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Friday, July 23, 2004
GREEN PERSIMINOME JUICE- by Jerry Clower
Several people have asked about Marcel Ledbetter, my closest friend and lifelong companion, that took a light weight Ma color chainsaw and ran everybody out of a beer joint.
Now I have talked to the Macolor chainsaw people, and they recomend and I recomend that you do not use a chainsaw in that fashoin!
And after he had gone and run everybody out of the beer joint, he tied them onto his truck to make some holosters for himself.
You know, he didn;t have no cab on his truck, and his head sat about 6six inches above the windsheind. And Marcel never wore anything other than a pair of overalls. Nothing else. And he would keep the top buttom buttoned if it was kinda cool weather, but if was scalding, he just let them flop. Just let them flop.
Now, to tell you about the trouble Marcel got into, he and his younger brother Claud, snuck into the East Fort church one morning, and poared out all of the grape juice in the commuin bottles.And replaced it with green persimone juice.
The next Lords day, they served the lords supper. And everyone pertook.
And the preacher stood up and said "as now is our custom, we will sing a song and leave.
and everybody had to stand and whistle the closing hynm!
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