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Thursday, May 11, 2006


w00t
today, my friend broke up with me. And I couldn't be happier. Why? Because this friend is a parasite of sorts; someone who leeches off of people for anything they can get-mangas [she has my 11 volumes of Gravitation], CDs [she has my sailor moon soundtracks], clothes, money, but mostly attention. And attention at any lengths-generally this means acting like we all hate her, crying at the slightest comment [as in "hey..is your shirt on backwards?" "YOU HATE ME!"]. Today, me and said friend got in an argument. It was a bit like so...
Her: Do you like my new drawing?
Me: Its cute
Her: You hate it, don't you?
Me: No. its just that, if I point out anything were you could improve, you would eat my face off. You don't take contructive criticism. You don't even take polite comments, you just want people to fake orgasms over your drawings.
Her: Fine, then go ahead and criticize me.
Me: Okay...You have eyebrow dandruff, [some other things to the effect of 'you're just not someone fun to hang out with']
Her: I'm sick of being treated like a doormat.
Me: Then do something about it.
Her: Fine! You're not my friend anymore.
Me: Congratulations! You're one step closer to actual asseritiveness.
So, looking back, maybe I was a little harsh. But..FOUR YEARS OF BEING HER MOTHER! FOUR FREAKING YEARS!
When i got home, I did a happy little dance around my bedroom. I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

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