Wednesday, February 28, 2007

last words part 2
Drink to me.

Last words of Pablo Picasso



I am about to -- or I am going to -- die; either expression is used.

Last words of Dominique Bouhours,
French grammarian



And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Oscar Wilde, sipping champagne on his deathbed



More light!

Last words of Goethe



Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.

Georges Danton, to his executioner



What is the answer?...

[Silence]

...In that case, what is the question?

Last words of Gertrude Stein



God will pardon me. It is his trade.

Last words of Heinrich Heine



They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

General Sedgewick, killed at the
Spotsylvania battle 1864, imprudently
looking over the parapet at the enemy lines



And now I am officially dead.

American politician, removed the oxygine-tube from his mouth.



Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Terry Kath, rock musician, played Russian roulette.



To many buttons to button and unbutton!

The last words of an illustrious unknown



"Waiting are they? Well let'em wait!"

When told by his doctors the angels were waiting for him.

General Mad Anthony Wayne



Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Oscar Wilde on his deathbed



Where did all these damn Indians come from?

General Custer :)



We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

The Optimist



For everything to be consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate.

Monsieur Meursault in "The Stranger"



"Such is life."

Ned Kelly



I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Che Guevara, facing his assassin



"Your time will come to follow me Jew"

Adolf Eichmann just before his execution. Said to Rafi Eitan the Mossad agent who captured him and brought him to Israel for trial.

"Gideon's Spies" by Gordon Thomas



Life's too short -- ride your best horse first.

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Monday, February 26, 2007

Last Words Part One
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Jim Harkins



Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle: "A truck!"

"Deep Thoughts"



And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Chris Hubbock, who shot
herself during a broadcast



I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp, american police,
finally accepting his brothers refusal
to believe in life after death



What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.

Pierre Simon de Laplace, french astronomer



Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Andrew Bradford, american book-publisher



I wonder why he shot me?

Huey P. Long,
governor in Louisiana, was murdered.



Give back everything to....

Peter the Great, Tsar of Russia



Shoot Walter! Shoot like it was the devil.

Wilhelm II, King of England,
to his hunting-partner who missed the deer.



"Why not, why not, why not."

"Why not?" and "Yeah."

The last words of Timothy Leary



Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Said to be the last words of Sir Isaac Newton



Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Last words of George Saunders



I drank what?

Said to be the last words of Socrates



Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

(The real) last words of Socrates



Don't disarrange my circles!

Last words of Archimedes [sp?]



Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

James Rodges, murderer, on his final
request before the firing squad



Go away... I'm alright.

Last words of H. G. Wells



...the fog is rising.

Last words of Emily Dickinson



Now comes the mystery.

Last words of Henry Ward Beecher



Friends applaud, the comedy is over.

Last words of Ludwig von Beethoven


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Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Shit List.

This will be one of the funniest things Ive ever linked to. Be warned, there is a lot of shit on this, literally. No pictures, just gross descriptions of types of poo.

I dont expect anyone to actually go and see it. But I laughed my ass off when I first read this.

Take care, Ive got a blizzard to prepare for.
John
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if y ou can raed tihs forwrad it.


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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Is it a bad thing when your feet show through your shoes?


I found a great little thing online the other day allow me to post it. IT WILL BE KINDA LONG, but worth the funny.


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After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget



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Monday, February 19, 2007

Well, I wont be getting as much back as I thought this year as far as my taxes go.

Less than 600 bucks, which is about 600 short of what I thought I was going to get. DAMNIT!

ON the other hand, its better than nothing. I just got to make monre money this year. DAMNIT!

Oh well, take care, I dont want to bitch about it too much.

Adios
John
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Sunday, February 18, 2007

New theme to celebrate Naruto getting out of filler.
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Friday, February 16, 2007

Someguy wont read this so Im just going to call him a canuck bastard who takes cheap shots. THATS RIGHT I SAID IT. And so you know, I read all of almost every damn post you put up there damnit.

I dont really know what to say today, because nothing new is really happening. Just that the bastards of Anime FF F'n retards just threatened to Sue Adam and TheOtaku. So fuck them and the horses they rode in on, is about all I can say.

My brother bought a Zangetsu, about 50 inches long. Its really cool.

NARUTO FILLER IS OVER. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN NOW AIRING ON BITTORRENT CLIENTS AND YOUTUBES EVERYWHERE. Im just excited abou it all.

Take care everyone, except Someguy, who probably hates me now for calling him a canuck bastard for the third time today. KIDDING OF COURSE.

later
John
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

OK, heres whats been going on.

My tax appointment is in a week. So money coming in soon. Then the settlement is coming soon also, so money is coming soon. Then My Wii.

LOST IS AWESOME, WATCH IT!

Mimmi: As soon as I can get some free time and someone to take them, photos of the Kimono will be up, I cant promise an exact date though.

Driving the bus this week SUCKS, bad traffic, snow, and people are stupid when trying to figure out how to drive in inclement weather again. Tip for you youngens learning how to drive in snow, go slow, but dont IDLE, 35 is safe in roads covered in snow about 2-4 inches deep. Deeper than that, dont drive, stay home, read a book, watch TV and have a fire.

More later, Ive got to go home and watch LOST now
John
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Short update. this all possible because of my PSP!

official update soon
John

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