Sunday, November 21, 2004

   HOW CAN...?
How can, by any means of vision health, my father play Spider Solitaire for three hours straight? XD

Itachi: 0o... Wow...

Sasuke: *playing the Card-In-Hat game* *toss* *miss* Damn. *again* Damn. *again* Damn... (etc. etc.)

*five hours later...*

Sasuke: *miss* Damn. *miss* Da-

Itachi: *vr00000000000000000m* GRAAAH!!! KEEL THE HAT WITH TEH ALMIGHTY BOB!!!!!

0o... Riiight.

Itachi: *growl*

Anyway, I uploaded a wallpaper today. Eheh, Evangelion one. Go figure. --' How many have I uploaded? I mean, Evangelion? Ehh, who cares.

I have been reinforced with Mountain Dew. ^_^ So, last night of the weekend I can stay up late. Then, next week, Thanksgiving break, which means, FIVE DAYS of staying up late! ^^ Ahh, life can be so randomly beautiful. This is the great time of year. My birfday, Thanksgiving break, and only in a month, Christmas break- Oh, crap. I CAN'T FREAKIN' SAY CHRISTMAS BREAK ANY MORE. IT HAS TO BE WINTER BREAK, BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS A FRIGGIN' CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY.

Wow, that ended on a sour note. ^-^' Anyway, leading to my next predicament over Christmas. I only have three gift ideas, and I'll prolly get 'em for my birthday. Except for the bass guitar, but I know I won't get that, because my mum already said I have to buy it myself, so... I'm not even sure if I'll ask for anything this year. o.o' Oh well.

Sasuke: 0.0 *ba-ding*

Itachi: Ah, hell. *ducks for cover*

Sasuke: I WANT AN ALIEN FOR CHRISTMAS! I WANT AN ALIEN THIS YEAR! I WANT A CUTE LITTLE GUY, WITH SEVENTEEN EYES, WHO ATE SOME PIE AND KNOWS HOW TO FLY...

Itachi: WHY'D YOU MENTION CHRISTMAS???

Hehe. Grinch.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Hail to you, Jim-Bob! You watch over us and give us a job, JIM-BOB!" --Robin Williams
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Saturday, November 20, 2004

   YEY?
I is an auntie! ^^ *jumps up and down all excited-like*

Sasuke: Urm... Blarg? Hey, Itachi... *pokes Itachi*

Itachi: Whaat?

Sasuke: How're babies made?

0.0' This one's yours, Itachi-san.

Itachi: Guhh. *drags Sasuke into another r00m to explain the "birds and the bees"*

Oookay... Anyway, moving on. I HAVE to give two movie reviews again. XD

Ella Enchanted - Yes, I finally got around to watching this one. It was pretty good, I think Anne Hathaway did a good job. ^^ Not much to say about this, except it's a pretty fun movie, and it'll have ya cheering at the end. ^^

Resident Evil (The First One) - ....HOLY. FREAKING. CRAAAP. I just finished watching this abouuut... fifteen minutes ago. *shudders* This movie was so freakin' awesome. But it looked real, too. It's prolly gonna be one of the few scary movies that give me nightmares. o.o' That's pretty tough to do. I never get nightmares... Just weird, cracked-up dreams. Anyway, moving on. I LOVED THIS MOVIE. BUT DON'T WATCH IT IN THE DARK. *learned the hard way*

Okay, what else... I've been utterly pissed off the past two days. Because of how everyone at school is acting, and the UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALLLLLL!!! Grr. JWPists suck ASS.

Itachi: *comes out of the room, with Sasuke shuddering behind him*

Sasuke: *eyebrow twitches*

Itachi: I SWEAR, I DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING WRONG. ^_____^

*forehead smack* For Chrissake...

Itachi: Whaat? ^^

Oh. Yeah. In case you haven't noticed, new layout. and new song. "Car Wash". Because that song rules. XP

Itachi: I didn't know Christina Aguilera was your kind of music?

I didn't know she was your type either...

Sasuke: *shudders* Not until you've heard what he's been doing...

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "I'm not dead yet." --Rain, "Resident Evil"
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Sunday, November 14, 2004

   0o?
Haha, I actually managed to update this weekend. Which, actually, is a surprise, because my sis and bro-in-law are over for hunting season. And I kinda feel uncomfortable going online while they're here, so... Yeah. This might be my only update until next weekend. TT Oh, well.

We rented four movies. Shrek 2 (YEY! *watches*), Ella Enchanted, Raising Helen, and Day After Tomorrow. Now, of the two I've watched, I think I'll do a bit of a review. XP Because I need to make this a good post.

