Tuesday, March 22, 2005

   FINALLY!!!
*raises clenched fist and says with glee* FINALLY! ^o^
Ok, I've been trying for days to get my friggin Picture to load, the cutting and the pasting and the trimming and perfecting- the madness! o.@ But as you can see, I finally got it to load.
*Does the Happy Serrafina Dance*

Today has been totally boring. -.-
I woke up this morning, rolled over looked at the clock, and said to myself, "Eh," and went back to sleep- thus missing my math class.
I wake up nicely rested, the sun is out and it's a fairly warm mountain day. Whilst brushing the teeth for the second time (evil has to have perfect white teeth ^,,^)- the girl down the hall that is leaving asks me if I will watch her futon for her while she looks for a new place to live.
What does evil do? >.O IT AGREES OF COURSE!
No one resists freebies... o.o I think....
So then the ordeal of taking the bloody thing apart b/c it doesn't fit through the doors, reassembling it and then adjusting it to my grand designs ensues.
Now I have a futon of doom- which its owner has dubbed: "La Villa Negra" (The Black Village).
Eh, moving on....
Darkness takes ahold of the world strangely this night...as if the lids of two different shades of blue slowly merge, leaving only a whispy sliver of golden light to ebb through. The rain shall come and cleanse the land ere the sun rises...
^.^ I hope we get some thunder and lightening!

Other than this,...nothing interesting has really happened. Maybe the ninjas will decide to strike, or those demons I banished will find a way to come back en masse, but the e-mail I got from one of them in the nether regions (yes, the internet is connected to hell) says they're gonna have a slumber party. It also stated that they were serving 'head cheese' o.o...

I eat too much bubblegum...I ate about 6 pieces today then there's the one I'm currently gnawing on. It's a habit that may one day kill me, but I can't seem to shake it. I do it almost unconsciously now.
SAVE ME FROM THE GUMMY DEATH! O.O

I'll write more once something wicked this way comes! ^_^

- S
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Monday, March 21, 2005

   How to Twist things to mah EVIL!
After the events of this morning, I went and fed myself- the tormented cannot function on an empty stomach- and let myself mull for a while.
Revelation First: On the way back to my room, I met up with the RA on my floor. Apparently the girls next door heard that I had called the police and were begging her to do something to keep them from being arrested.
(As if anything could stop the torrents of my azure wrath!)
Oh the evil sparks within my heart! ^,,^
But I informed the RA that I was upset b/c I thought it had something to do with another incident and their prank would have been funny if they had like, drawn flowers, faces, their names on it- y'know let me know that they were behind it.
Another revelation: Apparently I was not their only victim... They did something to the men's bathroom on the third floor thus inciting feelings of vengeance from more than just myself. I asked the RA to let them know that if they needed help-
I would be a most gracious asset ^.^
Revelation 3: The girls next door are terribly sorry and didn't realize that their prank would cause me such distress-
LIKE THE DARK CORNERS OF MY HEART LISTEN TO SUCH DRIVEL! >.o
But nonetheless, I have decided to be nice...
I can't arrest them b/c they didn't commit a crime or break any laws campus or otherwise.
I'm glad it was them and not Stabby-girl or one of her psycho aquaintences.
However, I have decided to leave the plastic covering on my door to torment them with their prank for the rest of the school year.
That, and now I think it's kind of cool now. Strange is my mind...
Wether or not I will actually speak to them ever again is still under debate inside myself- but right now it is a definate 'NO'.

Still I am victorious!

Much more soon!

-S
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   How to start the day off bad...
I woke up this morning from a nice slumber in my college dorm room- only to open the door and find it SEALED WITH TAPE AND CONSTRUCTION PLASTIC.
A little back story first:
A few months ago- this girl threatened to stab me and kick the @$$ of a friend of mine b/c we found her alcohol in the fridge, we had the girl booted out of the apartment complex and place a 'No Contact Order.' against her to keep her away from us. Tiny things have happened since then- but nothing serious...
until this morning when I wake up.
I push back some of the covering and make my way to the bathroom, get some clothes on and immediately call campus security. They send a guy up here, he looks it over- says that he wants to check with the Cheif b/4 anything is done. So he leaves. I get a little nervous and call a friend of mine and tell her what is going on- she come over and calls her fiance and he comes over- RAVING. MAD.
Our security here is kinda lax and 'hush-hush' about things like this- so He insists that I call the police. I do and they tell me they'll send someone out. The Fiance is vehement and I'm a little perturbed due to his state of mind, which alerts the attention of the girl that lives next door. She calls me and asks if I can walk over and see her for a minute. I walk over and she opens the door and ushers me in:
"What are you guys so upset about over there?"
Me: "Haven't you seen my door?"
"We- yes."
Me: "Do you know who did it?"
"Yes.-"
-"My roomate and I did it, becuase we thought you would think it was funny..."
I couldn't say anything. I got up and left the room went back to where my other two friends were and told them that the girls next door had done it. Fiance is just as stunned as me. I call the plice back and campus security- to call them off and apologize. I then apologize to my friend and her fiance, who both leave.
The girl next door calls and asks what's going on and why am I so mad-
but I can't talk about it right now so I just hang up.

I can't be mad at the girls next door b/c they don't know about what happened with me and Stabby-girl; but I was so afraid, and I woke up my best friend and her fiance came over here straight from work, I called security, and the police and had to call them back and apologize (AKA make myself look like a paranoid idiot)over a stupid prank.

Words kinda fail me right now- that's why I'm writting this.

I still don't know what to do. I even called my Math Professor and told him I wouldn't be in class today b/c my door had been vandilized.

I could swear and cuss right now...but I'm so freaking shocked and relieved- I guess I'm just plain dumbstruck.

Let you know what happens...

- S
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Sunday, March 20, 2005

   More proof that I is EVIL!

What Inuyasha Villain Are You?
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What Golden Sun Adept Are You?
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Who is Your Leafe Knight Mystery Companion?
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   FIRST POST!
Greetings! And Ta-da I made a page- yeah big feat I know...
Yes, I am a noob but please don't hold it against me. I intend to have many wonderful things for everyone like: pictures, comic strips, exciting stories, maiming of things with ominous weapons!
I'm evil I can't help it ^_^.
So keep checking back- sign the book, eat come cheese, and I shall return soon!
Much Love,
- S
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