Friday, July 23, 2004

   I'M BACK
I just got from my friend matt3402's house about an hour ago. Then he stayed at my house and we messed around on the computer. And while I was at his house, we made a website. It isn't quite finished, but you can still go to it. All it has now is music you can put on your site and links to theOtaku.
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   GREEN PERSIMINOME JUICE- by Jerry Clower
Several people have asked about Marcel Ledbetter, my closest friend and lifelong companion, that took a light weight Ma color chainsaw and ran everybody out of a beer joint.
Now I have talked to the Macolor chainsaw people, and they recomend and I recomend that you do not use a chainsaw in that fashoin!
And after he had gone and run everybody out of the beer joint, he tied them onto his truck to make some holosters for himself.
You know, he didn;t have no cab on his truck, and his head sat about 6six inches above the windsheind. And Marcel never wore anything other than a pair of overalls. Nothing else. And he would keep the top buttom buttoned if it was kinda cool weather, but if was scalding, he just let them flop. Just let them flop.
Now, to tell you about the trouble Marcel got into, he and his younger brother Claud, snuck into the East Fort church one morning, and poared out all of the grape juice in the commuin bottles.And replaced it with green persimone juice.
The next Lords day, they served the lords supper. And everyone pertook.
And the preacher stood up and said "as now is our custom, we will sing a song and leave.
and everybody had to stand and whistle the closing hynm!
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   SIMPLE GIFTS

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Thursday, July 22, 2004

   MY FRIEND
My friend came over today! He just left actually. And we made him a myOtaku site. His name is matt3402.
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   KITTY HAD TO TAKE A BATH IN WATER
Last night, mom, puss007, and I gave our cat Patches a bath in the tub with water. She cried the whole time. But we hadto. The vet said that since she is overweight, she can't clean her back very well, so her fur became greasy, and she has a bad dander problem. So now we have to wash her with a special shampoo.
I decided not to do a Jerry Clower story today, but there will be one tomorrow for sure.
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   STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

   MY FRIENDS BACK!!!
My friend Matthew came back from Penn. yesterday. And my mom said that if his parents let him, he can go swimming with us tommorow! Then maybe he can come over to my house and I can help him get his own myOtaku site.


The kitties had to go to the vet today.Patches(the normal cat) was very sweet to the vet. Mindy(the psycho cat, which just so happens to be my cat) was a total disaster. The vet wasn't even able to get her temperature! He was barely able to give her the shot. Mom said that if Mindy ever came down with any serios desiese, the vets will have to give her some sleeping gas JUST to examine her.
Mom also said that whenever we take her somwhere she;s always an embaresment. And I agree.
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   AIRPLANE TRIP-by Jerry Clowel
First, I just wanted to say sorry for not making it to everybodys sites yesterday. My mom turned the computer off and wuoldn't let me turn it back on

Also, these stories ARE NOT mine. They belong to Jerry Clowel, who is a male. My name is Sarah, and I am a female.
Now, on with the story!

Now, I got a phone call from a man in the cattle feeding company, asking me to come out to their meeting to speak to them. So I said I would and my Mama and I rode out there in one of those Delta Jets. And it was one of the finest trips I've ever been on.
Now, I've been talkin about the hairdo's of some of the young men, but you all should have seen the hairdo of one of them ladies on the plane.
Now she had her hair whooped around her right, and she was completly blind in her right eye. And then, she had 3 strands of hair hanging down her left.
And she was a stepping real high like a blind cattle man on a brand new mule.
And I said to her,"Miss, if you don't get that there hair out of your face, and see where you're going, you're going to scald some one with that hot coffee."
Also, there ain't no sense in them wearing those dresses as short as they do. But as long as they stood straight and walked straight and normal, it was alright.
But when they up to get a piilow, off that overhaed there, there ain't no sense in that.
And after that lady reached up to get that first pillow, I was the only man that did not ask for a pillow.
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   FRIENDS THEME

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

   THE HEADLESS MAN-by Jerry Clowel
Now, imbetween the church, the schoolhouse, and the town, is a creek. And it is said that the headless man lives there.
And one night, my brother Sonny and I were at the school playing some ball.We had the horse with us, and darkness just crept up on us.
So we got on the horse, with Sonny in the front, and me in the back. And he said,"Now Jerry, when we get to the bridge over the creek, I'm going to lay this wipon this horse, so you had better hold on tight."
I told him I would, and I turned my baseball cap so that the bill was behind me, and we started ridding.
And Sonny did exactly what he said he was going to do, and when he laid that whip to that horse, it took off so fast that my head snapped back and the bill of my hat caught my shirt. But I thought it was the headless man had gotten me.
AH, HE'S GOT ME! HE'S GOT ME! THE HEADLESS MANS GOT ME! I yelled. And we ran that horse all the way home with me yellin thinkin the headless man had me.
And when we finally got home, Mama come out and said "What in th world has happened to you two?
"The headless man has got Mama," I said. "Now what are you talking about?" she asked me.
I reached around to my neck."The headless man, I mean my base ball cap has got a hold of me"
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