First: Shrek 2. I love, love, love this movie, all because of (the awesome music *gets bricked*) Puss N' Boots. XD That cat RAWKS. It's so ironic that Antonio Banderas(sp?) who is the actor who played Zorro, is the voice of ol' Puss. XP Also, Shrek 2 is an awesome love story for anyone who likes those sort of things. Blech. Have fun.

Second: Day After Tomorrow. Holy friggin' CRAP. This movie is so awesome, and kept me on the edge of my seat. The only real problem I had with this movie: it was so long. We started watching it about, oh... 9 o' clock. We, of course, had to rewind it because my mum got home, but we still only finished the movie by midnight. Oi. But, all in all, it was worth staying up for. ^_^

Both movies are good, so... Go rent 'em. ^^

Itachi: *scoff* Didn't like either one.

*FWACK* You loved em! Besides, you were the one who wanted to watch Raising Helen at midnight...

Itachi: Urm... No.

Sasuke: YEAH! HE WAS! *holds up video camera* I HAVE THE PROOOOF!!!

Itachi: GIMME THAT! *dive tackle PAIN!*

Eheh... Anyway, we also had to go to church and get our pictures taken. Grr. I hate camera guys with a passion. They ALWAYS make you say something dumb. Grawr, I tell you. GRAWR.

Alright, I'm done for, possibly, this week. *rolls eyes* I feel so guilty for not updating so much, and lately, I haven't stayed on long enough to get to many people's sites. So, everyone gets an Uchiha fan, and a hug from Itachi. ^^

Itachi: *bangs head on desk*

Sasuke: *moonwalks* I'M TROTTING, TROTTING, TROTTING IN PLACE!

Everyone: .... *crickets chirp*

Sasuke: What?

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Not the gumdrop... buttons..." --Gingy, both Shrek movies XP
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Tuesday, November 9, 2004

   w00t
YEAH! UPDATING DURING THE WEEK, BITCHES! *peace sign*

We don't have any school tomorrow (today, whatever). Yey.

Itachi: Yeah. Old teacher died of a heart attack, so they got a day off.

Actually, he was only 56. o.o' Just had a heart attack while deer hunting and keeled over.

Anyway, we went to the Good Charlotte concert last Saturday. HOLY GOD. It was AWESOME. First, here's the acts in order. Lola Ray was on first, Hazen Street was on second, Sum 41 was on third, and Good Charlotte was last. w00t!

Itachi: So who's on second?

Sasuke: ^^ No, Who's on first. What's on second.

Itachi: Buh?

Shut up. The Sum 41 concert was so FUNNY! They showed a video where the drummer is playing basketball with this other guy, and he gets beat. REALLY BAD. So he tackles the other guy and starts beating the crap out of him, then takes off his shoe and starts beating him with his shoe. XD! Only to find out, he killed him. 0.0 So, it shows him dragging the guy back to his house, cutting him up, stuffing his leg in the blender, frying (and eating) his eyeballs, etc. etc. YAY.

And the Good Charlotte show made me DESPERATELY want their newest CD. I WANT EET. NOWWWWW. GRRRR. And because the opening track is so creepy... You wanna know how desperately creepy? Go out and buy it. It's so awesome.

OH! I got a sweatshirt, too! ^^ It has the lyrics to Good Charlotte's "The World Is Black" on the black, with some Nightmare-Before-Christmas-style drawings. Awesome.

Sasuke: *jumps up and down* DIDJA GET ME ANYTHING?!?!

^^ Actually, I got Sasuke a Lola Ray shirt, because Lola Ray rules. *gives Sasuke the Lola Ray T-shirt* GO OUT. BUY LOLA RAY'S CD. (BTW, Lola Ray is an all-guy punk band ^^)

And, for Itachi, a Sum 41 outfit, complete with punk-style necktie!

Itachi: SWEET. *steals!*

Aaand, for everyone else, we have... GOOD CHARLOTTE CAPS! ^_^ *leaves basket of Good Charlotte hats for everyone*

Now, I have to finish downloading Naruto Episode 107, then bitch and whine at my mouse in hopes that it will start working. Have a nice day.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "This next song is called, 'Welcome to Hell', motherf*ckers!" --Lead singer of Sum 41 (forgot his name)

EDIT: Wowsers, I need to proofread. ^_^'
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Saturday, November 6, 2004

BLAH.
Good Charlotte concert today. Haha. I have fun. you don't. This is the shortest post in history. Conan O'Brien is on. >>'

For anyone who's wondering about muh daddy, he's on a liquid diet now, probably a solid food diet in a few days. They're taking it slow, as usual. It's healthier that way. ^^

Okay, Amazing enough, I'm done. PEAS!

