Wednesday, October 6, 2004

   What happens when the wrong people try to cook
Umm... As posted in the subject, I'm not really sure there's much to say about today's post...

Itachi: *from other room* AHH! *b00m* I THOUGHT IT SAID TEN TO TWELVE MINUTES!!!

Sasuke: THAT'S THE OVEN, YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE! *gets fire extinguisher*

Urm, yeah. I introduced Itachi to Hot Pockets and... THIS happened. O.o

Anyway, Tuesday was alright. There's a fair chance we won't be getting Phys. Ed. for the rest of the week. >>' Lets see, how to explain... One of my friends found a note on her desk that said, "Baing Baing U R Dead" and reported it to the teacher. Since she thinks, of course, that it could ONLY be someone in OUR room, it's the whole ROOM'S fault, so, of course, we dun have Phy Ed until someone fesses up. Well, naturally, about four people have fessed up, but she knew they didn't do it, and they were just trying to save Phy Ed for the rest of the class, so STILL no Phy Ed. Grr. Stupid note-writer-threateners. 0o

Itachi: ARGH! *blows up the toaster* HOW THE HELL... SERAPHI!

*rolls eyes* *walks in* Eep! *huge pillars of FYAH!* *calls the fire department*

Alright. This problem should be solved in a few minutes...

*everyone gets pelted with water... kitchen is still on fyah* Grr... Wow, they work fast... Who's on this fire department?

Naruto: *has water hose* WHEE!! EAT WATER!!!!

o.o...

Sasuke: o.o...

Itachi: NOOO! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! *blows another random appliance up*

Quote of the Day: "I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audio tape's ass?" --Luke, "Gilmore Girls" (I might've done this one already... 0o)
Comments (6) | Permalink

Tuesday, October 5, 2004

   Haha, we all feel dumb sometimes
Lol. Eet eez... Tuesday, yis? TT FRIDAY! FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY DANGIT! TT_TT

We-ell, lotsa stuff happened yesterday. I had to go with my mum to one of her meetings, so I didn't get to anyone's sites. So, we all know what that means! One day of missed sites, one hug from Itachi!

Itachi: *blink blink* *grumble*

Oh, you know you like it. Anyway, more shtuff happened yesterday. For example, one of my friends brought a Jalapeno pepper to school to see who would have the guts to eat part of it. Guess who was the first one. *raises hand* First, he gave me the very tip, which isn't really hot, then he actualy gave me a slice of it. O.O Muh mouf was on FYAAAH! ^^ But, hey, I'm used to my friends pulling stuff like that, right?

Oh, and in Science class, it was pretty funny. We were discussing minerals and vitamins and junk, and the teacher asked, "How many of you drink one pop(soda) a day?"
All hands went up.
"How many of you drink two pops a day?"
A few hands went down.
"How many of you drink three pops a day?"
All hands are down... Cept mine. XDXDXD

Itachi: What happened to your caffeine high every day?

Hrmm... I think I've either adjusted to it or have built up an immunity for caffeine. O.o Is that possible?

Sasuke: Yeah, and when will it happen for me?

Itachi: ... *gives morphine pills AND Mountain Dew*

O_O DUCK FOR COVER!

Sasuke: *eats & drinks* ....... *B0000000M* *is jumping around all hyper-like in a crater of dust and ashes*

0_o Zaa?

Sasuke: P00000000000000F!!!

Arg. I'm gonna go write s'more. Itachi...

Itachi: Yis?

Give everyone a hug, and watch Sasuke, make sure he doesn't kill himself.

Itachi: *sigh* *hugs everyone*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Soakin' in the sun, making gr00vy lemon PIIIIEEEE!" --Jim Carrey, "Bruce Almighty" outtakes
Comments (4) | Permalink

Monday, October 4, 2004

   MY COMPUTER SUCKS
ARG!!! I had a very good-sized post on here, and my computer FARTED OUTTTT!!! *takes Itachi's chainsaw* KILLLLL!!!

