Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Funny Halo 1-3 Quotes
Cortana: So have you got a plan to get out?
Master Chief: I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little.

When a Grunt gets stuck and runs towards teammates: "Look at what I found!"

. "It...DIES?" (When Master Chief is dead.)

"Can I have his helmet?" (When the Master Chief is dead.)

(When running away) Little people first!

We are the Champions!! We are the Champions (sung to the tune of the song, when you are killed.)

SHEILA!(Very rare even with IWHBYD.When you surprise a grunt and your in a scorpion tank.)

"Tell Mom I love her!"

"Arbiter, tell me a story."

(When you give a Grunt a heavy weapon): "Yeesssssssss, master. Give me precious, my precious!".

"I will love you, and pet you, and call you George."

"Me so cute, you give me gun!" (When afraid)

(When stared at) "Maybe me be sidekick, you know like Robin.

when stared at) "Hard to tell but me not Female."

I get his boots.(when you die)

“The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!”

"Merry Christmas..." when sleeping

(when throwing a plasma grenade) "Catch!"

. "Open up and say 'Aaah..'!"

"The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY- oh wait, it's the Arbiter."

Marine: I wonder if those aliens have insurance?

Sergeant Johnson: [if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Sergeant Johnson: [shooting him as Master Chief] Chief, you're supposed to set an example!

Sergeant Johnson: [shooting him as the Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass.

Sergeant Johnson: [shooting him as Master Chief] Do I look like an 8-foot blue alien monster?

Sgt. Johnson: [if the Master Chief dies] Ha ha very funny Chief!
[pause]
Sgt. Johnson: Uh Oh

Marine: Heh! I ran out of grenades and accidently threw my lunch.
[short pause]
Marine: It's true!

Marine: [after a player purposefully shoots his own man] Uhh... Chief, could you at least pretend to aim?

Marine: [during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?

Cortana: I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy.
The Master Chief: So, stay here.
Cortana: Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy.

Marine: [when a grenade kills an enemy] BAM!

Marine: Hey! Let's catch one and ride it!

Marine: [during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!

Marine: [while shooting an already-dead alien with shotgun] Look at me when I'm talking to you!

When stuck by grenade: "Not again!"

"Whose the man?!"

"Get up so I can do that again!!!"

When activating camouflage) "Pretty Pretty!"

"Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" (Said by Grunt when kamikazieng,)

. "Ding Dong! The demon's dead!" When you get killed

(Throwing grenade) "This one's for your momma!"

"Heres some candy!" (when throwing grenade)

How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?
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