Sasuke: Blood! Gore! Pain! CELEBRAAAAATE! *waves lil Uchiha fan*

Quote of the Day: "*singsong* I like to play with people!" --Conan O'Brien
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Friday, November 5, 2004

   ........YER MOM.
Blarg. My dad's in the hospital. Again. --' That's one reason I haven't been on at ALL lately. *sigh* He's been in since Monday. It sounds like he's getting better already, though. 0.0 This might be good. Anyway, sorry, all. But that's my reason. I've been living off my Simple Plan CD, especially "Welcome To My Life", because that is REALLY how I'm feeling right now. Ha. I'm pathetic. 'Specially in thinking somebody else cares. >>'

Itachi: ... *scoot scoot*

Sorry, but I'm kinda feeling an unfairness now. Blarg.

Oh, one good thing this weekend, though! I get to go to a Good Charlotte concert! ^^ Yey!

Sasuke: *jumps up and down* CAN I GO, TOOOO?!?!?!

I'll buy you a T-shirt. Anyway, I'm not sure if I'll have a long post. Actually, we have Friday off today. ^^ And I don't know what we're going to do today. Yay. Surprises rule.

Sasuke: BLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! P0000000F!!!

Okay, random insanity, let's sing a song.

Itachi: Hmm... *evil smile* *slips Sasuke some morphine pills*

Sasuke: 0.0 *ding* I'M, TOO SEXY FOR MY- *CRASH!"

Itachi: ^^ *twirls frying pan around* Wanted a reason to do that. *bows*

Alright, a bit shorter than usual, but... Bleh. Just bleh. Have a good day, because I'm not.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "The pen is blue... The pen is BLUE! The goddamn PEN IS BLUE!!!" --Jim Carrey, "Liar Liar"
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Sunday, October 31, 2004

   HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
WOW! I UPDATE AGAIN! X3

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL! ^^ My mum says I'm too old to go trick-or-treating now... T-T But really, me and my friends go walking around town. Yey.

Anyway, I was going to dress up like a femme Itachi for Halloween if my mum would've let me go. XD

Itachi: 0o... Riiight...

--' Shut up. What would you guys be? XP It has to be better than my idea.

I made another wallpaper or two today, but have yet to upload them. TT I should do that after I'm done posting...

OH! I GOT THE NEW SIMPLE PLAN CD!!! X3 Since I haven't posted anything special, I think I'll just type the lyrics to the song I'm listening to, and that will be my rant, because it sums it up in three minutes and thirty-eight seconds. XD But, hey, Simple Plan's new album, "Still Not Getting Any." XD Go buy it. It rawks.

Sasuke: *models the CD case*

Itachi: WTF???

I've been playing Spider Solitaire alot. TT Because my parents always play it, and I've found myself to be pretty g00d at it. ^^ Our family games are Spider Solitaire and Slugbug/PT Cruiser Bruiser. Yeah.

Itachi: And with that bit of disturbing information, we leave you with the lyrics to "Crazy" by Simple Plan. ^^ Enjoy.

PEAS! *points down*

Tell me, what's wrong with society/
Where everywhere I look I see/
Young girls dying to be on TV/
And won't stop til they achieve their dream/
Diet pills, surgery/
Photoshoped pictures in magazines/
Telling them how they should be/
It doesn't make sense to me/

Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on, what's going on/
If you open your eyes, you'll see that something is wrong

I guess things are not how they used to be/
There's no more normal families/
Parents act like enemies/
Making kids feel like it's WWIII/
No one cares, no one's there/
I guess we're all just too damn busy/
Money's our first priority/
It doesn't make sense to me

***CHORUS***

Tell me, what's wrong with society/
Where everywhere I look, I see/
Rich guys driving big SUVs/
While kids are starving in the streets/
No one cares, no one likes to share/
I guess life's unfair...

EDIT EDIT EDIT: WOO! TWO NEW WALLPAPERS, BITCHES! XD

And I am going Trick-Or-Treating after all... It was short notice, no femme Itachi costume prepared, so, I'm going as a ghost. ^^
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Saturday, October 30, 2004

   HOLY CRAP! I UPDATE!
Wow! I updated! I'm not dead! 0_0

Itachi: Oh... Darn. *blows up random toaster*

*glares* Anyway, I made three wallpapers that I need to submit today. TT They're all Evangelion ones. *Shinji's bitch XD* ^^ Yays. It's the weekend. And there's prolly more Evangelion wallpapers coming. Yay.

Ugh. Paris Hilton is on the Tonight Show. *gets sniper rifle*

Itachi: That's my job! *gets the beloved chainsaw!*

Right. You go at that.

