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Saturday, February 26, 2005


   Bite me!
My Day:

I was asleep, dreaming about a dog gnawing a man's leg off, when, all of a sudden, there was this loud bang and a tremendous force shook my house! I shot up in bed, and looked around the room. Nothing appeared disturbed...But all was not as it seemed!

I wanted to make sure everything was alright, so I ran out of the room into the next: La Sala.

Now, deep in the base, I stealthily sneaked towards the coffee table, for I needed the great remote control of world domination. But just as I neared it, the Elite Shinobi crashed through my window and barged through the door. I was surrounded, and I no longer had stealth on my side. Having nowhere to run, and no other resort, I had to fight. I took my stance and readied my hand upon the hilt of my katana. They advanced! Unsheathed, my blade was swift. But, alas, there were too many of them! For every shinobi taken down, five took its place!

I needed backup, desperately. This time, I was serious. Backflipping to avoid a serious blow, I spoke into my hi-tech watch, and out of the earth emerged my giant mecha. And, oh, how it shined! Somehow, I got into it and stepped on all the shinobi. They went squish. Then, I shifted into reverse. While doing so, I accidentally hit a pedestrian who was crossing the street. He was a smelly one, he was. But this was no ordinary pedestrian! It was Captain Crunch! Crap! Now the French will rebel against me and my country (Please, any French people, please don't take offense. I'm a little hyper cuz of a piggy cookie I ate.)! Knowing so, I jumped out of the mecha and burned it to the ground. Then I did the dance of Bloohgidy Blorg. It was a fine dance indeed. Then Kuroneko-sama fell from the sky and onto my head, saying "Nyao" in the process. It was awesome.

My REAL Day:

I went to the mall and did stuff. The end.

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