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Wednesday, July 21, 2004


   AIRPLANE TRIP-by Jerry Clowel
First, I just wanted to say sorry for not making it to everybodys sites yesterday. My mom turned the computer off and wuoldn't let me turn it back on

Also, these stories ARE NOT mine. They belong to Jerry Clowel, who is a male. My name is Sarah, and I am a female.
Now, on with the story!

Now, I got a phone call from a man in the cattle feeding company, asking me to come out to their meeting to speak to them. So I said I would and my Mama and I rode out there in one of those Delta Jets. And it was one of the finest trips I've ever been on.
Now, I've been talkin about the hairdo's of some of the young men, but you all should have seen the hairdo of one of them ladies on the plane.
Now she had her hair whooped around her right, and she was completly blind in her right eye. And then, she had 3 strands of hair hanging down her left.
And she was a stepping real high like a blind cattle man on a brand new mule.
And I said to her,"Miss, if you don't get that there hair out of your face, and see where you're going, you're going to scald some one with that hot coffee."
Also, there ain't no sense in them wearing those dresses as short as they do. But as long as they stood straight and walked straight and normal, it was alright.
But when they up to get a piilow, off that overhaed there, there ain't no sense in that.
And after that lady reached up to get that first pillow, I was the only man that did not ask for a pillow.

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