Saturday, September 25, 2004

   Whatever
Otaku's timing is off. ^^ Yey.

We went to the Renaissance yesterday! ^^ I bought a sword (wooden one, duh) and broke it before we even left the fair. XD I rule so much.

And I have to tell everyone about the "Insult Guys". There's this game at the Renaissance where people pay five bucks, and they get to throw six rotten tomatoes at drunken guys who stick their head and arms through a huge metal wall. And, in return, the drunken guys get to get away with shouting off insults at the tomato throwers. *Ebul smile* They had some good material, too... We were gonna go and shout random insults right back at em, but they kept switching guys. TT No fair! Oh, well, here's a few of the insults I remember...

"Hey! I just apologized to this guy... I'm sorry, man! *splat* You just took the skin off the back of my neck, I'M SORRY!"

"Hey, KID!" (Kid from sidelines: "WHAT?") "...I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP!!!"

"Is that what it looks like when a RAINBOW gets drunk and THROWS UP?! Hippies SUCK!"

"*tomato-thrower shouts something in another language* ...Wh-WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"Hey, man... You shouldn't be here, you should be back at home, talking to your online girlfriends! Although, I really shouldn't be making fun of you, you're gonna be the one fixing my computer in two years...(Girl on sidelines: "Don't make fun of him! He's cool!") ...Oh, he's cool, huh? *shakes head* That's coz you're a dweeb too!"

And, the grand finale... I love this...
"Hey... What's up with your clothes? Did you just come from school or something? *Kiddie voice* Because I bet you go to a special school, because Mommie said I'm special! *normal voice* SORRY, KID, THE SHORT BUS LEFT AN HOUR AGO!!!"

XD Those guys rawk.

Oh, and I am now a proud member of THAT! 101th member. I was close. *grr* Ah, well, congrats, Dark Sephiroth-sama!

Itachi: Hrmm... THAT?

I'll be redoing the site. Prolly. *shrug* ^^ So eet'll look so pwetty!

Sasu&Itachi: ... *cough*

Shut up. Alrighty, I'll go redo the site. PEAS!

Quote of the Day: Look at Insult guys... You'll find all the quotes you need. XD
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Thursday, September 23, 2004

   Tired...
........ZzZzzZzzzzz.... *wakes up* Oh. Yeah. I've been setting my alarm clock to 6 AM instead of 6:30, and I'm twice as tired waking up now... Although I just hit the snooze until 6:30. XD

*yawn* Otherwise, we get to go to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow! ^_^ For anyone who doesn't know what that is, it's an amusement fair that's designed to be held in Renaissance times. Everyone dreeses like they did back then, and if you ask them a modern question, they'll act like they don't know what you're talking about. XD Awesome place. And they gots people at the gate that call funny remarks as people go inside, and they gots mimes! ^^

Sasuke: *mime impression* +_+

Itachi: *rolls eyes* Living-In-The-Past festival...

Oh, shut up, it's only for one time of the year. It's fun! *grabs Itachi's arm* And you're going with me!

Itachi: Erguhbuh? 0o

*nod nod* =3 You'll like it... They have fencing for little kids. I'll just drop you and Sasuke off there.

Sasuke: I'm going too?!

Eeyup.

Sasuke: *jumps up and down excitedly* *glomps Itachi* WE GETS TO GOOOO!!!

Itachi: *growl* Baseball bat. NOW.

Alrighty, I dun have to go to school yet, so I'll hurry up and check everyone's sites... Those that update in the morning, anyway. ^^

*leaves lil Naruto plushies for everyone*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "You're just a pain in the ass sometimes... Is this what happens when you get your period?" --Shinji Ikari, "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

   Haha!
Lol, so it was picture day yesterday, right? Well. After I went and got my picture taken (luckily) we were having corn dogs for lunch. I covered mine with ketchup and sat down. I picked it up to eat it, and dropped it. XD Now I gots a big red stain on a shirt I own. And everyone's like, "*gasp* YOUR SHIRT IS REEEED!" and I just said, "So? --'" XD It was hilarious.