Itachi: Waitasec... *takes the chainsaw and revvs it up a bit more* Alright. Fire away.

*many buzzing noises* Alrighty, it won't be acting stupid NOW!

Itachi: It won't be acting at all-

SHUT UP! Alright, anyway, sorry everyone! TT I meant to visit your sites, I really did, but I only visited a few because my sis was over yesterday. And, haha, here I am, I have to go to sucky school. >>' Hrd to believe I was in a GOOD mood until my computer farted out.

Itachi: Go figure.

Sasuke: Yeah. Oh wow. The horror of the computer farting out. *snores*

Grr... *smacks them both a good 'un* I did get a new cd yesterday. ^^ "Live In Texas" by Linkin Park. Bought eet with muh own money, I did. Is good much Yoda talk. Yay yay yay.

Itachi: WTF?

Never mind. Anyway, one of the lead singers for Linkin Park (Chester) is gonna burst a blood vessel someday. Guy's got alot of anger to vent, I think... >>' For everyone's information, he does all the screaming notes on every Linkin Park song XP. Yippidee doo dah day.

Sasuke: Riiight...

Itachi: *ebul smirk* *goes to "vent"*

Shutup. Oh, guess what? My cat (Ol' Spikey boy ^^) is faster than a caffeinated Sasuke. He is IMPOSSIBLE to catch!!! I must've spent at least two hours trying to catch him yesterday, and only caught him once. >>' Guh. Whatever.

I'm done, and I'm gonna go now before my computer screws me over AGAIN.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "My cat's breath smells like cat food." --Ralph, "The Simpsons"

EDIT: *laughing her azz off* Alright, I found an awesome picture... From teh Milkycat's site. Go to her site via Friends list, and worship her. XD (The piccie is from her post from yesterday, by the way)

*still laughing... and will throughout the day*

Itachi&Sasuke: THE HELL?!?!?!
Comments (6) | Permalink

Sunday, October 3, 2004

   The world is a scary place
My dad is allowing a cat in the house. That is next to IMPOSSIBLE. o.o' Of course, under the circumstances...

Yesterday after school, we found three out of six kittens dead. One being wild, and the other two being the kittens we've had on the back porch for about a month or so now.

This morning, we found two more kittens in the cat shed dead. One had its face completely eaten off. The last out of the six, one of the wild ones, sat hunched up in the middle of the driveway. We took it inside for about two hours, and my dad came out and we explained what happened. So, um, now there's one kitten in our warm basement, as opposed to outside, where it's only about 40 degrees F. >>'

We named the last kitten Spike. ^^ Kewl, no? My mum asked me to think of an anime name of someone tough, because the kitten is the only survivor of what we think is a mink roaming our land somewhere. So, um, I figured something like Sasuke is too hard for someone normal to remember, so, I came up with the next best name. Spike, from Cowboy Bebop. ^^ Yeah, I rule so much.

So, uh, yeah. My dad's allowing a cat in the house now. 0.0 Welcome to Fight Club. XD

Itachi: ...Aww... *hides chainsaw* A mink, it was?

Sasuke: *suspicious glare*

Itachi: Okay, I did not touch one cat. Not even a kitten. Although they are crunchy and go good with ketchup.

O.O

Sasuke: O.O

Itachi: I SO did not say that out loud.

