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Saturday, March 5, 2005

Eventful Friday


Oh, dude! You missed it! On Friday, my friend T.K. totally humiliated this Russian kid at our school. Ok, T.K.'s this petite black girl, who has the largest natural breasts on Earth. You won't find a larger bust size.

Anyway, me T.K. and Scott (he's bisextual) we're messing around. Our school's a small ghetto private school in D.C. No joke. And then, T.K. purposely leaned back so I'd have to hold onto her, while her body was basically limp, and I was holding her up. This was in between classes.

We have like a fifteen minute break from 10:45 to 11:00. And then Scott used his foot to spread T.K.'s legs apart. And then picked her legs up, and then just for fun I followed his lead, and we started swinging her around. Don't worry. We weren't trying to molest her or anything like that.

Then she was all, like: "Ah! Put me down!" So, we set her down, and then that caucasian pervert Illya stuck the handheld vaccum cleaner in her crotch area. Illya's like literally causcasian.

He was born in the Caucasus Mountains in Russia. After that, T.K. went ballistic. She got and started yelling at him. And then, the entire commons went quite.

(The commons is the public school equivalent of a cafeteria.) And we just watched and listened. It was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen at Parkmont before. It was morally wrong, but it was exciting.

Oh, and that asshole, Norman, a fat black kid who thinks the U.S. government invented AIDS, went around broadcasting it to everyone, and laughed about it like it was some hilarious practical joke. It's kids like that, I wish I could beat the snot out of from time to time. Anyway, that was my Friday. So, I'll talk to you later. Cya!

Thanx for reading
Sephistrife15


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