Anyway, what happened in the whole week I didn't update... I got to go bowling with the preschoolers. ^^ It was so cute. And we got out of Literature and US History! BOO YEAH! *victory dance*

Sasuke: *flops over* OH, GOD MY EYES!

*throws a pineapple at him* Shut up. I like my victory dance. >w<

Okay, anyway... What else... Umm... I get to watch Conan O'Brien tonight! ^^ YAY! Actually, just in a few hours. (It's Friday night here, by the way, all) Yay, random insanity. My dad hates Conan O'Brien. XD

Oh, and my cat isn't as hyper tonight. o-o Nut. He's hilarious when he's hyper. I was scratching his ears, and he tilted over so far that he flopped over and hit his head on the ground. It was so cute. Then we had to clean out his litterbox and put him downstairs because a few peeps were visiting. T-T Poor Spike.

Okay, now I'm gonna go drink my caffeine-free Diet Coke (DAMN!) and rant about how full of crap John Kerry is. Thank you, thank you.

I'm Seraphi, and I approve this message.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "My mommy says I'm special." --Anonymous, but I say it alot ^^
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Sunday, October 24, 2004

   *sniffle*
I HAAATE COOOOLLLLLDDDDSSSSSSS!!!! They suck SO MUCH! I've had one all day! It's no fair, I should get another MEA weekend, because my whole weekend has sucked because of this cold!

Ahem... On a better note, I got to go bowling today! ^^' 121 on the first game (bumpers XD) and i think 78 on the second (no bumpers). Strike on the second. Yey.

Itachi: *raises eyebrow* That's IT?

Shut up. Little anteater.

Sasuke: *snicker* She called you an anteater...

*rolls eyes* Wonderful, Geniuses. Anyway, this is my last real night I can stay up insanely late and get away with it. *swigs Mountain Dew* But the only problem is, I'm not sure how this week is gonna work, as far as updates go. TT I'll try! (Not like that many people read these posts anyway XD)

So, what else happened today... Urm... WE went to church. Yeah. I wore my thickest sweatshirt, and two Columbia coats, and I was still cold. *shivers* That's how bad my cold is when I'm outside. And I have to go out and feed the cats every day. Across the yard. In the cold. *shudders*

Itachi: Wuss.

Grr... In that case... I CURSE MY COLD ON YOU! CURSE! CURSE!

Itachi: *blink blink* *sniffles* NOOOOOOO!!!

Sasuke: Haha! *points at Itachi and laughs*

Itachi: *hogs the Kleenex box*

I wish it was that easy to make colds go away... TT_TT Oh, well... Until next time on this retarded site... BAIIII!!!

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Whoa! *dance dance* Whoa, baby!" --Garfield
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Saturday, October 23, 2004

   Hmm, Interesting, ne?
Now I'm getting private messages from people I don't even know. o_o' Go me.

Oi. We went grocery shopping today, and I've had a cold/cough/sore throat all day. I hope I have strep throat, because if I do, no school and lots of liquids (Mountain Dew) and hard candies (suckers and Jolly Ranchers). Yey! Now only if the sniffles would go away. *sniffle*

Itachi: *listening to Seraphi's Kutless CD* *dance dance* Whoa, baby!

...*FACEFALLS* Gimme! *takes her CD player back* I thought you didn't even like Christian!

Itachi: That's a CHRISTIAN band?!?!?!

Pfft. No, it's a band of Hitler's cult followers. YES, it's a Christian band!

Itachi: O.o Wow, it sure doesn't sound like it. It sounds like... Korn, or something.

Yesh. I wanna see how Pillar sounds... I might get their CD, too. ^^ But, for now, I'll stick with the almighty punk-ish PLUMB! *listens to various Plumb CDs*

Itachi: --..... Riiight... *CD raid!*

Eyy! *tackles Itachi* NO TOUCHY CDSEYS!!!

Itachi: *blink blink* Get off.

... *punches*

Sasuke: Blarg. This is fun. *playing a paddle-and-ball-on-string game* *hits himself in the head* Owwies.

Yeah. We'll entertain you with that for awhile. Actually, we went to Sam Goody today, and priced guitars. ^^' Finding soon that the bass guitar & amp that I want will cost $150. With winter coming, there's no lawns to mow. NOOO WAY OF EARNING MONEEEYYYY!!!

Sasuke: Nuuuu!!! P00000000F!!!

Itachi: While I find it delightful in your misery... I'd love to watch you play bass guitar. XD

*thwacks* Shut up. I'm on the verge of getting back into wallpaper making-ness, so... Leave me to my computer graphics. Yeah. Sure.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "No, let's talk about your mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car."
"Oooooh!!!"
--Whoopi Goldberg & Class, "Sister Act 2"

EDIT: Yey. Two new wallpapers. Biatch.
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