*nods* Eeyup. Sure. >>' Anyway, so we gots a lil Spike in our midst. ^^ He follows me around everywhere. And, with that last thought, and a memorial for my other kittens, I part now with telling everyone that I got 600 HITS! Yey! (I never thought I'd get past 300 0.o) So, um, thanks, y'all. ^^ I'll make sure Itachi hugs everyone... And the girls can pinch his arse if they want to. ^_~

Itachi: *sits down* I hug, but NO ARSE-PINCHY! *growls*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "You have zat on zee DIRT!"
"Uh, begpardon?"
"ZEEDIRTYOUHAVEZATONZEEDIRT!DIRTFROMZEECENTURIESWHATHAVEDONEARKENGLANDMUSTNEVARMERGEVIZFANCE!" --Mole and Milo Thatch, "Atlantis"
Comments (8) | Permalink

Saturday, October 2, 2004

   Jammin'...
Ahh, the wonders of the Otaku jukebox. XP *singing along with Yu-Gi-Oh songs... in Japanese*

We-ell, I gots to stay over at friends' house yesterday... Joy. She had volleyball practice, so we went to another friend's house before practice. Her friend... her cat is gonna kill me. I really think the cat-coon is going to...

Itachi: That's what you get for swatting it on the nose all the time...

Urm... Itachi... I was just petting it...

Itachi: No, you were SWATTING it! You have to use THIS! *fires up chainsaw*

Sasuke: *comes out of the Tsukiyomi spell... after two days...* ERguhbuh? *sees Itachi with chainsaw* AHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

*catches Sasuke by the collar* Whatever happened to most prestigious and smart one in all the genin?

Sasuke: DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?! ITACHI + CHAINSAW = NOT GOOD!

Riiight... Well, I have figured out how to backflip off the swings the right way... Totally broke my tailbone the first time... >> Owwie. Still hurts.

Hrmm.... I gotta say, I like it that I can submit a wallpaper or greeting and have it up right away. ^^ Otaku Re:Defined r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs. XP *goes and listens to Trigun theme*

Itachi: *chases small rabbits and squirrels with chainsaw* WEEHEE!

Sasuke: *hiding under a rock*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "You see, I'd give you a big kiss, but I'm too busy trying to play God." --Shinji Ikari, "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

EDIT: I'm the first one to update on teh friends' list! ^^ Yay!

*shameless advertising* Heh, new wallpapers and one new e-card (greeting, whatever). *gives everyone lil Uchiha fans*
Comments (11) | Permalink

Thursday, September 30, 2004

   PIMPAGE!
Adam and all his crew finished the Re:Defined... One day early... They deserve applause, man! *everyone gives a round of applause* ^^

Otherwise, it's still flippin' cold in my house. Ugh. And my mom and dad are going up north for some hospital thing, so I'm gonna stay over at a friend's house tonight, but hey, I never update on Fridays anyway, and y'all know that, right? ^^'

Itachi: --'... Lazy bum...

Shut up. Anyway, I am hoping my mum will take me to the mall this Sunday (we have a wedding on Saturday TT) so I can spend my $20. I wants to go to Suncoast and squander. XP When I told her this, my mom said, "So you're going to waste hard-earned money on something you'll never look at again?"

Itachi: Urm... Yeah, you'll probably never read it again...

Pfft. I'm hoping to buy some of the DNAngel manga, but I'm not sure how much an issue costs. If I have enough money left over, I'm gonna buy the "Live In Texas" Linkin Park cd. Because it's probably only $8 by now. >>'

Alrighty... You guys really aren't cold where you live? 0.o

Itachi: Hey, I'm cold... *shivers*

Sasuke: *blink blink* *listening to bone-shattering screams from Episode 85* ... *hits Itachi*

Itachi: ....Remember, I'm the one who made you scream like that... *uses Tsukiyomi*

Sasuke: *blink blink* *runs around, screaming*

--'... Riiight... Until Saturday...

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Right... We could have Euterisland! Pirates of the Placenta! And FUNNEL CAKES!"
"...Why funnel cakes?"
"Because people LOVE THEM!!!"
--Pearce... and that other brother I can never remember, "Quintuplets"

EDIT: ...Alright. My comment box isn't working, so sorry guys, but I DID manage to read all your posts today, I just can't comment. >>'

EDIT EDIT: Okay, so apparently, they DO show up... Alrighty, it just does that to annoy me then...Whatever. *hurts her computer*
Comments (6) | Permalink

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

   Arg. Still cold.
Still cold. Because Mom won't turn on the stupid heater during the stupid night so its not stupidly cold in the morning.