Itachi: *raises eyebrow* Alrighty... *eatin cheese puffs*

Sasuke: CHEESEPUFFSSSSSSS!!! *tackles Itachi and fights over Cheese Puffs*

0o.... Riiight... Anyway, nothing much is new... Besides the fact I only got half an hour instead of an hour last night... For internet, I mean. Because I watched One Tree Hill (obsessed with that show XD) until 9, and my mum didn't want me staying on till 10:00. So she made me get off at 9:30. WTF?!?! *growl* Whatever.

I is fishing for new music on starlightmks.com(everyone's been there), so... Yeah. I found some kewl st00f on there. ^_~ So, don't be surprised if I got new music sometime. ^^ (Avril Lavigne MIDIs. YAY!)

Itachi: You're not obsessed with her music too, are you?

*nod nod* =3

Itachi: Insane people... *sigh* *holds back Sasuke with one hand while still eatin Cheese Puffs*

Sasuke: YOU'RE NO FAAAIIIIR!!! *kicks Itachi in the knee*

Itachi: Oww... *keels over*

Sasuke: ...0o? *kicks him again... and again... and again...*

Oi. Yeah. Alright, I'll try to check everyone's sites after school today, I didn't get to yesterday, as you could guess. -_-'

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Love puppy! Love puppy! I'm so huggable... EAT ME!" --Gir, "Invader Zim"
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

   Arg...
I think I have a cold. >.> I can't be getting a cold now! I am one of those people who has a cough every single winter. Actually, I didn't mind it before, but in September, it never happens...

XD I got a Trigun music video to Will Smith's "Wild Wild West". Sure, the video sucks (no offense to the person who made it XP) but I love the song. Yeah, I suck, I know. ^^

Itachi: *nod nod*

--... Whatever. We had to run the mile yesterday. Time I got? 11:05. Yeah, I know, I still suck. Usually I get 9 or 10 minutes... Last year was 10 minutes flat. >> I did baaad... Course, they isn't even counting right now. We have to do all the physical fitness junk NOW and then again at the END OF THE YEAR. *growls* THEY'RE OUT TO KILL US. LEGALLY.

Hmm... You know what? I don't think anyone even reads my Oracle story any more, so I'm gonna stop posting it on here. Anyone who still wants to read it, I'm alot farther on it than what's in my archives now, and I'll send you via e-mail what I haven't posted if you want me to. *shrug*

Otherwise, I really have nothing to do. Oh, it's picture day today. >> I hate pictures.

Itachi: *nod nod* Mine scare everyone... Or just triple my fanbase. *points to background picture*

Sasuke: *steals Itachi's ponytail tie*

Ooh! He is dead sexy now! XD See y'all later!

PEAS!

*leaves popcorn and lil Uchiha fans for everyone*

Itachi: *picks up a fan* WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE???

Quote of the Day:
"No, no, I can't relax! I'm the master, OF THE MECHANICAL! STUFF! Let's see, I don't have a gun, otherwise I'd shoot it off! *picks up rock* Here! Here's something in the true Jim West style! I'll just bash it with a rock!"
"Gordon... You don't wanna do that."
"Oh, but I DO! *smashy smashy*"
*CLANG, CRASH*
"...What'd you do?"
"I DID NOT. DO. SHIT."
--Artemus Gordon and Jim West, "Wild Wild West"

Long, ne? O.o
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Monday, September 20, 2004

   Holy Crap
I woke up late... I woke up at 7:15. I usually wake up about 6:30. *koff* So now I have maybe... 15 minutes until my ride comes. >> So I gots to make a super-quick update and I'll see if Photobucket is still down. Hopefully not, so I can post that picture I didn't get to yesterday... Iz really cute. ^^ Featuring our own Itachi and Sasuke. ^^

Arg, I woke up late coz I had the weirdest dream... Anybody ever dream an episode of Naruto? I did. O.o I dreamt Sakura and Ino were arguing (pfft, huge surprise) and Sasuke was being an airhead, and Kakashi-sensei got stuck in a lava pit. Which looked like pudding, not lava. 0o I even dreamed in cartoon, too... Whatever.

