly use that to get girls, now can I? Don't worry gay guys, you're still my friends.

EDIT: Yes, I know that all those quotes are from men, however Anthony is quite feminine and to be honest with you, girls didn't say anything all that interesting. stuff like, "Yum!" and "I friggin' love these cookies!" Repetitive stuff like that.

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