Itachi: Stupid, ne?

Eh heh. From everyone's comments, it sounds like everyone lives in California... Or something. I think Florida, besides being a huge mixed-up crash site at the moment, is a big anime state, because I notice that alot of peoples live there and talk about school being out for as long as the hurricanes. Lucky bums. >>'

Sasuke: TT... Okay, Itachi... That is NOT what happens when you set a bunny on fire!

Itachi: Oh. Really. I did not know that. I feel so horrible. *koff*

Sasuke: HEY! *goes off into dark corner to help plot evil comeback... Even though in the Naruto anime/manga he's a good guy*

And thus, I must say again... *FWACK* You're so MEAN TO SASUKE!

Itachi: Urm... Erguhbuh?

No, that eez muh word. And Mohi's. >p Tough luck. Anyway, I rewatched Episode 85 of Naruto, because I'm waiting for Episode 102. *facefalls* These episodes take FOREVER! I suppose its better than iMesh... 3.56 KB a second. *shrug* Still takes forever... But on iMesh, it usually takes, like, 0.30 KB a second. It suxx0rs.

Oh yeah. We gots a new kid in our class a few days ago. He seems alright... He's pretty funny, and he already got one of my friends's phone number. XD! But he sits right behind me, so, um, it's kinda uncomfortable. Seeing as I don't want him backed up against the wall, it's me with no space. >>' Go figure.

Itachi: *rolls eyes* Just kick the kid's desk back.

But that isn't NICE! *KICK*

Itachi: *holds leg* OWWIE!

Sasuke: Grr... *drops an anvil on Itachi* HAHA!

Yay! It's Gang-Up-On-Itachi day!Sooo... *leaves a basket of Itachi voodoo dolls* Enjoy!

PEAS!
Comments (11) | Permalink

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

   Nuuu...
It's so freakin' COLD today. >.<' I really... REALLY need a fire... or something...

Itachi&Sasu: YOU GOT IT! *FW00SH!*

*thwack* *slightly singed* That's not what I meant...

Itachi&Sasu: ...Oh.

But, anyway, I kid you not, I am wrapped up in a blanket as I type this, with the keyboard under the blanket, so if I make some mistakes in spelling, it's not my fault. >.>'

Itachi: Suuure.

Whaat? It's friggin' COLD! FREEZINGGGG!!! TT

Itachi: Even after we singeded you?

YES!

Itachi: ...Blarg.

Anyway... I made about four wallpapers that I have yet to submit, and I want to get back into making greetings.

Itachi: *scoffs* Like that'll happen anytime soon.

SHUTUP! *fwaaack!*

Itachi: OWWIE! *rubs head* Well, you're always talking about how you need to write the rest of your stories and how you're just swamped! Get down to it already! *mumbles* Lazy bum...

I will when I want to... Right now, it's freezing cold, so I can't write. However, I somehow can manage to update myO. ^^ I'm so talented.

Itachi: *snigger*

Sasuke: *chases after a bunny rabbit* HEY, ITACHI! ...WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SET A BUNNY ON FYAH????

Itachi: *yells back* IT TURNS INTO A CHICKEN... THAT CAN FLY!

Sasuke: REALLY? *chases after rabbit more, now armed with matches* PIMPAGE!

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright only before they speak." --Anonymous
Comments (9) | Permalink

Monday, September 27, 2004

   *snore*
I just woke up at 6 AM... *collapses into a sleeping heap on the ground* Oi. I hate my alarm clock... And I hate school. Grr... >>

Itachi: HEY! WAKE UP! *throws various random objects* WAKE UP, LAZY BUM!

*growl...* Itachi... People have been hurt while trying to wake me up...