Okay, sorry the post is so short, but I gots to leave in ten minutes! O_O I'm not gonna post anything new on any stories right now (I so need a website >>) But, once Photobucket LOADS *hits Photobucket* it'll come up. ^^

3... 2... 1...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *glomps Itachi* YOU USED TO POKE SASUKE-CHAN IN THE FOREHEAD!

Itachi: ... *heavy sigh* I did nooot... Besides that was the night I, you know, killed the whole clan an' all. I didn't have time that night to teach him some more jutsu...

Sasuke: MEANIE! *starts beating Itachi over the head repeatedly with a baseball bat*

Itachi: ..........OWW! OWOWOWOWOW! STOPPIT OW! *runs away*

Sasuke: *chases*

Oro: *watches, amused*

WHAT'RE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

Oro: Uh oh. *leaves and goes back to DN's site*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: NO QUOTE COZ I GOTTA GOOOOO!!! *zip*
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Sunday, September 19, 2004

   He's BAAAACK
Guess what? It's Sunday... That means... *drumroll* Itachi is BACK ON THE SITE! *throws confetti n par-tay n shtuff* *gives everyone popcorn and caffeine and junk*

Itachi: *Z00M* *tackles* DUN LET THEM COME NEAR ME AGAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!! *shivers*

.... *blink blink* ...Is anyone else scared by DN's site now? If it can make Itachi-sama break down into tears... Just for a week...

Arg. Whatever. I can't remember what scene we're on now... I'll have to go into my archives and look. Hm. That's a bit sad, isn't it? 0o The story must be getting too long... oo'

And my Ranma 1/2 wallpaper is up! Aw, I love it to death! ^^ Even if I do say so myself... It would be on my desktop right away even if I wasn't the one who made it. I kid you not... ^^ Prolly because Ranma 1/2 was one of my first real anime fandoms. Got me into this. *points at the "Favorite Anime" list on the side of her site* See? ^_^

Okay... Need an opinion, peoples. Here's the two choices... I can leave the Oracle story on here and keep posting scenes from it (it gets kewler, trust me ^.~) OR... I have another story on my floppy disk (with all my stories and crap) and the story I have in mind is a pirate story. I think I might've mentioned eet before. The difference between the two is that Oracle has a kewl feeling to it that I really think I relate to (apathetic teen... *nod nod*) and the pirate story... Is just a kewl story, in my opinion. ^^ I dunno, if nobody says anything, then I'll just keep Oralce up. (I need a geocities site to put the whole thing on... Like LadyMalik has with hers! That's kewl! TT *goes into a dark corner and sniffles*)

Well, if Photobucket wasn't down again (bastards >>) I would post a picture. TT I have one picked out and everything! PHOTOBUCKET WON'T SIGN ME IIIIN!!! *hisses* Curses...

Arg... I'm tired. I'm cold. I wanna go home... (Wait, I am home, don't be fooled by that >.>)

Well... ITACHI'S BAAACK! *throws party*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "I've had a better week... You're counting the minutes, aren't you? ... How many minutes are left? ...ALright, this morning was good. But then I got up." --Evan, "Freaky Friday"


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Saturday, September 18, 2004

   GRAVEYARD OTAKU!
^^ YAAAY! Joy, joy, joy. Otaku timing is WAY off. ^^ For me, at least... It's almost 2 in the morning for you guys, and hasn't even turned over midnight here! >p

Currently digging through my folder full of anime junk. Trying to find a good picture. >> I rule, my folder has the most files on our whole compy. ^^ *cheers* Wait... Is that a good thing? O.o AVG takes the most time on my folder to check through all the files. I think maybe I should just get a Geocities site somewhere and put all my pictures and crap on there so I have some free space on my computer. *shifty eyes*

I MADE TWO WALLPAPERS TODAY! But I haven't submitted them yet. Actually, I'm gonna try and change the Naruto one I made. It looks really kewl, but it's saved as a PNG. Saving it as a PNG makes it too big for the wallpaper submission standards. And if I save it as a JPG, it fuzzies up. Even when I save it in PictureIt! (Gawd, I am so lame...)

Oh, well. I have to take a writing day... Or something. Just pure 24 hours of writing time... Needless of sleep, I could go a week without sleep if I wanted to. Much caffeine and a sugarhigh in the morning will keep you buzzing the entire day. ^^

I HATH MANAGED TO PRODUCE A PICTURETH! (Hilary language XD)



Kewl, ne? I think my brother has a shirt with that picture on it... I can't remember where I got it from. *shrug* Someone please, PLEASE tell me if I gots it from your site!

In other news, we have to throw Itachi a welcome-back torture par-tay. This Sunday. ^^ Be there... Or be... Erm, not there. O.o Whatever.

Sasuke: Does that mean Orochimaru finally leaves?

Oro: Aww, what? Dun want me around any more?

Sasuke: NO. *hides behind Seraphi*

>> Right, then. PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Learning Portugese because I was told it was the language of the future was crazy. Trying to teach bees to eat a burger out of my HAND was crazy." --Umm... The other lady off of the show "Reba" XP
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Thursday, September 16, 2004

   Sleeeeeeeep...
I just woke up about... 25 minutes ago. Yip-dee-doo. *yawn* I dun wanna go to school! TT Especially since we have Phy. Ed. today... P.E. in general doesn't bother me. It never has. But we have to run three or four laps around the playground, soccer field, AND baseball field. >> ARG! We never even get TIME to play any kickball or anything, because we're always running and stretching! *growl* I will hurt someone if that's all we do today!

Oro: *shifty eyes* *holds Sasuke up by the back of his shirt* He's been here longer... I choose life.

Sasuke: PUT ME DOWWWWWN!!!

*rolls eyes* It's... Thursday, right? ^^ Orochimaru's (and Itachi's) "sentence" is officially halfway up.

Oro: Actually, it was yesterday.

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT! *growl* Nobody listens... >>

Oh, yeah. Another short scene of Oracle. Isn't super-long like some of the others. Let the confusion begin.

***

“How could this happen?!” The cloaked spirit said agitatedly as he paced back and forth, twirling the lantern on his staff around. Another spirit, a female and wearing the same cloaks as he was, answered sarcastically, “Which one? The demon or the kid?”
The male spirit growled, and shot back while still pacing, “Either one! Why was the demon there, and who was the kid he was after? The Order needs to fill me in on these things…”
The female spirit chuckled, lifting her staff in the air, allowing the lantern light to swamp the branches of the large oak tree they had inhabited. She said calmly, “The demon must have slipped through somewhere… And the kid…”
“Yeah? You know something about him that I don’t?”
The female spirit nodded, swishing her lantern back and forth. “He’s our new oracle,” she answered casually, looking up at the male spirit.
The male spirit looked down thoughtfully, then sighed, changing the subject. “But if one demon somehow got through… That means we have to keep a good watch on them. And we have to watch the kid, too, so that he doesn’t get killed in the process.”
The female spirit nodded a bit sadly, then turned to the male spirit and said warningly, “Just remember, this boy may not be very stable… Emotionally, I mean. So… Go a bit easy on him, alright?”
The male spirit nodded back, soon leaning his staff against his shoulder and jumping from the oak tree down to the ground, darting back into the shadows of the street.

***END TRANSMISSION***

Sasuke: Ooh, kewl... We gots spirits now? 0o

Yup. Because I said so. >> Um... I'm gonna go now, and I'll edit later if I find a picture. *sloths*

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Aw, c'mon, you guys don't wanna hear all the horny details, do you? ALRIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU!" --Danny, "Grease"

EDIT: No, no picture. I just forgot something. My bro visited yesterday, and he said something that really made me wonder... I was just sitting in my good ol' computer chair, and he was talking with my mum. Suddenly he says to me, "Hey... You okay? You're not talking or anything... You seem distant, or something." >> Am I really that far away? =P
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

   AHH! RUN FOR COVER!
THUNDERSTORMS ON PARAAADE! o.o' I shouldn't even be posting, but as long as our retarded school didn't call in 2 hours late (they should have, I ain't going out there!) I guess we're not in IMMEDIATE danger. *rolls eyes* I'm sorry everyone, the thunderstorms have been coming since 6 PM yesterday, so I didn't get a chance to get to everyone's sites, except for the ones that update in the morning... Which weren't very many...