Itachi: ... *pokes*

Lesee... Oh. WELCOME BACK, KISHO! XP

Sasuke: *waves a lil Uchiha fan* Yay! =3

I changed my intro... Yet again... (For whoever wanted to know: The song/poem that was up there before was from the song "No Matter What" from the English Yu-Gi-Oh dub. Yey!)

Hrm. I was just reading (last night) a few Trigun fics, one called, "The Strange Adventures of the Closet Weirdos" or something like that. Very funny. XD

Itachi: Closet... Weirdos?

Yis. The fic takes place in a closet.

Itachi: ...Uh huh.

C'mon, it's 20 to 7 in the morning. I dun really care about stupidity.

Sasuke: YAY! *waves huge Renaissance-style banner* P00000000000000F!!!

...I meant on my part...

Itachi: Oh yeah, we went with you, didn't we? *ebul smirk* *huge dragon growls behind him*

....Um. They weren't selling those there.

Itachi: Yeeeeaaaahhhh.... So?

ARG! NO DRAGONS THAT THEY DIDN'T SELL THERE! *breathes fire*

Itachi: *hair singed, still slightly burning* ...Kay.

Sasuke: Alright. Gooo dragon... *pets dragon* *various gory painful sounds*

oo'... Moving on... *leaves box of Uchiha fans for everyone* Buh bye! Gots to go write! +_+

PEAS!

Quote of the day:
"There are three ways to do something. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
"Isn't that the wrong way?"
"Yeah, but faster."
--Homer and Bart, "The Simpsons"

EDIT: Haha. Guess who accidentally unchecked the Format line break option. >> *facefalls*
Comments (6) | Permalink

Sunday, September 26, 2004

   Hrmm...
Three people on my friends list, all in one row, have updated already. O.O It's only ten minutes into the next day...

Ahem. Anyway. I had to babysit my two second cousins today. >> It wasn't a babysitting horror story... I gots me $20. ^^ But, otherwise, I got my Yu-Gi-Oh cards admired. XP

Itachi: Geek.

Nurp, not a geek, just an anime junkie. ^^

And I have gotten hooked on yet another song. "Weapon" by the Dave Matthews Band. +.+ The song is on a Haku tribute I am currently downloading... IT KICKS ARSE. +_+ Maybe I'll post the lyrics or something... Not at the moment. Because I dun have the lyrics on hand. But they might end up in my intro anyway. So.

Itachi: Stop talking.

No. Again, I am swamped with writing ideas, and no time to write it all down, so I'm gonna be up at three in the morning still writing my stories, then get up four hours later to get ready for church. XD Go figure.

Itachi: What about us...?

...What about you? 0o I'll still get on the Otaku all the time I'm online, but I'll just be spending more offline time on writing... That's assuming my parents aren't taking over the computer. *growl* What do they use it for? Spider solitaire and Blasterball. *growls again* If they weren;t on it, I could be doing something EQUALLY UNPRODUCTIVE WITH MY TIME! XD

Ohh, rant time. My mum was on a clean-the-house power trip today... You step outside a room, you automatically get ten chores to do. Because our house looks like crap, apparently. >> I don't see it... Is it something only moms see? Because I walked into my room, and she did too, and she said, "OH! It's just HORRIBLE IN HERE!" And I'm just like, "...Whaat? What's wrong with it?" XD

Itachi: Yeah... Should've smelt the site a few minutes ago... *glares at Sasuke*

Sasuke: Whaat?! Milkycat's yaoi honey-covered picture got to me!

Itachi: Urm... I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about the stomach-churning carnage in the toaster that stayed there since morning.

Sasuke: ...Oh.

PEAS!

Quote of the Day:
"Yeah, I'll be sure to give Stewie that kiss for you."
"You SUCK!"
--Stewie and the dog (can't remember his name >>), "Family Guy"

EDIT: Hrm. The dog's name is Brian. Thanks, Yami Loni. XD
Comments (10) | Permalink