Sasuke: *hits* Scene!

Oh, yeah... Go nuts. *copy+paste*

***

The next day, Rowan walked down a roughly paved sidewalk. The short old alley was the best shortcut to Sato’s house, and he knew it. They had run through this alley a lot, ever since they were kids. Rowan smirked a bit as he remembered how stupid they were back then, and knew that they would both say the same thing a few years from now. Rowan shrugged as he walked out the other side of the alley, soon walking down the now newly paved street.
A few blocks later, he finally reached Sato’s house. He instinctively looked up to their roof, not seeing Sato up there. He shrugged again, walking up to the front door and ringing the doorbell. He shoved his hands in his pockets as he waited for someone to answer.
Sasuke answered the door, and without even greeting him, he grabbed Rowan by the collar and lifted him up a few inches. “What the hell did you do?!”
Rowan stammered a bit fearfully, “I-I didn’t do anything! Put me down!”
Sasuke held him up in the air for a few more seconds, then dropped him. Sasuke growled, glaring at Rowan and snapping, “Why did she look so scared when she came home yesterday, then?”
Rowan shrugged, asking back, “Where is she now? I wanna make sure she’s okay.”
Sasuke rolled his eyes, nodding his head up. “She’s on the roof, as usual… On the other side, though.”
Rowan nodded, soon saying uneasily, “Umm, can I…?”
Sasuke rolled his eyes again, turning to go back into the house. “Go ahead…”
Rowan nodded a thanks, then turned to the wooden criss-cross pattern nearby their house. He jumped onto it, climbing up easily and hopping onto the roof. He swayed for a second, losing his balance on the slightly slanted footing, then straightened up, walking steadily to the other side of the roof. He saw Sato laying on the shingle pattern, listening to music with her eyes closed. Rowan smiled, soon crouching low and sneaking up on Sato. As he got within good feet of her without disturbing her, he snuck forward until his face was right above hers. He inhaled, prepared to shout something right in her face, but stopped short as he heard and saw her say, “Don’t even think about it, Jerk-face…”
Rowan sighed, falling back onto the slanted rooftop as Sato sat up, turning her music off and taking off her headphones. Rowan smiled, asking, “How did you know it was me?”
Sato shrugged, setting her Walkman on the shingles. “Women’s intuition can do great things.”
Rowan scoffed, rolling his eyes and smiling. Sato scooted up to where he was sitting, looking to him with a serious expression. She asked haltingly, “Umm… Rowan… About yesterday… I wanted to ask you… What was that… thing that attacked me?”
Rowan smiled secretively, and shot back, “Heh, ask your ‘intuition’.”
Sato growled playfully, jumping behind Rowan and slipping her arms under his, then reaching back and cupping her hands behind his neck, pushing on the back of his neck painfully. Rowan yelped, waving his arms around in their useless airborne position, “Oww, that hu- hey! OWW! Leggo, leggo! I give! Tap out, tap out!”
Sato snickered, releasing his arms and looking to him with a smile. Rowan rolled his shoulders and rubbed his neck, wincing slightly as he straightened up. “Sato… There’s something I have to tell you. I don’t know if you’ll even believe me, but whether you do or not, it’s the honest-to-God truth.”
Sato nodded, now giving Rowan her undivided attention. Rowan sighed, continuing bluntly, “I… Can see the future.”
Sato sat, frozen, for a few seconds, then smiled and gave him a playful punch on the shoulder. “Good one, Rowan…”
Rowan shook his head. “I’m dead serious. I can. I foresaw my trial the night of Hawthorn’s murder, and I foresaw that guy attacking you.”
Sato’s grin faltered, and she looked to Rowan curiously. “So that’s why you were so worried yesterday? When Sasuke didn’t drive me home?”
Rowan nodded, staring at the shingles. He continued, “And… I haven’t seen anything else yet, but-“
“Wait a sec,” Sato cut in, soon asking, “how can you see this junk?”
“I dream it. And there’s been a few cases where it’s come true.”
Sato snickered, looking to Rowan doubtfully. “You dream it? How do you know it’s not sheer coincidence?”
“Sato, I got blamed for murder last weekend, and my dream predicted it, I think that’s too big of a coincidence to be luck. And you got attacked, and spoke the same dialogue in my dream, word for word.”
Sato smiled, reaching over and tapping him on the nose. “I’ll tell you. One of your crazy dreams comes true again, and then I’ll believe you. ‘Kay?”
Rowan nodded, smiling and reaching out his hand. “Deal.”
Sato shook it, and let out an “ACK!” when Rowan tugged her forward and put her in a headlock, messing up her hair playfully. She growled, looking up at him and saying quickly, “Hey, Rowan, knock it off, lemme go!”
Rowan smiled, releasing his headlock and looking to the edge of the roof. “So, what now?”
Sato smiled, giving Rowan a push towards the rooftop edge. “Let’s get down from here, for one thing.”

***END TRANSMISSION***

Alright, I think that's the right scene... ^^' I'll go check once I'm done with this. OKAY! THUNDERSTORMS SUUUUCK!!! It should stop this afternoon, so I should be able to get to everyone's sites. PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Get back here, you little shit! You aren't dead YET!!!" --Mohiten, "Last Chapt Redux"
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

   *starts up rant engine*
Sasu&Oro: *ducks for cover*

Alright, rant time.
So, I was at one of my mom's dumb meetings yesterday that she always HAS to drag me along instead of just letting me stay home -- And it was one of those Dorcas church meetings. BORING. So, I sit outside in my mom's car just cranking up my music all the way and listening to it. I sat out there for about two hours. Then, lo and behold, three guys come walking down the gravel street by the church. (The church is too cheap to have the road paved XD Shame on me *slaps her own hands*) One has a black stocking cap on, one has shoulder-length blonde hair, and the last one's smoking a cigarette. >> Now... It's always bothered me when someone's smoking or something on church property... But these guys were swearing their heads off on casual talk, too. Just pissed me off... Then they walked right past our car, and I locked the doors. XD They went behind a shed across the yard. I dunno, to get doped up or something. >> Then, about three seconds after I was wondering whether to go inside to get my mom (she stays inside half an hour to an hour after the meeting's over... Just to TALK to people...) all three of the guys walk past on the other side of the car. *phew* I'm glad I didn't leave. That would've been a bit awkward. *rolls eyes*

Oro: ...You're done?

Umm... Yeah. *tones down rant engine*

Oro: Because, um, Sasuke-kun's about to go all praying-mantis on me...

Sasuke: ....BUH? I AM NOT! *thwap*

Oro: ^_X

...That's just creepy.

Aaand, I just wanted to get that out... >> Just pisses me off sometimes. Three guys, doped up and walking around at 9 at night. XD They weren't heading anywhere in particular, either, it was quite funny. ^^

Oh, yeah, I'm continuing the Oracle story tomorrow. ^_^ *throws confetti* YAY! For anyone who hasn't read it yet, you will be screwed up, so when you find the time, please go into my archives and read it. ^^ Your life will be easier when reading my posts... Especially since the story's gonna be getting better. ^^

Okay, I'm done. Expect a scene from Oracle tomorrow. ^^

PEAS!

Quote of the Day: "Prepare for Lord Spelling Asshole Xero and his best friend, Dictionary." --Xero, one of my internet friends. (YIS, I GOTS MY QUOTENESS BACK!)

EDIT: Wowsers, I needs to proofread. ^^ *edits*
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